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King of Foolians posted:Ugh, is there a reason why this person that claims to be a teacher is so against using punctuation at the ends of sentences? It's twitter.
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Heliotrope posted:Didn't someone make a bot or something that generated random Not Always Right stories? I think I remember it coming up in this thread. Yeah, I did, but it was just a dumb Markov bot and the output sucked. Not Always Right tropes are too long to get captured properly by such a simple bot, and I don't have time/energy/will to make a more complex one. I'm sure there are better NAR bots but I wrote about the MarkovNAR in this thread so you might be remembering that.
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King of Foolians posted:Ugh, is there a reason why this person that claims to be a teacher is so against using punctuation at the ends of sentences? yeah that's the bad part about that post
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Sep 20, 2018 21:07
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 Lots of people with education degrees aren't that bright
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Of course there's a Harry Potter joke at the end there. Don't trap sprung on me, I follow a bunch of mock groups on Facebook VVV yeah that's pretty much my point, but I know that HP attracts some... Obsessive people and I wanted to pré empt anything like that Serperoth has a new favorite as of 22:55 on Sep 20, 2018 |
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Sep 20, 2018 22:11
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Serperoth posted:Of course there's a Harry Potter joke at the end there. I don't think it's "trap sprung" for someone to admit to understanding a reference to the most popular children's book series of our time. It's fine and normal if you liked the books as a kid, or if you enjoy sharing them with the children in your life. However, if you're still obsessed with them as an adult on your own, that's kind of embarrassing.
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MrUnderbridge posted:
It's a very easy major. The education graduates have the lowest SAT scores when entering college, and also the highest college GPAs.
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I don't think she's in any way suggesting that this is exactly how it goes down, she just summarising using a format that's pretty common on Twitter
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So did he forget his money in his car, or pay immediately after delivering his sick burn?
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Sep 21, 2018 00:17
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Forgetting the premise of the story (saying gently caress because you forgot your money) within just a few lines of dialogue is pretty impressive.
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Sep 21, 2018 00:17
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In what hosed up way can he think that he's the good guy in this story?
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Sep 21, 2018 00:30
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bike tory posted:In what hosed up way can he think that he's the good guy in this story? Saying “gently caress” is always a heroic act. Especially when there are young, impressionable children in the immediate vicinity. Seriously though, I don’t get it either. I WAS REALLY CRUEL TO SOMEBODY FOR NO REASON TO THE POINT WHERE EVERYBODY IN EARSHOT WAS STUNNED BY MY DOUCHEBAGGERY. HI FIVE?
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They couldn't even keep straight whether they had money on them or not. Dude yells gently caress because he forgot his money in the car, then pays the cashier E: whoops, slow on the trigger
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Like normally those stories have a much more elaborate setup for why they get to treat some woman like poo poo for having kids. Usually its around how the woman is a neglectful or irresponsible parent and the kids have been screaming/making a mess/being rude to everyone etc, basically the kids and her parenting style are just symbolic of her undeserved sexual agency. But I guess it's a familiar enough trope now that they can just cut straight to the bit where they fantasise about getting to vent and be validated for their misogyny.
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Sep 21, 2018 00:59
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I forced an AI to watch the movie AI 1000 times. It is still very cross at me.
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These kids have no idea how to behave in public, standing behind me all dirty and poo poo. They should take a lesson me, swearing in front of children and calling their mom an unfuckable uggo. 
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Yeah I feel like we’re missing a few paragraphs
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Is there a stereotype about roofers helpers? Who I assume are just roofing apprentices and not some hamburger helper spin-off. It seems a weird thing to use as a comparison. I guess you guys do use tar a lot more though.
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GPF posted:I forced an AI to watch the movie AI 1000 times. I forced an AI to watch Mr. Show 1000 times. It was very David Cross with me.
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I swear I've heard this before, but with the guy asking if they're her biological children, and when she replies angrily that they are, he pulls out the line "I just couldn't believe someone would have sex with you twice." Still stupid, but at least it's a bon mot and not some guy throwing out random insults.
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hyperhazard posted:I swear I've heard this before, but with the guy asking if they're her biological children, and when she replies angrily that they are, he pulls out the line "I just couldn't believe someone would have sex with you twice." You're thinking of the one where an old guy is a Walmart greeter and is fired on his first day for saying that to a woman
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Slowpoke Rodriguez posted:I forced an AI to watch Mr. Show 1000 times. I forced an AI to watch Passion of Christ 1000 times...
