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Mr. Nice! posted:The venture bros. addressed this last weekend. If you're going to have a dick measuring contest, you have to do it old school and use proper rulers. Be sure to measure from the base
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Kavanaugh said the drinking age at those parties was 18 so it was all legal. The legal drinking age changed to 21 when he was 17. I can’t think of a better pick for Supreme Court justice.
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boop the snoot posted:Kavanaugh said the drinking age at those parties was 18 so it was all legal.
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pantslesswithwolves posted:So in non-Trump news, Apple’s latest version of iOS has a new “measure” tool that allows you to use the camera to measure an object. Well, as it turns out, there’s a bug that has apparently affected some users, where the phone will take a pictures what’s being measured and upload it to Apple’s servers. You can visit this site and enter your Apple ID to see if Tim Cook is laughing at your dick pic. Sometimes I wonder if I'm too dumb for this world. My best friend is building a house, and there are a lot of situations where a measuring tool would have been really convenient in the last 5 months. It can be tricky to reach certain places with a normal ruler. I guess you can measure distances as well with this app? Would have saved us some difficult instances of measuring with the laser-pointer-ruler-thingy (no idea what's it called in English). So I'm actually excited about this, but reading on I think "oh well, that's once again dumb for privacy reasons. I wouldn't want pictures of my half finished house on the net!" Then I read the rest and ask myself how I didn't see this coming, of course it would be used as a dick measuring tool. I'm too stupid for this age 
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Now this is what I want to see in the morning. Also Rick Scott got chased out of a restaurant yesterday too https://twitter.com/johnfund/status/1044454380374822912?s=19
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Sep 25, 2018 15:21
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The  decorum types are out in full force but I am 100% behind harassing these assholes in public.
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Sep 25, 2018 15:24
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https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1044597810501505026 "Didn't expect that reaction"
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Sep 25, 2018 15:44
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Big baby is going to throw one hell of a tantrum when he gets home later.
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Sep 25, 2018 15:45
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Ahahahahahahahaah. China going for the jugular. https://www.cnbc.com/2018/09/25/trade-war-china-white-paper-on-trade-bullyism-practices-by-the-us.html
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Nick Soapdish posted:
Welp, time to go to war again.
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Sep 25, 2018 15:49
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Immanentized posted:Ahahahahahahahaah. China going for the jugular. well, time to join britain on the ash heap of history lmao
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Immanentized posted:Ahahahahahahahaah. China going for the jugular. Missionary Positron posted:can't wait for the inevitable tweet announcing that the US is pulling out of the UN This is gonna be good.
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It's like New York high society snubbing him again except this time it's the entire world. Lol get rekt
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Missionary Positron posted:can't wait for the inevitable tweet announcing that the US is pulling out of the UN Fred should've set the standard and pulled out 7 decades ago.
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I'm almost certain I hear a single guy already laughing as he says the bit about his plan for a brighter future for all of humanity
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Sep 25, 2018 15:57
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TWF your president is a literal laughing stock of the world.
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aphid_licker posted:I'm almost certain I hear a single guy already laughing as he says the bit about his plan for a brighter future for all of humanity
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That Works posted:TWF your president is a literal laughing stock of the world. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/498008486551506945?s=19
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Sep 25, 2018 16:05
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Third World Reggin posted:They laugh at him and also start clapping. You appreciate the clown cavorting in front of you.
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Imagine being the richest country in the world wondering why you give more aid than other countries and don’t receive much in return. This is how rich people think of themselves individually as well so it makes sense.
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I'm kinda surprised there is not a subreddit or whatever trying to find anything there isn't a Trump tweet for. It's the perfect balance of obsessive self destructiveness and absurdist humor for 2018.
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This is loving pathetic, we deserve the Trump scourge.
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boop the snoot posted:Imagine being the richest country in the world wondering why you give more aid than other countries and don’t receive much in return. I seem to recall something back from maybe Katrina that the US declines all “foreign aid” by policy so yes that number would be zero?
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hobbesmaster posted:I seem to recall something back from maybe Katrina that the US declines all “foreign aid” by policy so yes that number would be zero? Yeah Cuba had teed up a bunch of doctors and 1st responders to help and we flatly refused them entry. Kinda poo poo since Cuba would be a place with a lot of experience in dealing with that situation and would probably be helpful.
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hobbesmaster posted:I seem to recall something back from maybe Katrina that the US declines all “foreign aid” by policy so yes that number would be zero? Didn't Mexico send a bunch of doctors and some marines to help out?
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Handsome Ralph posted:Didn't Mexico send a bunch of doctors and some marines to help out? Some, I assume, are good people.
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Sep 25, 2018 16:40
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“Foreign aid” in this context is usually cash.
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Sep 25, 2018 16:40
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Mmm yes America as the international pariah. I guess we've been working towards this since 9/11. Us and our rag tag team of middle eastern allies + maybe England are sure to go down swinging
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Axios has the draft resignation letter that Rosenstein sent to Kelly on Friday. https://www.axios.com/full-justice-department-rod-rosenstein-statement-ed9ed9b2-3479-4202-ac15-b58f41b87dc5.html
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UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1044602209135194113?s=19  Jesus Christ
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Donnie got laughed at during his speech, so he decided to throw a tantrum after: https://twitter.com/CBSEveningNews/status/1044621438131605504?s=19 As Murkowski is making lots of noises: https://twitter.com/alexburnsNYT/status/1044624507804291073?s=19
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:
To be fair rejecting the ICC has been something the US has been doing since it was formed. The rest of it though :facepalm:
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boop the snoot posted:Imagine being the richest country in the world wondering why you give more aid than other countries and don’t receive much in return. Elysium is a documentary on our Future, apparently.
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