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What a discussion. Dog owners feeling insecure about their preference pathetically trying to put majestic cats down.
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Sep 26, 2018 00:50
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Just let your cat do its business in the neighborhood jeez.
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Sep 26, 2018 01:11
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necroid posted:If you have a cat and your house smells bad you're just a lazy slob. Regular litter cleanup does wonders to prevent the crazy cat lady smell. Every single cat person says this as if by sheer force of repetition it will become true.
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Sep 26, 2018 01:21
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this is why outdoor cats are the best cats
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Sep 26, 2018 01:51
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Outdoor cats are totally hosed. Seems completely insane to me that you would have a cat and put the responsibility of feeding and caring for it on your neighbours/wildlife. I have an inside cat because he has cat AIDS. He rules.
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Sep 26, 2018 03:07
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Every cat and dog should be rounded up and kuddled
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Sep 26, 2018 03:14
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Outside cats are great if you are cool with the idea of waking up to find it flattened on the side of the street or never see it again if someone decides it is cute enough to steal. Can't say i blame you if you do feel this way tbh.
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Sep 26, 2018 03:20
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Schneider Inside Her posted:Outdoor cats are totally hosed. Seems completely insane to me that you would have a cat and put the responsibility of feeding and caring for it on your neighbours/wildlife. Indoor cats are where its at because they can't run over fences when its cuddle time 
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Sep 26, 2018 03:59
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Outside cats are great if you are cool with the idea of waking up to find it flattened on the side of the street or never see it again if someone decides it is cute enough to steal. Can't say i blame you if you do feel this way tbh.
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Sep 26, 2018 09:30
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Nocheez posted:I'm sure anything you could conceive of the Hollywood elite doing, has probably happened in some similar form in real life. And it's kind of cheating given Bojack Horseman is pretty openly based on various Hollywood celebrity depravities and tragedies; Sarah-Lynn is a mix of Linsey Lohan, Amy Winehouse, Britney Spears and a number of other pop idol celebrities and actresses with a likely history of abuse and drug problems leading to an early death. They even pretty early on have a Weinstein-style rapist in an unassailable position of power whose predations are an open secret but too many careers depend on him to actually suffer any consequences. It's not a conspiracy theory, it's bare-faced satire. Wouldn't be surprised if a few stories that aren't public knowledge are written into it, but plenty of it is just how a lack of consequences for his behaviour on top of being perpetually drunk and high leads Bojack to have almost no control over his worst impulses and do horrible things as a result.
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Sep 26, 2018 10:18
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My mother-in-law has an "outside cat" that has a crate indoors (connected to a cat door so he can go outside) and he pretty much spends all his time in the crate because he's like 17 years old When they decided to make him an outdoor cat the vet warned her he'd be dead in like six months but that was like four years ago loquacius fucked around with this message at 12:57 on Sep 26, 2018 |
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Sep 26, 2018 12:54
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Nothing can kill outside cats except bigger outside cats looking to claim their titles and land. One way or another you'll always have an outside cat, it just may not be the one you started with.
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Sep 26, 2018 13:08
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Anyone with an outdoor cat deserves to have that cat run over by a car. My neighborhood is crazy cat lady HQ and every plant in my flower bed has been pissed-on to death and my car is covered in scratches from cats climbing all over it. I am not the confessor that was hunting stray cats and making coats from their skins, but I could be someday.
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Sep 26, 2018 13:14
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Solice Kirsk posted:Nothing can kill outside cats except bigger outside cats looking to claim their titles and land. One way or another you'll always have an outside cat, it just may not be the one you started with. on the other hands, indoor cats live on average twice as long as outdoor cats, even with the issues caused by being inside cats like depression
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Sep 26, 2018 13:20
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Arven posted:Anyone with an outdoor cat deserves to have that cat run over by a car. My neighborhood is crazy cat lady HQ and every plant in my flower bed has been pissed-on to death and my car is covered in scratches from cats climbing all over it. Sounds like you get what you deserve.
