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Don't forget to Bookmark the thread! Need to catch up? This season's episodes are on CBS.com Survivor airs Wednesdays on CBS! Check your local listings. https://i.imgur.com/jvBChvk.gifv Have too much money? Smilies.
If it hasn't aired in an episode, don't spoil it in this thread. If you get a better thread title sometime in the run, post it! What is Survivor? Survivor is a reality show where a group of 16 to 20 or so contestants, from all walks of life, are stuck on a remote paradise and forced to live together for 39 days; gathering their own food, building their own shelter, and purifying their own water. The cast is split into opposing, equal teams, called tribes. The tribes must work together to form a community, in the hopes of one contestant becoming the Sole Survivor and winning one million dollars. At least one contestant is voted off every episode. A typical Survivor season has three phases. Pre-Merge, Post-Merge, and Endgame.
What's the theme? It doesn't ever loving matter. Don't worry about it. Supplemental Material
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This Season's Cast “The jury doesn’t just reward whoever plays the best game. It determines who played the best game.” Zesty fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Nov 11, 2018 |
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Alec Age 24 Bartender "gently caress it." *Special Note: Posted himself and another player on Instagram. Lost his prize money and was disinvited from the reunion. Alison Age 28 Physician "Getting to the bottom of bottomless breadsticks." Angelina Age 28 Financial Consultant "I use my power of persuasion to get out of speeding tickets and to get discounts at restaurants." Killer Bi Age 28 MMA Fighter "My first fight, I beat her and retired her." Carl Age 41 Truck Driver "I have a wife, I have a truck, I have kids." Christian Age 32 Robotics Scientist "I wouldn't object to being called a wizard." Dan Age 27 SWAT Officer "If I let them question me and get me all worked up? It'll end badly." *Special Note: Florida Hot Cop. Not an anti-semite, just takes hot cop pics with them. Davie Age 30 Social Media Manager Hobbies: Memes! Elizabeth Age 31 Kitchen Staff "I pushed two girls out with no pain meds while wearing this hat." *Special Note: Apparently has a wild criminal record that has since been scrubbed from the internet. Post if you find it. Gabby Age 25 Technical Writer "I am prone to tear-filled moments." Jeremy Age 40 Attorney "I'm a spirit-reader, and some people don't want their spirits read." Jessica Age 19 Waitress "I have a way with words....." *Special Note: Someone at CBS missed the slurs she repeatedly posted online. Johnny Mundo Age 38 Pro Wrestler "This island is really about me versus me" Kara Age 30 Realtor Pet peeves: Drivers who use their brakes Lyrsa Age 36 Airline Agent "They think I'm playing Sudoku, but I'm looking at them." Mike White Age 47 Filmmaker Hobbies: water sports *Special Note: Made the Emoji Movie. The sentence is death. Natalia Age 25 Industrial Engineer "I want binoculars so I can creep on people." Natalie Age 56 Publishing CEO "Sunglasses will give me the ability to see things, while hiding my eyes." Nick Age 27 Public Defender "If you don't use it, you lose it!" Pat Age 40 Maintenance Manager "Cochran is a chameleon, like me." Zesty fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Oct 14, 2018 |
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I'm really excited for the return of John Morrison to my weekly TV
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# ? Sep 25, 2018 13:50 |
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I am a fan of the American television show, Survivor.
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# ? Sep 25, 2018 16:09 |
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The one flipping off the camera was arrested for something called 'cop theft' and I choose to believe that means grand theft police horse.
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# ? Sep 25, 2018 16:13 |
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Looking forward to the show and to posting about it incessantly What the poo poo are these quotes in the OP
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# ? Sep 25, 2018 16:23 |
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Well I was going to back Karl but I have to back Johnny Mundo.
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# ? Sep 25, 2018 17:15 |
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Rick posted:Well I was going to back Karl but I have to back Johnny Mundo. I think you mean Johnny Impact!
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# ? Sep 25, 2018 17:24 |
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SalTheBard posted:I think you mean Johnny Impact! That's rough.
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# ? Sep 25, 2018 19:12 |
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hell yeah we're back Pony JOHNNY MUNDO Poison Christian
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# ? Sep 25, 2018 19:27 |
Pony: Spirit Reader Poison: Hot Cop
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# ? Sep 25, 2018 19:47 |
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If you made up those quotes then that's fantastic. Pony: Kara Poison: Alec (or is this too obvious?) I heard rumors that David Wright was on this season but I'm relived he isn't. His arc was great and I'd fear it getting screwed up. He'll still probably be back for an all stars though.
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# ? Sep 25, 2018 20:49 |
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Pony: Johnny/Alison Poison: Dan/Elizabeth Who knows, though. Looks like a rough bunch
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# ? Sep 25, 2018 20:55 |
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Adus posted:If you made up those quotes then that's fantastic.
