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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Jay Rust posted:

I like sex

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Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



Hunt11
Jul 24, 2013

Grimey Drawer
I was wondering when reality would start cracking at the seems.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Hunt11 posted:

I was wondering when reality would start cracking at the seems.

seams

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
im sorry everybody but horney nintendo pictures are now illegal

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

Hunt11 posted:

I was wondering when reality would start cracking at the seems.

Two or three years ago

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

a messed up horse posted:

im sorry everybody but horney nintendo pictures are now illegal

actually horny is now the law

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

cheetah7071 posted:

I was about to wonder aloud whether we have Roman bathhouse peeking since a lot of schlocky Roman novels have survived but I think their baths were just mixed to begin with

Maybe some in Thermae Romae? Fits into being both Roman and Japanese.

If we count as the peeking ones, the first season of Spartacus is pretty much a beefcake heaven.

Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge
May 8, 2006

"My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"

a messed up horse posted:

im sorry everybody but horney nintendo pictures are now illegal

looks like I'll be living a life of crime

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
Only Nintendo could have an seemingly unremarkable Direct that didn't really impress many people at the time but actually planted a time bomb that would later break Twitter.

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

Samuringa posted:

Maybe some in Thermae Romae? Fits into being both Roman and Japanese.

If we count as the peeking ones, the first season of Spartacus is pretty much a beefcake heaven.

I meant like, schlock written by actual romans two thousand years ago

big deal
Sep 10, 2017

axelblaze posted:

Only Nintendo could have an seemingly unremarkable Direct that didn't really impress many people at the time but actually planted a time bomb that would later break Twitter.

Titty Bowser Breaks the Internet

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

cheetah7071 posted:

I meant like, schlock written by actual romans two thousand years ago

Oh.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears and press them against this wall so we can hear the idle chatter in the ladies side of the bathhouse and imagine horny things

DisDisDis
Dec 22, 2013
let's all reread Catulus

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
My joke doesn't work because that play was written by Shakespeare sorry to be historically inaccurate.

Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge
May 8, 2006

"My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"
When I was in school, our lesson on the play Julius Caesar was listening to it from a cassette in a stereo on a stool at the front of the class.

Not a recording of the play, just some dude reading it from a book.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



What the heck is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_oNEIY1mVg

big deal
Sep 10, 2017

There's a place in France, Where the naked ladies dance. There's a hole in the wall Where the men can watch it all... ancient Roman folk song

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012


it's the wrong damned Terra, once again

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


b_d posted:

There's a place in France, Where the naked ladies dance. There's a hole in the wall Where the men can watch it all... ancient Roman folk song

Ok but what song will erase the memory of Stormy Daniels revealing Trump's dick looks like Toad?

big deal
Sep 10, 2017

I’m thinking the one about miss suzie and the hellbound steamboat.

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

Infinitum posted:

Ok but what song will erase the memory of Stormy Daniels revealing Trump's dick looks like Toad?

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Infinitum posted:

Ok but what song will erase the memory of Stormy Daniels revealing Trump's dick looks like Toad?

song of storms, naturally

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


https://twitter.com/TheAtlasOne/status/1044295762753007616

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
Do stock prices measure anything meaningful or real anymore? Have they ever?

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007

the internet is *checks notes* horny

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

cheetah7071 posted:

Do stock prices measure anything meaningful or real anymore? Have they ever?
its currently a direct measurement of hornyness

RottenK
Feb 17, 2011

Sexy bad choices

FAILED NOJOE
can't wait for bowsette to become canon

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


cheetah7071 posted:

Do stock prices measure anything meaningful or real anymore? Have they ever?

I would assume this is an algorithmic thing.

People are talking about Nintendo -> Buy stock

Bowsette is loving EVERYWHERE :wink:

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS

cheetah7071 posted:

Do stock prices measure anything meaningful or real anymore? Have they ever?

They don't, but the timing is still funny.

al-azad
May 28, 2009



honestly if bowsette ends up in a platformer mario game before waluigi then burn all of nintendo down

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
Add the Super Crown to Smash and make buxom princesses for all the characters. If they’re already a buxom princess, make them grow two feet and add another set of titteroos. Watch that stock price soar~

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord

LawfulWaffle posted:

Add the Super Crown to Smash and make buxom princesses for all the characters. If they’re already a buxom princess, make them grow two feet and add another set of titteroos. Watch that stock price soar~
Just add Demitri from Darkstalkers to Smash.

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

LawfulWaffle posted:

Add the Super Crown to Smash and make buxom princesses for all the characters. If they’re already a buxom princess, make them grow two feet and add another set of titteroos. Watch that stock price soar~
oh hi cabbagepots

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!
nintendo is not going to put bowsette in a video game i do not think you have anything to worry about

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

homeless snail posted:

oh hi cabbagepots

That's rude.

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Oxxidation posted:

the internet is *checks notes* horny

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!
i tried playing an old game i have in my steam library called kromaia and it's an idea that i think i would like if looking at the game in motion did not blind me

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LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Heartcatch posted:

That's rude.

I lack context so I guess Ignorance is Bliss (Bowsette ASMR version)

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