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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Picnic Princess posted:

I had some instant mashed potatoes that had dollop of asiago dip added and it was the best loving thing I'd ever eaten.

Granted I had fasted for 24 hours and spent the whole night awake watching stars disappear behind trees then eagerly anticipating when they'd show up again.

If you ever want to make grits taste delicious, just tale a wilderness survival course.

Grits are fine with just salt and pepper.

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RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

The only time I've had good grits was with shrimp, andouille sausage, some broth, butter, and a shitload of garlic.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

RBA Starblade posted:

The only time I've had good grits was with shrimp, andouille sausage, some broth, butter, and a shitload of garlic.

goddamn

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

RBA Starblade posted:

The only time I've had good grits was with shrimp, andouille sausage, some broth, butter, and a shitload of garlic.

I do mine at the restaurant with shrimp, corn and tomatoes sauteed hard to blistering in chorizo fat, and its topped with sweet pepper relish

Zeth
Dec 28, 2006

Cluck you say?
Buglord

Schubalts posted:

Well yeah.

Well now I know what I'm doing next time I get potatoes.

Sanguinary Novel
Jan 27, 2009

Picnic Princess posted:

I had some instant mashed potatoes that had dollop of asiago dip added and it was the best loving thing I'd ever eaten.

Granted I had fasted for 24 hours and spent the whole night awake watching stars disappear behind trees then eagerly anticipating when they'd show up again.

If you ever want to make grits taste delicious, just tale a wilderness survival course.

I was on a fasting, protein shake only diet for a whole month, and the first time I was able to eat it was a half cup of that terrible Bear Creek potato soup. It was the best, most flavorful thing I have ever eaten. I think if I had eaten something actually good, my brain might have exploded.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
Oatmeal > Grits

:colbert:

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Apples > Oranges

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zipperelli. posted:

Oatmeal > Grits

:colbert:

lol no

You can't mix oatmeal with bacon and eggs. :colbert:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
who would have guessed this thread would be torn apart by grits, of all things? :ohdear:

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Wutta bout couscous? I like that poo poo.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Couscous is just a shittier Quinoa which is just a shittier Rice

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

DariusLikewise posted:

Couscous is just a shittier Quinoa which is just a shittier Rice

Couscous is technically a pasta not a grain.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

DariusLikewise posted:

Couscous is just a shittier Quinoa which is just a shittier Rice



Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Apples > Oranges

Tendales
Mar 9, 2012

Randaconda posted:

lol no

You can't mix oatmeal with bacon and eggs. :colbert:

Why not, though?

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Randaconda posted:

lol no

You can't mix oatmeal with bacon and eggs. :colbert:

You totally can, and people do. Like the oatmeal restaurant near-ish to my house.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
gently caress you I mix bacon and eggs with my Oops! All Berries Captain Crunch cereal (with skim milk)








Also the bacon is burnt and the eggs are raw

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
I unironically love burnt bacon. I didn't even know there was any other way to make bacon?!?!

DariusLikewise posted:

Couscous is just a shittier Quinoa which is just a shittier Rice

but...it's still good

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Couscous is a small pasta.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Everything is pasta if you really think about it

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

I unironically love burnt bacon. I didn't even know there was any other way to make bacon?!?!

You like what you like but burnt things are ruined by definition


Seared, blackened, crispy, whatever but burnt anything is poo poo.









Also, bacon should be floppy and never rigid

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
:trumppop:

If bacon isn't cripsy and doesn't crunch in my mouth then its fuckin RAW :ramsay:

elise the great
May 1, 2012

You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.


Blowtorch raclette. Boiled waxy potatoes, sautéed mushrooms and shallots with white wine, chopped tarragon and thyme from the garden; softened slices of raclette over a gas flame, draped them over the potatoes, and finished them with a kitchen torch.