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CordlessPen posted:I forced an AI to watch Passion of Christ 1000 times... That's nothing. I forced Jesus to watch A.I: Artificial Intelligence 1000 times.
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The Bee posted:That's nothing. I forced Jesus to watch A.I: Artificial Intelligence 1000 times. no wonder we've been getting so many hurricanes
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hyperhazard posted:I swear I've heard this before, but with the guy asking if they're her biological children, and when she replies angrily that they are, he pulls out the line "I just couldn't believe someone would have sex with you twice." That's the quote at the end of the fourth paragraph, just with some random senseless slang thrown in (Canadians don't talk like that!)
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Arivia posted:That's the quote at the end of the fourth paragraph, just with some random senseless slang thrown in (Canadians don't talk like that!) The point is he skipped the setup for that too, just jumped straight to the insult. As is, it's just a random thing to say instead of following from something else.
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Sep 21, 2018 22:40
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I called a woman a stupid ugly bitch today. I'm leaving out a few of the details but trust me I'm the good guy here
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Comptroll The Forums posted:I called a woman a stupid ugly bitch today. I did that exact thing, too, but I was talking to myself Geez, M. Night Shyamalan makes this look easier than it is 
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AlbieQuirky posted:I did that exact thing, too, but I was talking to myself But AlbieQuirky wasn't a stupid ugly bitch WHAT A TWIST
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The stupid ugly bitch was inside us all along 
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What if the real stupid ugly bitches were the friends we made along the way
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bike tory posted:Like normally those stories have a much more elaborate setup for why they get to treat some woman like poo poo for having kids. Usually its around how the woman is a neglectful or irresponsible parent and the kids have been screaming/making a mess/being rude to everyone etc, basically the kids and her parenting style are just symbolic of her undeserved sexual agency. But I guess it's a familiar enough trope now that they can just cut straight to the bit where they fantasise about getting to vent and be validated for their misogyny. Perhaps it is because I am an idiot, but I never really noticed the misogyny in the "Child-Free" bullshit and IoSM stuff. But you are right, they always rage against women withtheir kids, and when they attack, they attack the woman for being ugly, or a neglectful parent. Or if they are building themselves up, it is always that they are much better than this stupid, domestic creature that can only ever exist as a baby factory. Again, maybe it was obvious to everyone else, but I only just noticed the misogynistic overtones that were there amongst the usual nerd/manbaby whingings.
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BrigadierSensible posted:Perhaps it is because I am an idiot, but I never really noticed the misogyny in the "Child-Free" bullshit and IoSM stuff. It's because babby is form by sex. Which means the woman likely had sex with a man (IVF, adoption whatever). A man that wasn't the poster. Even though the poster's a nice guy. She just doesn't see that and is off with some chad.
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There were no men on the childfree LiveJournal community that I remember and they still posted that poo poo constantly.
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timefly posted:There were no men on the childfree LiveJournal community that I remember and they still posted that poo poo constantly. Internalised misogyny is a hell of a drug.
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I think you're stretching. Childfree poo poo is a reaction to heavy social pressure that if you're not married and cranking out kids by 25 you're broken. The constant nagging about "when are you giving us grandchildren?", that kind of thing.
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I can testify that ciswomen get the lion's share of the "why aren't you having kids?" messaging. Bearing the weight of that expectation can be stressful and annoying, and it's not at all surprising that a lot of child-free women lash out against it. E: I also think internalized misogyny is part of it, too, at least for some women.
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There's also the factor of communities defined by not doing something almost inevitably turning toxic. Normal people only have so much to vent about and leave after a while. So the people who stick around as long-term members of the community are all the people who have nothing better to do than rail about "crotchspawn" and "breeders" all day.
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Haifisch posted:There's also the factor of communities defined by not doing something almost inevitably turning toxic. Normal people only have so much to vent about and leave after a while. So the people who stick around as long-term members of the community are all the people who have nothing better to do than rail about "crotchspawn" and "breeders" all day. Yes. I chose not to parent, but I also chose not to read garbage about how terrible children are.
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