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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Shinjobi posted:

Congrats on the division win, anyone but Dallas. Jesus christ

I feel like.... we need to run the ball more, and better.
Then, also throw the ball. Badly and Terrence are good.

Idk.

Idk. :(

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
If the season ends with Garrett & Linehan getting shitcanned it was worth it.

If not... :negative:

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Cash Monet posted:

There is no way that Skins value is legitimate.

Like, all teams are fudging the books to a certain extent, but they must be really cooking them.

DC is a big market and an extremely wealthy one

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/JimmyKempski/status/1044004202702426112

It's only a 1 year deal so maybe he'll get a shot in New York next year with his buddy Shumer.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Glad the Skins won so the next 2 weeks isn't about how much they suck. they're just...average probably.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRl210YeId8

What a day for AP. I'm laughing hard over here at that long run and all the Packers that go down arms flailing trying to tackle him

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.



source

(qbr lol)

FuriousxGeorge fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Sep 25, 2018

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
I think Dak might be bad.

https://mobile.twitter.com/RoobNBCS/status/1044066555909337088?s=09

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


Yodzilla posted:

I think Dak might be bad.

You only think it?

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
shocking news

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
He's a fourth rounder with a garbage offensive coordinator, a QB coach who has been playing in the NFL for maybe a year longer than him, and his backups went from QBs who have managed to win games in the NFL to....uh, Cooper Rush. Also :lol: at the lack of any decent WR/TEs.


Dak could very well be good somewhere else, or at least average. In Dallas he is absolutely going to fail. I embrace it. Hellfuck your own franchise, Mr. Jones.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
his ceiling is 2016 Eli Manning

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
He's like a Sam Bradford that doesn't get hurt, but you wish he would.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
I think we've seen enough to know that Dak is one of those QB's that absolutely needs to be surrounded by talent to excel. Some QB's can elevate their supporting cast and we haven't really seen that from Prescott. I like his game and like him in general but he really seems like he needs superior weapons.

Most QB's do but not the extent he seems to.

BiggerBoat fucked around with this message at 01:59 on Sep 26, 2018

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Dak is a worse Nick Foles

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
Cowboys should have grabbed Josh Gordon

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
Eli is a sturdier Carson Wentz

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Doltos posted:

Eli is a sturdier Carson Wentz

So Carson is gonna get a second ring?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Flikken posted:

So Carson is gonna get a second ring?

In three years against Tom Brady, yes. That's just how these things work.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Dallas is looking really good.


https://twitter.com/BaldyNFL/status/1044575421566787584

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

This seems dumb, the guy has his hips turned to get towards the RB and is moving in that direction (towards the play)

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

This seems dumb, the guy has his hips turned to get towards the RB and is moving in that direction (towards the play)

Yeah, it looks like he did nothing right there?

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
He's a TE not an OT.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Hizawk posted:

Yeah, it looks like he did nothing right there?

What you see there is a tight end taking on a defensive end one and one and basically winning, something that doesn't happen that much

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
He also had a block where he took on the free safety in space and sealed him off from the RB, which is pretty good for a TE. I’d post it but I’m phoneposting, baldy has the gif on his twitter.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Goodbye McLeod, hello porous defense

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
I wonder why they didn't bring in Eric Reid (the safety, not the nasal Miami Heat play-by-play guy).

They had depth issues at safety even before the McLeod news.

And now he's on the Panthers who the Eagles play in less than a month.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

NotWearingPants posted:

I wonder why they didn't bring in Eric Reid (the safety, not the nasal Miami Heat play-by-play guy).

They had depth issues at safety even before the McLeod news.

And now he's on the Panthers who the Eagles play in less than a month.

No, don't worry, we have *reads index card* Corey Graham, who is *looks down again* really good?

Do they put one of our CBs at safety? It wouldn't surprise me at all. Jones or Maddox could probably do it, right?

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
Rasul Douglas, come on, dudes. He was drafted as a CB/S half breed

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Mills is the guy people have talked about being a potential safety. The future CB lineup could be Darby, Jones and Maddox at nickel.

But that feels like a fan solution and more likely they keep Mills at CB, play Graham at safety as you suggested, I guess.

E: forgot about Douglas

saltyslug
Jun 28, 2012

Guess where this lollipop's going?
Mills kinda makes sense to me as S but no way they'll put him back there

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

89 posted:

Rasul Douglas, come on, dudes. He was drafted as a CB/S half breed

I think you mean “hybrid”

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

saltyslug posted:

Mills kinda makes sense to me as S but no way they'll put him back there

If Darby was locked up long term then I think it would more realistic because Jones is destined for a starting outside corner spot. But most likely Darby will be offered more than the Eagles will be willing to spend this offseason and Jones/Mills will be the starters next season. It would only really make sense if they saw it as a long term move for Mills because they had someone better at outside corner and I don't think they're ready to assume Rasul Douglas will be ready to start outside next year.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
RIP Wes :(

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

Amy Pole Her posted:

I think you mean “hybrid”

Hybrid just sounds so cold and scientific. The man was born of the union between a Safety and a Cornerback, and I think we should respect that :colbert:

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Vengarr posted:

Hybrid just sounds so cold and scientific. The man was born of the union between a Safety and a Cornerback, and I think we should respect that :colbert:

I'm strictly a middle linebacker man myself but the heart wants what it wants

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
One of my buddies always called Miles Austin a half breed whenever he appeared on the screen, so that works for me

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

89 posted:

One of my buddies always called Miles Austin a half breed whenever he appeared on the screen, so that works for me

I don't think he meant it the way you thought he did.

e: :chloe:

NotWearingPants fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Sep 29, 2018

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
Yeah...I think...he probably meant that in a bad, unfunny racist way.

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Diqnol
May 10, 2010

How could you think anything else :catstare:

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