Looks like rear end, tastes like heaven.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

:trumppop:

If bacon isn't cripsy and doesn't crunch in my mouth then its fuckin RAW :ramsay:

Trump emoji very appropriate for a post where meat is either well-done or RAW with no in-between

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy


some fuckin' good poo poo right here

with couscous, also burnt because I'm hungry.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
Crispy bacon is the worst form of it. It should be fully cooked but still limp.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I make a pumpkin and squash bisque where I just let the raw bacon simmer in the finished product for a while over low heat until it melts in your mouth when you get a piece on the spoon and that’s my favorite type of bacon

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Crispy bacon is the worst form of it. It should be fully cooked but still limp.

:yeah:

The Creature
Nov 23, 2014

Randaconda posted:

lol no

You can't mix oatmeal with bacon and eggs. :colbert:

Savory oatmeal is a thing and it is awesome. I recently made spinach, asparagus, mushroom, and asiago oatmeal. It definitely looked like anti food porn but was loving delicious

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
when I discovered the in hindsight obvious fact that you could make savory oatmeal it was a game changer. good poo poo.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Sanguinary Novel posted:

I was on a fasting, protein shake only diet for a whole month, and the first time I was able to eat it was a half cup of that terrible Bear Creek potato soup. It was the best, most flavorful thing I have ever eaten. I think if I had eaten something actually good, my brain might have exploded.

About a year and a half ago, I was between jobs and completely broke, and I'd been eating a lot of rice and beans and potatoes because that's about all I could afford, except when I managed to swing invitations over to other people's houses. My mother realised what was happening and did this whole "Oh we have some stuff in the freezer we need to clear out, why don't you take them" thing, and sent me home one day with some ground beef and some sausages and things. Among this was a two-pack of these lemon-dill sockeye salmon burger patties.

So one night, I took one of these, and I didn't have access to a barbecue so I fried it in my cast-iron pan. I didn't have hamburger buns, so I used regular whole wheat bread, with margarine and mustard. I had a little bit of cheddar cheese. Didn't have any lettuce, but my sister had given me some stuff out of her garden and I had this last little bit of fresh dill, so I wadded that up. And that was my burger.

It was the saddest burger ever made, and the bread fell apart almost immediately, but my god, eating that felt positively orgasmic.

I ate the second salmon burger maybe a week or two later, and I was a little bit more on my feet at that point. It was good, but it was not.... brain-meltingly good.

Hunger is a hell of a thing.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


yeah I eat rear end posted:

Crispy bacon is the worst form of it. It should be fully cooked but still limp.

Holy poo poo no, y’all can gently caress off with your flaccid bacon. That’s just gross.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Finally, someone with good taste.

munce
Oct 23, 2010

Hope this hasn't been posted before. Quite possibly the worst food video i've ever seen. Not for the squeamish.


:nms:https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=sR9EH_1537211242:nms:

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



uber_stoat posted:

when I discovered the in hindsight obvious fact that you could make savory oatmeal it was a game changer. good poo poo.



Pretty popular in India, you can buy packets of instant masala oats at Indian grocery stores. Not terrible but I'd rather have Maggi masala noodles.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Shithouse Dave posted:

Holy poo poo no, y’all can gently caress off with your flaccid bacon. That’s just gross.

More like Shithouse Food Opinion Man

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Hell yeah that's my poo poo right there :flaccid:

Oven bacon was one of the best discoveries of my life. It cooks so much more evenly and you don't have to flip it a million times and possibly get hit with stray oil pops!

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

munce posted:

Hope this hasn't been posted before. Quite possibly the worst food video i've ever seen. Not for the squeamish.


:nms:https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=sR9EH_1537211242:nms:

I made gifs.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

munce posted:

Hope this hasn't been posted before. Quite possibly the worst food video i've ever seen. Not for the squeamish.


:nms:https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=sR9EH_1537211242:nms:

Well poo poo, put it back on the grill because it obviously isn't done yet

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Dixville posted:

Hell yeah that's my poo poo right there :flaccid:

Oven bacon was one of the best discoveries of my life. It cooks so much more evenly and you don't have to flip it a million times and possibly get hit with stray oil pops!

Well there's an idea I never hosed with but apparently should.

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