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Play posted:I gotta tell you if my enormously fat wife accused me of low T just because I don't want to summit her massive bulk and spelunk my way through her folds in a quest for a vagina that a dick can't even reach,, I would never be able to stop myself from dropping a marriage-ending string of insults. God drat dude, get rid of that woman
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if it helps weird stylometry goon this entire account is a tiny stylometry experiment.
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I should probably post some content at some point yeahquote:I took a new type of psychopathy test thingy: https://qst.darkfactor.org hell, I'd object on moral grounds but you pretty much just sound like a politician that'd be a bad joke if I was kidding quote:When I got divorced, a lot of people asked me why I didn't go for primary or sole residential custody of our kid. It probably would have been a slam-dunk. My ex-wife is an alcoholic/addict, mentally unstable, etc., and was at the time unemployable due to her issues. I told people that I needed to make it quick for my own sanity and ability to function in life, and that pushing for and/or winning sole custody might drive my ex-wife over the edge and make things even worse for the kiddo. You can probably sue for it now, there isn't like a statute of limitations on this poo poo AFAIK Swing in through the window and save ur kid anon
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mba dropout goon: you should seriously consider chopping your dick off. If you wanna maximize that sociopathy score and really get ahead in life you’re gonna need to focus, so get rid of that distracting dong and get to work
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The scholar defines themselves by a test.
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Based on my answers, I feel like that test is highly skewed toward identifying almost everyone as "dark". That said, I scored very high on Machiavellianism (4.86/5) and Spitefulness which sounds about right, and a 3.57 overall (just like the fesher). You are way overthinking it in any case. This is no better than those "what disney princess are you" facebook quizzes. It will just tell you what you want to hear - if you are taking a "how dark and twizted am i", it's going to lean heavily toward "you're a super dark dangerous psychopath, share this with all the goth women you know".
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Dark personality goon: it's possible that you actually aren't antisocial in the sense of having a disorder but might have some narcissistic or sociopathic traits. If it does concern you do speak to a professional. Obviously an internet test or person can't diagnose you. However, believe it or not but most people with "dangerous" traits don't end up in jail or do major harm. It sounds like you were driven to be successful more than harmful. Still, I would personally recommend looking at your actions. "Building up enough goodwill to throw a person under the bus" might not necessarily get into illegal behavior but is still a dick move no matter what. There are perfectly legal ways to be a horrible rear end in a top hat. I could be wrong but it sounds to me that you have some narcissism going on and the benefits of success are giving you fuel. Do you bask in the admiration of others? Is that what drives you? I won't say there's anything wrong with that just, you know, don't be a dick about it.
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empathy offsets a lot of bad traits. try being nice to folks.
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every sociopath confession reads like Mr. Magoo explaining that he's actually Daredevil
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A lot of people are just garden variety assholes
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Enfys posted:A lot of people are just garden variety assholes Fresh, locally sourced, farm to table assholes.
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Go get your kid OP jesus christ
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sneakyfrog posted:empathy offsets a lot of bad traits. try being nice to folks. One WEIRD trick mental health professionals don’t want you to know!!1!
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CheesyDog posted:every sociopath confession reads like Mr. Magoo explaining that he's actually Daredevil
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wait wait wait DivorceGoon you thought being a solo dad would hinder your romantic prospects? lol god drat
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Dark personality goon: it's possible that you actually aren't antisocial in the sense of having a disorder but might have some narcissistic or sociopathic traits. If it does concern you do speak to a professional. Obviously an internet test or person can't diagnose you. However, believe it or not but most people with "dangerous" traits don't end up in jail or do major harm. Bingo, a mental health professional isn't going to diagnose someone as having an X tendency, they are only going to diagnose someone as having an X disorder. If its not negatively affecting your life in a significant way, and so far it sounds like it isn't, its probably not going to be considered a mental disorder. Doesn't mean you aren't acting like a huge rear end in a top hat though, maybe look into that before it starts having major negative impact on your life / relationships / etc.
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alpaca diseases posted:wait wait wait
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I'm pretty sure most actual sociopaths are just run of the mill assholes, and more likely to become Florida Man than politicians or CEOs.
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Many of the hottest 30-something women have kids themselves because they were still hot as as 20-somethings and finding people to date you when you have kids is really hard. When I moved from the NE to the South, the hardest part of dating is finding people who either don’t have kids yet or don’t mention church immediately.
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Kids are the worst. Kids you're not related to are somehow even worserer.
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Any online personality test is going to be bullshit and mostly based on self-image so if you think of yourself as a cool edgelord you'll get a score that reflects that and if you think of yourself as a weepy soft puffball you'll get a score that reflects that. I went through it, and a bunch of the questions were weirdly phrased, too. Darkgoon you sound like a pretty standard rear end in a top hat, try considering how your actions would make other people feel
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Djeser posted:Darkgoon you sound like a pretty standard rear end in a top hat, try considering how your actions would make other people feel If he's a genuine narcissist or sociopath there's a very real possibility that he's completely incapable of actually doing that. Or, you know, just justifying it.
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Whatever his deal is, it wasn't strong enough to tip off a psychologist so I'm betting he's not actually sociopathic or anything, he's just convinced himself that it's good to be an rear end in a top hat.
