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I also got incredibly normal search results when I googled 'Nintendo'. What have you been googling, pentyne?
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Waffleman_ posted:I mean, the sexy Bowser thing wasn't caused by Nintendo. ...what powerup?
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Sep 24, 2018 16:51
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Samovar posted:...what powerup? There's a girl Toad and there's a crown she can wear that transforms her into a Peach lookalike. Now what if other characters wear it?
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Sep 24, 2018 16:57
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Haha what do you think Bowser looks if he was a sexy girl Haha just joking haha but do you have any pictures of sexy Bowers looking embarrassed? haha just for laughs
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Sep 24, 2018 17:11
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sigh, and bowser was already a hottie without making him an anime girl with big old titties.
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Sep 24, 2018 17:54
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Bowsette is clogging all my social media, and is apparently also a new trans icon for obvious reasons. Nintendo went unintentionally horny on main better than anybody could ever do intentionally.
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Sep 24, 2018 17:59
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Johnny Aztec posted:Haha what do you think Bowser looks if he was a sexy girl Haha just joking https://twitter.com/OOaekP/status/1044058428648251392
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Sep 24, 2018 18:20
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September, 2018: Nintendo deploys Lady Bowser to distract people from the ongoing Trump Toad Dick scandal.
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Sep 24, 2018 18:47
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The MSJ posted:There's a girl Toad and there's a crown she can wear that transforms her into a Peach lookalike. Now what if other characters wear it? Isn't the answer "they get bigger" like if Mario or Luigi put it on they just become a bigger Mario or Luigi? Clearly Toads just grow up into princesses but no clearly it's a crown that makes everything a woman.
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Sep 24, 2018 19:26
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The crown is not the mushroom.
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Sep 24, 2018 19:43
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Len posted:Isn't the answer "they get bigger" like if Mario or Luigi put it on they just become a bigger Mario or Luigi? Clearly Toads just grow up into princesses but no clearly it's a crown that makes everything a woman. Which is what the internet is running with, so far in browsing Imgur over lunch I saw Booette and Yoshiette fanart. I assume every Mario character will be -etted before the end of the week.
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Sep 24, 2018 19:45
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Len posted:Isn't the answer "they get bigger" like if Mario or Luigi put it on they just become a bigger Mario or Luigi? Clearly Toads just grow up into princesses but no clearly it's a crown that makes everything a woman. apparently if any other character picks up the crown they just get ten coins, assuredly pawning it off for value
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Sep 24, 2018 19:52
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Bowletta is the surperior feminine Bowser anyway
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Sep 24, 2018 20:26
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I mean...we already had Wendy Koopa, was a feminine transformation crown really something Bowser needed?
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Sep 24, 2018 21:41
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Everyone of the female Bowser pictures I've seen lately is a textbook case of odd gender dimorphism (warning oglaf and thus  ) why not do something actually interesting?
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Sep 24, 2018 21:44
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Because they were tired of whacking off to Wendy Koopa.
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Sep 24, 2018 22:20
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Hel posted:Everyone of the female Bowser pictures I've seen lately is a textbook case of odd gender dimorphism (warning oglaf and thus bro it's not gender dimorphism at issue here There's a crown in the new version of a Wii U Mario game that changes Toadette, the cute and fashionable pink toad with some kinda weird It's not people saying "hey what would a female Bowser look like i bet it would be just a normal-rear end girl but with horns," it's a joke based on the nonsensical new items and the bizarre implications on Mario lore, such as it is.
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Sep 24, 2018 22:45
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Alaois posted:apparently if any other character picks up the crown they just get ten coins, assuredly pawning it off for value So it turns Toadette into a Peach lookalike, but everyone else into Wario?
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Sep 24, 2018 22:47
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Bowsette is now canon.
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Sep 24, 2018 22:48
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John Lee posted:bro it's not gender dimorphism at issue here Well, what if its like an ant colony where Peach is the "queen", but if someone were to happen to her, they could trigger ~something~ and one of the regular toadstool people would transform into their "queen" form.
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Sep 25, 2018 00:18
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Bowsette and Waluigi in unholy matrimony for Super Smash Bros.
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Sep 25, 2018 00:21
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Johnny Aztec posted:Well, what if its like an ant colony where Peach is the "queen", but if someone were to happen to her, they could trigger ~something~ and one of the regular toadstool people would transform into their "queen" form. I'm thinking more like locusts, where when you have too many grasshoppers concentrated in one spot it triggers their change. Clearly there is an overpopulation of Toadettes.
