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Master Twig: Oct 25, 2007; I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.

Oh god, there's a committee? That's the last step before a taskforce.

# ? Sep 25, 2018 11:58

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# ? May 17, 2024 00:25

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Hank hill would love a police taskforce though.

# ? Sep 25, 2018 12:55

Lincoln: May 12, 2007; Ladies.

Milo and POTUS posted:

Hank hill would love a police taskforce though.

Until he saw them in action. Then he would make a phone call and write a letter.

# ? Sep 25, 2018 17:12

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

Protesting is a last resort

# ? Sep 25, 2018 21:44

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I've been trying out my neighbour's ride-on mower this summer, and I can only think two things while I'm riding it:

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY _{and Saturday}

and

"Aaaaaaaahh! Ain't got no dang fingers!!"
That being said, I would totally go to that mower show.

# ? Sep 26, 2018 03:48

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I've been trying out my neighbour's ride-on mower this summer, and I can only think two things while I'm riding it:

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY _{and Saturday}

and

"Aaaaaaaahh! Ain't got no dang fingers!!"
That being said, I would totally go to that mower show.

BE THERE-ERE FOR THE BIGGEST NAMES IN MOWERS EDGERS AND CLIPPERS EDGERS AND CLIPPERS EDGERS AND CLIPPERS SUNDAY

# ? Sep 26, 2018 03:51

Digamma-F-Wau: Mar 22, 2016; It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges

Okay, the guy at home depot said that all we gotta do is strip, sand, varnish, buff, varnish, buff, varnish, wax-sand, buff-buff-buff

# ? Sep 26, 2018 04:03

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

When talking with my friends who also partake in the hank poops, anytime i would say Maybe you should i would say it like , " may ma- maybe you should"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTdxPliBdZs&t=60s

Hihohe fucked around with this message at 04:09 on Sep 26, 2018

# ? Sep 26, 2018 04:07

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

Master Twig posted:

Oh god, there's a committee? That's the last step before a taskforce.

# ? Sep 26, 2018 05:13

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

Hihohe posted:

When talking with my friends who also partake in the hank poops, anytime i would say Maybe you should i would say it like , " may ma- maybe you should"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTdxPliBdZs&t=60s

I'm glad I'm not the only person whose brain has been permanently rewired by koth ytps

# ? Sep 26, 2018 05:16

Reince Penis: Nov 15, 2007; by R. Guyovich

BOBBY: Vot are you talking about? Vot are you talking about?

BOOMHAUER: Heh heh heh...Man, what you talkin' about?...What you talkin' about?...I tell ya what, fat kids always funny, man...dang ol' John Candy, John Belushi...Knife and fork dug their graves, man.

# ? Sep 26, 2018 05:38

empty baggie: Oct 22, 2003

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I've been trying out my neighbour's ride-on mower this summer, and I can only think two things while I'm riding it:

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY _{and Saturday}

and

"Aaaaaaaahh! Ain't got no dang fingers!!"
That being said, I would totally go to that mower show.

A mower show would actually be kinda fun, but what�s even better is a mower derby.

https://youtu.be/0mqHDIZJADY

# ? Sep 27, 2018 00:51

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

The Ayshkerbundy posted:

Okay, the guy at home depot said that all we gotta do is strip, sand, varnish, buff, varnish, buff, varnish, wax-sand, buff-buff-buff

"Boggle?!"

# ? Sep 27, 2018 01:30

Elderbean: Jun 10, 2013

Peggy: HaaaaaaAHhhhhHHHHHHHHHH

# ? Sep 27, 2018 02:32

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

Boy hank , howd you get peggy to Boy we like mowers

# ? Sep 27, 2018 02:41

Master Twig: Oct 25, 2007; I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.

# ? Sep 27, 2018 02:49

Digamma-F-Wau: Mar 22, 2016; It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges

Hihohe posted:

Boy hank , howd you sing that Boy peggy? We like mowers

simis simple

# ? Sep 27, 2018 03:08

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

SEA KING
SEA KING

# ? Sep 27, 2018 03:35

Joe the Strummer: Jun 14, 2012

Would you like a wallet?

Heh heh harley davidson

# ? Sep 27, 2018 03:44

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

BE THERE ERERERERE

# ? Sep 27, 2018 03:55

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME

YOURE A LOSER!

# ? Sep 27, 2018 04:26

Digamma-F-Wau: Mar 22, 2016; It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges

Joe the Strummer posted:

Would you like a wallet?

Heh heh harley davidson

*goes oooo to the tune of the first few notes of Oh Susana*

# ? Sep 27, 2018 04:27

Twitch: Apr 15, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Code Jockey posted:

I'm glad I'm not the only person whose brain has been permanently rewired by koth ytps

Dallas sallaD!

Boggle.

# ? Sep 27, 2018 04:28

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

Ya know fellas

# ? Sep 27, 2018 04:31

Detective No. 27: Jun 7, 2006

BABY WANT A BOTTLE? BIG DIRT BOTTLE.

# ? Sep 27, 2018 04:34

Drunk Nerds: Jan 25, 2011; Just close your eyes; Fun Shoe

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

peep this great screencap i came across in my rewatch

no ring

# ? Sep 27, 2018 05:10

Joe the Strummer: Jun 14, 2012

And you are right there next to me, my coach, my BIG rear end, man

# ? Sep 27, 2018 06:31

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Twitch posted:

Dallas sallaD!

Boggle.

This is what you do??

# ? Sep 27, 2018 07:01

JIZZ DENOUEMENT: Oct 3, 2012; STRIKE!

Tassels Hank!

# ? Sep 27, 2018 07:14

Fur20: Nov 14, 2007; すご▞い！
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね！

not mine

# ? Sep 27, 2018 08:50

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

....right to left, top to bottom?

# ? Sep 27, 2018 16:20

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Milo and POTUS posted:

....right to left, top to bottom?

Makes more sense if you read it like a manga. It's a clear DBZ reference I only watched Z and that was over a decade ago, but I assume there's 2 very similar frames in the manga.

# ? Sep 27, 2018 16:25

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

I like to eat

I like to hump

And I don't like to drive

# ? Oct 4, 2018 08:48

Lincoln: May 12, 2007; Ladies.

Oh god I saw this one a couple of nights ago and had forgotten it entirely:

Hank: Bobby, soccer was invented by European ladies so they would have something to do while the men cooked.�

Bobby: Dad, why do you hate things you don�t understand?

Hank: I don�t hate you, Bobby.

# ? Oct 4, 2018 15:03