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Djeser posted:Whatever his deal is, it wasn't strong enough to tip off a psychologist so I'm betting he's not actually sociopathic or anything, he's just convinced himself that it's good to be an rear end in a top hat. This. OP, you aren't anti-social. You're an objectivist.
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mkultra419 posted:Bingo, a mental health professional isn't going to diagnose someone as having an X tendency, they are only going to diagnose someone as having an X disorder. If its not negatively affecting your life in a significant way, and so far it sounds like it isn't, its probably not going to be considered a mental disorder. Doesn't mean you aren't acting like a huge rear end in a top hat though, maybe look into that before it starts having major negative impact on your life / relationships / etc. Many people think they have personality disorders, since most of the behaviors and traits of these disorders are seen in everyone (and perhaps the influence of media. What's that tv guys name? Dexter? Baxtor? Sorry I'm phone posting). Mental health providers are very accustomed to talking to clients about those fears/romanticization, so it's definitely something you can talk to your counselor/therapist/mental health professional about, Anon op.
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I took that dark factor test looking for some self affirmation for my pro social life outlook and it turns out i'm a fuckin spite-filled sadist. who knew??? (besides everyone i've ever dated)
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I learned only spite. E: And psychological entitlement
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i took the test and it told me i'm a nice guy who doesn't mean to anything
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LoL at the morons who desperately want to be recognized as ‘dark’ and ‘twisted’ It’s 2018, everyone, absolutely everyone, is hosed up, like hosed UP, and you don’t need a special spooky black star sticker next to your OC dragon (DO NOT STEEL) hanging on your internet fridge. Also, everyone knowing how ‘dark’ you are doesn’t make anything better, if anything it makes everyone around you think about how much of a massive dork loser you are.
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i toss in my sweat ridden sheets, haunted by the knowledge i identify stronger with daffy than bugs
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loquacius posted:Goon that doesn't like alcohol I love drinking in moderate amounts, and I love the taste of a good beer, or a nice whiskey, so you're definitely missing out on that, but count yourself blessed. Alcohol is not healthy and the less you eat of it the better. If I could be predisposed to dislike e.g. fast food, i'd be over the moon. From what you say it sounds like you have an overactive alcohol dehydrogenase enzyme, which is not uncommon, especially in people of Asian heritage. Basically, people get sick from the accumulation of the byproducts of the alcohol breakdown process. Since you break it down uncommonly fast, those byproduct accumulate faster in your body, leading to you getting sick before you even get buzzed.
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lol but seriously I posted:i toss in my sweat ridden sheets, haunted by the knowledge i identify stronger with daffy than bugs Bugs Bunny is my fantasy, Wile E Coyote is my reality.
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...the roadrunner...crawling across the edge...of a straight razor...and surviving...it's my nightmare...the horror...the horror...
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meep meep *casts self from a bridge, creates body shaped crater on impact, is immediately crushed by anvil*
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quote:i really loving don't like cats. maybe that's unfair to the cats: i don't like people on the internet who have cats. i don't like hearing updates about when people's cats are standing in a place where they shouldn't be or that they're lying in an inappropriate place. guess what assholes that's what cats do. you might as well be tweeting "i still have a cat". sometimes i feel like the only person on the internet without toxoplasmosis though since i grew up in a house with two cats i probably have cat worms in my brain anyway. loving thanks cats. As a dog person, Internet dog people are exactly as insufferable as Internet cat people; they weren't for a while but they caught up That said, though, sorry to hear about your terminal fun allergy  quote:hi thread, Work is hard but work is necessary, that is the way of the world (congrats on your progress  )That one was short, and this next one is entirely made up of someone's Bojack Horseman theories, so I think they add up to exactly one whole fesh quote:
Bojack Horseman is primarily, among other things of course, a satire of Hollywood culture, so this is all extremely plausible
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I don't hate cats but I could never have one as a pet. For one thing they show you their rear end like all the time, and not from down on the floor like a dog, they climb up on you and make sure it's all up in your face. Also they make your house smell bad but you can't tell so you think when people tell you your house smells like cat piss they are just being mean instead of honest. Dog people, like people who breed them and take them to shows etc are just as terrible, but I think they are more rare than cat people. It feels like there are a lot more people who just happen to have a dog and won't put diapers on it and obsess about its heritage compared to people who identify as and embrace the worst aspects of being a cat lady (or the equivalent man version).
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I'm sure anything you could conceive of the Hollywood elite doing, has probably happened in some similar form in real life.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I don't hate cats but I could never have one as a pet. For one thing they show you their rear end like all the time, and not from down on the floor like a dog, they climb up on you and make sure it's all up in your face. Also they make your house smell bad but you can't tell so you think when people tell you your house smells like cat piss they are just being mean instead of honest. In your case they know what they want.
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lol but seriously I posted:i toss in my sweat ridden sheets, haunted by the knowledge i identify stronger with daffy than bugs an almost perfect Name+Post combo if it weren't for that pesky 'i'
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Also they make your house smell bad but you can't tell so you think when people tell you your house smells like cat piss they are just being mean instead of honest. If you have a cat and your house smells bad you're just a lazy slob. Regular litter cleanup does wonders to prevent the crazy cat lady smell.
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