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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Now I don't feel as bad about my obese ginger cat.

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The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007


When did Batman grow a beard?

Senjuro
Aug 19, 2006
How the hell do you get your cat to be so fat? All my previous cats always had full bowls and could eat whenever they wanted and yet they were all fine.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Senjuro posted:

How the hell do you get your cat to be so fat? All my previous cats always had full bowls and could eat whenever they wanted and yet they were all fine.

Synthol.

datajugend
Jan 15, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Senjuro posted:

How the hell do you get your cat to be so fat? All my previous cats always had full bowls and could eat whenever they wanted and yet they were all fine.

they had worms

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Senjuro posted:

How the hell do you get your cat to be so fat? All my previous cats always had full bowls and could eat whenever they wanted and yet they were all fine.

Generally it's the combination of apartment cats/completely indoor cats who get no exercise at all, and also people feeding them cheap dry food. Also just differences in cat personalities too

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Data Graham posted:

DOCTOR TRAN

Toy Store is one of the darkest pieces of comedy I've ever seen. It just keeps on escalating :stonklol:.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Data Graham posted:

DOCTOR TRAN

I'll see your Dr. Tran and raise you the whole Mr. Wong series!

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost

I'm a culture not a costume
This is not who I am
And it's not OK

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

I'm not sure what a bounder is, but she seems to be correct about the rest of them.

Arkannoyed
Oct 31, 2003

If you're dissatisfied, disappear.

Oh, I get it: he's going out to the club. Very clever.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Solice Kirsk posted:

I'm not sure what a bounder is, but she seems to be correct about the rest of them.

Same as a cad

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
What’s s “yard swiller”?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Probably someone who will rake / mow / water the lawn, in the sense of swilling the deck.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
It's someone who always gets drunk in the yard.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

https://twitter.com/pahtch/status/1043322251242819584

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP


OH LAWD HE COMIN

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Tom appears to have seen some poo poo from his days on the streets.

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?

I like this one, one cat goes one way the other cat goes the other way.

Then this cat in the front is like "What'dya want from me?"

He has a nice head of ginger hair, looks like someone we know.

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

BallerBallerDillz posted:

I'm permabanned poster linuxuser58. I first started forcing girls to switch to Linux when I was 12. by 14 I got really obsessed with the concept of "floss" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and I would search for things like "forcing Linux using girls to switch to a BSD variant but not Mac".

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

Also,

Rigged Death Trap posted:

OH LAWD HE COMIN

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Bored posted:

Now I don't feel as bad about my obese ginger cat.

That cat's not obese, he's Rubenesque. :colbert:

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Paladinus posted:

It's someone who always gets drunk in the yard.

I'm stealing this.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




I told you it's not funny, dad!

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

DeadBonesBrook posted:

I like this one, one cat goes one way the other cat goes the other way.

Then this cat in the front is like "What'dya want from me?"

He has a nice head of ginger hair, looks like someone we know.

:allears:

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Arkannoyed posted:

Oh, I get it: he's going out to the club. Very clever.

No no. It’s Fallout 4 cosplay, The Swatter.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Dixville posted:

That cat's not obese, he's Rubenesque. :colbert:

Somewhat of an absolute unit

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.

DeadBonesBrook posted:

I like this one, one cat goes one way the other cat goes the other way.

Then this cat in the front is like "What'dya want from me?"

He has a nice head of ginger hair, looks like someone we know.
:kiss:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Let cats be fat if they want imo

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
I always thought there should have been a guy that could talk to and command spiders, calling himself The Amazing Legally Distinct Spiders-Man.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Wrong sport, he's supposed to be wearing hockey pads.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Scratch Monkey posted:

What’s s “yard swiller”?

A guy that goes down on a chick in the 1800's.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



"No one cared who I was until I strapped on these 11 bats."

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Zil posted:

strapped

It's tape!

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Baron von Eevl posted:

Wrong sport, he's supposed to be wearing hockey pads.

Don't even get me loving started

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Senjuro posted:

How the hell do you get your cat to be so fat? All my previous cats always had full bowls and could eat whenever they wanted and yet they were all fine.

Genetics + neuter. My fatty's mom also put in weight in no time flat after she was spayed. I also have his brother who is super muscular and did not get fat after a neuter, but I think he had a different dad. Also, most supermarket cat foods are made primarily of corn, at least in the US, and those put on the pounds in no time. Every cat in my hoard chunked up when I ran out of money for my regular cat food and had to buy Friskies several years back. Not that I buy the premium food or anything. The first ingredient is just a protein source instead of corn.


Uh...here's a cat picture I find amusing for this, the funny pictures thread.

Bored has a new favorite as of 18:09 on Sep 24, 2018

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

lol

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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Phy posted:

I always thought there should have been a guy that could talk to and command spiders, calling himself The Amazing Legally Distinct Spiders-Man.

That's Scarlet Spider

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