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Sep 25, 2018 00:26
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Johnny Aztec posted:Well, what if its like an ant colony where Peach is the "queen", but if someone were to happen to her, they could trigger ~something~ and one of the regular toadstool people would transform into their "queen" form. Nah that would be far funnier and less creepy. Tits on everything.
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Sep 25, 2018 00:46
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Sounds like you guys are thinking too much about titty fanart
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Sep 25, 2018 01:07
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https://twitter.com/TheAtlasOne/status/1044295762753007616
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Sep 25, 2018 01:32
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That's not how stocks work.
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Sep 25, 2018 01:47
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Waffleman_ posted:That's not how stocks work. Maybe it is. Stocks are mysterious.
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Sep 25, 2018 01:49
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Didnt Nintendo get a giant spike after Pokemon Go before "totally rational men of industry" figured out that Nintendo only licensed it and it was Niantic that made it.(also Niantic didnt get a spike or didn't get as big as one)
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Sep 25, 2018 02:54
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Waffleman_ posted:That's not how stocks work. Is it any more plausible than Kylie Jenner crashing Snapchat's stocks by tweeting "does anyone still use snapchat lol"?
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Sep 25, 2018 03:09
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The stock market operates on the same rules as Planescape: torment.
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Sep 25, 2018 07:47
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Didn't the Apple stock once loose a couple of points because there was a rumour that they would delay a product that they didn't even announce yet? Stocks make total sense!
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Sep 25, 2018 07:53
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Your avatar looks like Vivec but from the Fallout universe. And also that sounds familiar. Stocks follow no logic, and the plot from Jungle2Jungle is entirely possible from the stock perspective. E:vvvv I got super sick when I was 12, staying in a 32 foot RV during the 1998 National WWII National Veteran's Reunion (my mom was the primary organizer so she was gone) and all there was to watch was the J2J VHS, Ghostbusters VHS, and TMNT II attack of the ooze recorded from TV. I watched J2J so many goddamned times. Queen Combat has a new favorite as of 08:14 on Sep 25, 2018 |
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Sep 25, 2018 07:57
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Queen Combat posted:Your avatar looks like Vivec but from the Fallout universe. My parents had the DVD of that movie for ages. They never watched it, or had any desire to. I never watched it, nor had any desire to. It was just there, sitting in their DVD collection unopened next to their Mrs Browns Boys DVD.
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Sep 25, 2018 08:07
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Shai-Hulud posted:Didn't the Apple stock once loose a couple of points because there was a rumour that they would delay a product that they didn't even announce yet? Stocks make total sense! It's pretty much just bots trading with bots at this point. If social media, all of it, is talking about a certain company in what the algorithm determines is a positive way, stock price goes up.
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Sep 25, 2018 08:11
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Yep. And the largest mutual fund in the world, VTSAX, with $750 Billion in assets, is run entirely by a computer. The stock market never makes sense and skynet is going to take it over some day.
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Sep 25, 2018 08:24
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Unless you are day trading stocks you should literally never care about daily changes in stock prices
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Sep 25, 2018 08:34
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A lot of trading is managed by computers that trawl the internet looking for positive and negative mentions of particular businesses. When a company is getting positive buzz, they buy. When a company is getting negative attention, they sell. It's why whenever a new Anne Hathaway movie premeries, Berkshire Hathaway stock goes up. Basically, the stock market is stupid.
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Sep 25, 2018 08:46
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So, if I want to get rich, quick, then what I should do is open a company called Clooney's Hot Stuff LLC. and just profit off of dumb twitter reading bots? I could do that.
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Sep 25, 2018 09:09
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SomeJazzyRat posted:So, if I want to get rich, quick, then what I should do is open a company called Clooney's Hot Stuff LLC. and just profit off of dumb twitter reading bots? I could do that. I'm kind of out of the loop, would calling your company Clooney's Hot Blockchain LLC. still get you even more money from rubes?
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SomeJazzyRat posted:So, if I want to get rich, quick, then what I should do is open a company called Clooney's Hot Stuff LLC. and just profit off of dumb twitter reading bots? I could do that. George Clooney just sold his tequila brand that was built 100% off the fact he’s Clooney and not because it’s any good for something like 750 million dollars. So...yes. The tequila is supposed to be good, but that isn’t why it sold for so much.
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