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Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

already wearing a life jacket, what else do you need

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Cocoa Crispies posted:

already wearing a life jacket, what else do you need

stop all the downloadin

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

I didn’t sit for this...

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
https://twitter.com/cd_hooks/status/1043186573389508609

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



of course she is

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

My legs are augmented

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
forget the legs. lookit dat rear end

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



infernal machines posted:

forget the legs. lookit dat rear end

drat son

prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.
*clears throat* uh, what about his uh, weapon?

Chopstick Dystopia
Jun 16, 2010


lowest high and highest low loser of: WEED WEE
k

prisoner of waffles posted:

*clears throat* uh, what about his uh, weapon?

look like a real loose grip

prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

Kilometres Davis posted:

look like a real loose grip

shoots from the hip, would you say

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
more like the underarm

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



smh if you dont lube up your gun before firing off on a saturday night

The Leck
Feb 27, 2001

Achmed Jones posted:

this is neat, what did you use to make it?

i think he used a computer op

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

The Leck posted:

i think he used a computer op

disgusting, who would do such a thing?

prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

Stymie posted:

disgusting, who would do such a thing?

stymie gently caress the computer

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
wendy's takes a few steps towards our burgeoning cyberpunk dystopia

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

most dystopic bit 'according to court documents obtained by zdnet' :ohdear:

prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-facebook-lawsuit/facebook-not-protecting-content-moderators-from-mental-trauma-lawsuit-idUSKCN1M423Q

dehumanize urself and face to the fb content moderation stream

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

Tony Pizzuto Says Hello

delete social media

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
in today's edition of diamond age jumped the gun:

puppet maker gets caught making illegal weapons via his 3d printer

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad



Cyber Kitano here is prime Av material

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
it's a shame that the live action ghost in the shell was so terrible because getting beat takeshi to play the chief was a real coup

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Stymie posted:

it's a shame that the live action ghost in the shell was so terrible because getting beat takeshi to play the chief was a real coup

yeah, 4 real

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




lol that they get a temp agency to staff that position.

tho admittedly when i was temping i was the age where a friend ppving faces of death was a good friday night so being paid to do it would be great.

for a while.

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?
yeah, I’m pretty sure you would love job where most of your decision making is choosing between the “call local police now” and “report to FBI” buttons

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



eschaton posted:

yeah, I’m pretty sure you would love job where most of your decision making is choosing between the “call local police now” and “report to FBI” buttons

18 year old me would have thought watching 8 hours of dudes getting killed for real would be metal as gently caress, yeah. it's been a while since i was him though.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Stymie posted:

it's a shame that the live action ghost in the shell was so terrible because getting beat takeshi to play the chief was a real coup

the good news is he's really good in Yakuza 6

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

eschaton posted:

yeah, I’m pretty sure you would love job where most of your decision making is choosing between the “call local police now” and “report to FBI” buttons

In which case FB's decision to push it to a temp company (who are universally known both for the quality of their health benefits and their understanding PTO policies) was clearly a great decision?

Jon Pod Van Damm
Apr 6, 2009

THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC



https://meduza.io/en/feature/2018/10/01/an-internment-camp-for-10-million-uyghurs

An Uyghur resident of Kashgar with an ID card. Only those who carry these special cards have the right to speak to foreigners.

Even when they buy everyday kitchen knives, Uyghurs are now obligated to brand the blade with a laser-carved QR code that identifies the knife’s owner

The city is split into square regions, and in order to cross from one quarter into another, every Uyghur must display a plastic ID, hand over any bags or purses to be searched, undergo a pupil scan, and, in some cases, surrender a mobile phone for inspection. The same procedure awaits them at the bank, in the hospital, at the supermarket, and at underground crosswalks. Armored cars patrol the streets along with divisions composed of Uyghur volunteers; they stop pedestrians periodically to verify their identities.

CCTV cameras are everywhere: on the roofs of houses, on brackets attached to the walls of buildings, on street lamps, and on metal racks installed specially over the streets for the express purpose of housing cameras.

Only the Chinese commanders had machine guns; the Uyghurs were armed with spears that had resin shafts and steel blades, long truncheons that were so large that they could only be held with two hands, and objects resembling old yokes that could be snapped around the neck of an opponent.

I had seen similar yokes in Tibet, where they were likely meant to stop people from setting themselves on fire. With the yoke clasped around the neck of a priest, a police officer could immobilize him while remaining at a safe distance. In Xinjiang, a different model was in fashion: the previously wooden parts of this construction had been replaced with pieces made of plastic and resin, and the glint of electric shock points was visible on the ring itself. Similar shocking devices were installed on the shields that police officers took with them whenever they patrolled in public. The bottom of each shield was split by a frightening-looking serrated opening that was clearly also intended for the neck of its victim.

Now, Chinese police can find and arrest any suspect in a crowd whose facial features correspond with existing data in the country’s grandiose central database in the course of seven minutes or less.

Every 15 or so miles, the road was blocked by heavy-duty steel barriers and spike strips capable of stopping a tank. Long lines of passengers from Uyghur buses stretched out from tourniquets that led to booths with facial scanners and then to small windows where the results of the scan were compared with a plastic ID card. Many passengers were asked to pull up the Mobile Hunter application on their cell phones or to enter their passwords and simply hand the phones over to police. People lined up casually, as though by force of habit, and at every checkpoint, a cluster of those same hanging cameras watched them from the ceiling.