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# ? Sep 25, 2018 21:25 |
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I predict the most unlikable cast since fiji
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# ? Sep 25, 2018 21:37 |
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Adus posted:If you made up those quotes then that's fantastic. Nah. They're almost entirely direct quotes from them. Pony: Gabby Poison: Kara Kay Zesty fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Sep 25, 2018 |
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I am cautiously optimistic about Johnny Mundo because while he's built like a star leading man everything I've ever heard him say suggests he's a hugely awkward dork. I could see that going ether way as terrible villain or amazing hero. Also I fully expect Mike White to be exactly like I remember him from movie/s. Which is basically what I hope Johnny Mundo is. Basically I'm hoping Johnny Mundo and Mike White either a) form a wacky duo of loveable losers. b) form a horrible duo of arrogant rear end in a top hat losers. c) hate each other and vow to destroy each other.
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# ? Sep 26, 2018 02:06 |
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Wasn't Mike White on a season of Amazing Race with his gay dad?
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# ? Sep 26, 2018 02:26 |
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Pony: I was fascinated by everything John and Natalie said in their First One Out interviews. Poison: Davie posted:guaranteed responses from females via Direct Messages (how to slide into them DMs)
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# ? Sep 26, 2018 03:34 |
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STAC Goat posted:I am cautiously optimistic about Johnny Mundo because while he's built like a star leading man everything I've ever heard him say suggests he's a hugely awkward dork. I could see that going ether way as terrible villain or amazing hero. They both have pre-merge boot written all over them I think. In particular, Mike has major first boot potential, and Johnny Mundo scream "big villain goes down in Episode 4 in blindside blaze of glory with idol in his pocket." (Those will be the two best episodes of the season)
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# ? Sep 26, 2018 05:11 |
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Zesty posted:Nah. They're almost entirely direct quotes from them. now i want next OP to alternate between fake and real quotes and see if we can guess
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# ? Sep 26, 2018 08:00 |
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edit - pasted the wrong name and didn't notice right away. See below.
Shemp the Stooge fucked around with this message at 14:39 on Sep 26, 2018 |
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Pony: Natalia Poison: Davie
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# ? Sep 26, 2018 14:39 |
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Pony: Johnny Mundo Poison: Alec
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# ? Sep 26, 2018 14:41 |
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Pony: Nick Poison: Alec
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# ? Sep 26, 2018 16:41 |
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Pony: Johnny Nitro Poison: Pat
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# ? Sep 26, 2018 16:48 |
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I'm hoping the season ends up being good. My hopes aren't that high, but I will still probably watch every episode because it's Survivor and very much my thing. Not sure if I can get past it basically being the same theme as the current season of Australian Survivor. Although maybe the US version will play out better not having professional athletes compete against average shitheads.
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# ? Sep 27, 2018 00:35 |
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Also just realized that Pat appears to have a loving tattoo of a cross necklace instead of an actual necklace... who the gently caress comes up with that poo poo and doesn't have any friends to tell them not to do it?
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# ? Sep 27, 2018 00:39 |
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I'm a broken record so everyone probably hates me for saying it over and over, but I don't care at all about the theme. We all know how its going to go. 3 weeks in there will be a tribe swap and 3 weeks later there will be another one. The theme will only really matter in so far as what Jeff pushes and a few players adopt as their personalities. And the big rear end wrestler was probably always going to adopt a "goliath" persona and the skinny middle aged nerd was probably always going to take the "david" persona. I have to work up my enthusiasm because Big Brother really killed it with their season, but I'm sure I'll be into it by the first tribe swap when I start to remember people's names besides Johnny Blaze.
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# ? Sep 27, 2018 01:01 |
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I wish the David tribe was just all people named David
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# ? Sep 27, 2018 01:08 |
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Your dad is a doctor and you think you're middle class to upper middle class
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# ? Sep 27, 2018 01:09 |
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I also look forward to us wrestling fans annoying the rest of you by calling Johnny Superstar by every one of his dozen names and hundreds of made up ones.
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# ? Sep 27, 2018 01:10 |
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STAC Goat posted:I also look forward to us wrestling fans annoying the rest of you by calling Johnny Superstar by every one of his dozen names and hundreds of made up ones.
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# ? Sep 27, 2018 01:11 |
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I have cable again, and I am in a Survivor pool at work, so why not watch Survivor?? Johnny Nitro being on here is just a treat.
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# ? Sep 27, 2018 01:12 |
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Holy poo poo Christian annihilated that slide puzzle O_O
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# ? Sep 27, 2018 01:16 |
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drat that slide puzzle was easy as poo poo lol e: maybe not they just had slide puzzle jesus
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# ? Sep 27, 2018 01:16 |
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This confession is incredible
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# ? Sep 27, 2018 01:18 |
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Canadians can now apply to be on Survivor
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# ? Sep 27, 2018 01:18 |
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Survivor showmances are the worst.
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# ? Sep 27, 2018 01:21 |
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IcePhoenix posted:drat that slide puzzle was easy as poo poo lol I think it was probably a mix if both. It looked like the slide puzzle was all squared up and not that difficult for a slide puzzle.
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