The cameras register not only a car’s license plate number but also the face of its driver. At night, lights are projected over the camera lenses, blinding drivers more than oncoming headlights ever could.

Soldiers had taken telephones from the tourists who were undergoing examination near us and had begun to install a special app called JingWang Weishi that is used in Xinjiang for surveillance of the Muslim population. JingWang sends the police an identification number for the device, its model, and the telephone number of its owner before monitoring all the information that passes through the telephone, warning the user when it finds content that the government deems dangerous. I had read about this application before but thought its existence to be a false rumor.

Then, they drove our car into a box for X-ray screening, but because the resulting snapshots could not be examined there and instead had to be sent to an analytical division in Ürümqi, 930 miles away from us, we waited for an hour before receiving a response.

In the course of the next 20 minutes, we passed through three more checkpoints — and drove past no fewer than 10 video cameras. By the next barrier, a guard in white gloves used his baton to direct us to an enormous, modern-looking building with gates that opened and closed automatically. It was full of scanners and X-ray machines that reminded me of shiny new medical equipment.

The loyalty point system, which is officially called a “social credit system,” was announced in China four years ago. No one knows exactly how the system works, but it is known that people’s ratings are calculated using the entire mass of information that the government gathers about its citizens. Financial debt, traffic tickets, reprehensible behavior online (including “harmful shopping”), and smoking in public can all affect a person’s score. One can earn points by donating blood, volunteering, or writing an ode to the Communist Party. But they are also easy to lose — playing too many video games or visiting the mosque too often is enough. Visits to unstable regions are also taken into account, as are conversations with less desirable people that are recorded on surveillance video.

The artificial intelligence system that analyzes personal data about people divides society into “safe,” “average,” and “dangerous” citizens. Age, religion, previous convictions, and contact with foreigners are all taken into account. It is very likely that samples of DNA might affect residents’ scores in the near future, as well, if they are not part of the system already.

Uyghur loses dozens of points solely due to nationality, as determined in part by DNA testing

Jon Pod Van Damm fucked around with this message at 15:23 on Oct 1, 2018

Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe
It’s like 1984, but for Uyghur.

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARpd5J5gDMk

Catboy Autonomist
Jun 23, 2018

IS IT SUPWISING THAT PWISONS WESEMBWE FACTOWIES, SCHOOWS, WHICH AWW WESEMBWE PWISONS?
It's funny how the one place on earth that epitomizes late stage capitalism more than any other is also the largest country on earth to call itself "socialist"

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Catboy Autonomist posted:

It's funny how the one place on earth that epitomizes late stage capitalism more than any other is also the largest country on earth to call itself "socialist"

it's almost like people use their names as lies

and yet chuds insist that 'because the nazis called themselves socialist they were and that makes socialism bad forever'

Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



dont be mean to me posted:

it's almost like people use their names as lies

and yet chuds insist that 'because the nazis called themselves socialist they were and that makes socialism bad forever'

well

they sure weren't capaitalist

prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:

well

they sure weren't capaitalist

yeah, they just organized street fighters in order to beat up labor unions and murder communists?

prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.
phrenology 3.0, baby! (open in an anonymous browsing tab to dodge the paywall)

https://facebook.com/l.php?u=https://www.wsj.com/articles/brain-scans-can-detect-who-has-better-skills-1538589600

quote:

Neural data could offer more objective measures of performance and proficiency than medical-certification boards now use, according to the research team, which included engineers and surgeons. Ultimately, they want to improve the way surgeons are trained, not limit what they can do, they said. A future iteration of their technology could be used to assess comfort levels with certain medical procedures or to help doctors figure out whether they’re rusty on certain skills or too fatigued to operate, they said.

The team is looking to test their system in more realistic settings and to include tests of cognitive skills, according to the researchers. For the current study, they assessed only motor performance.

Critical to the success of the technology is the “social issue of acceptance,” said Suvranu De, the director of the Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute’s Center for Modeling, Simulation and Imaging in Medicine in Troy, N.Y. Doctors must want to use it, said Dr. De, who co-led the research. Some neuroethicists worry about making brain assessments compulsory.

[...]

Silicon Valley investors looking to develop mass market brain interfaces are also experimenting with fNIRS and other similar technologies. Facebook Inc. is reportedly developing brain optical imaging tech. The company didn’t respond to a request for comment.

In the past year or so, the decades-old fNIRS technology has “had this surprising renaissance ... because of [Silicon Valley’s] investment,” said Elizabeth Hillman, a biomedical engineer at Columbia University’s Zuckerman Institute.

The resurgence is already raising ethical questions about how to act on brain data acquired with such devices because the scans “may not truly be capturing all aspects” of a person’s performance, she said. The new research, in which she wasn’t involved, “is interesting because it could be a valuable tool for training,” but more work needs to be done to mitigate the risk of discriminating people based on incomplete data, she added.

Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



ah yes another technology that could be applied usefully. i hope it wont be used to make everything worse like everything else in the history of ever

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
more likely it's experimental technology that can provide limited data on still largely not-understood processes in the brain. so ofc SV idiots and credulous investors will try to commercialize it wholesale without understanding what it actually does and what that's really useful for.

i.e. more popsci snakeoil

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Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug
hey the bar is pretty low, the last revolution in this space was putting systems in place to force surgeons to actually listen to nurses with two decades of experience when they said "hey uh that's not the right leg to cut off" instead of being subsequently ignored

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