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Sep 26, 2018 13:27
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Arven posted:Anyone with an outdoor cat deserves to have that cat run over by a car. My neighborhood is crazy cat lady HQ and every plant in my flower bed has been pissed-on to death and my car is covered in scratches from cats climbing all over it. Be the change, friend.
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Sep 26, 2018 13:28
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Lambert posted:Sounds like you get what you deserve. I deserve to have my property damaged because I live in a neighborhood with a dozen plus outside cats?
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Sep 26, 2018 13:32
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Cats and birds are the most annoying pets and pet owners. Dogs under 30lbs are a very close second.
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Sep 26, 2018 13:36
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Arven posted:I deserve to have my property damaged because I live in a neighborhood with a dozen plus outside cats? If your response is to lust for the death of animals that are just doing they thing, yes
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Sep 26, 2018 15:58
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RFC2324 posted:on the other hands, indoor cats live on average twice as long as outdoor cats, even with the issues caused by being inside cats like depression You're right, it's much better to have a house cat that lives in depression for 20 years than an outdoor cat that lives a joyous life outside for ten
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Sep 26, 2018 16:16
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ALFbrot posted:If your response is to lust for the death of animals that are just doing they thing, yes crazy outside cat person spotted nobody wants to deal with your stupid cats
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Sep 26, 2018 17:05
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Sagebrush posted:You're right, it's much better to have a house cat that lives in depression for 20 years than an outdoor cat that lives a joyous life outside for ten
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Sep 26, 2018 17:20
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Sagebrush posted:You're right, it's much better to have a house cat that lives in depression for 20 years than an outdoor cat that lives a joyous life outside for ten It's a cat, anything you see as "depression" is just you anthropomorphising them and them acting in a way that gets them attention/food/treats. My dog acts disappointed and sad when you don't let her eat actual poo poo or food/chemicals that will actually kill her or let her off the leash to go chase a squirrel, but that doesn't make me some monster not letting my dog live a "happy" life of getting run over or choking on its own vomit after chowing down on a box of laundry detergent.
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Sep 26, 2018 17:33
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I wouldn't call any cat I've ever seen on the street "joyous", they seem way more focused on getting away from me as fast as possible. I'm not convinced cats feel any emotions outside of a generalized hatred for life itself
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Sep 26, 2018 17:38
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Squashing Machine posted:a generalized hatred for life itself 
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Sep 26, 2018 17:40
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Sagebrush posted:You're right, it's much better to have a house cat that lives in depression for 20 years than an outdoor cat that lives a joyous life outside for ten kitty prozac exists. or, for an actual recommended option, you get those toys that dispense food. turns out making them work for their food like that fills the hole that losing bird murder leaves.
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Sep 26, 2018 19:09
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We should make that for people. Like an animatronic human that dispenses delicious Burger King Whopper SandwichesTM when you chase it down in your home and club it "to death." Might even cut down on murders!
Solice Kirsk fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Sep 26, 2018 |
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Sep 26, 2018 19:59
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Solice Kirsk posted:We should make that for people. Like an animatronic human that dispenses delicious Burger King Whopper SandwichesTM when you chase it down in your home and club it "to death." Might even cut down on murders! holy poo poo that's a great idea
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Sep 26, 2018 20:05
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quote:Whenever the subject of interpersonal relationships come up in a thread, I describe myself as single with very little contact with family or friends. The reason for this is that I'm paranoid as hell about my personal information leaking online and I want to protect my identity and those of my wife, kids, friends and family. I wouldn't worry that much, you're not the Batman and the Riddler isn't gonna come for your young ward Followup from the Twisted Personality Test anon: quote:
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Sep 26, 2018 22:17
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I have a phd fesher and I'd expect you to put exactly as much stock in to any online quiz I'd write as that one: zero, i'm an idiot. If it was part of a published work with all the errors explained and you were a part of it, it might make sense to buy into it, but that's not the case, you're just some dude who took an online quiz. also you cranked your "pretending to be a smug dark edgy moron" writing up too high. It was kind of believable in your first fesh, but now it's clear you're just fishing for even more extreme responses.
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Sep 26, 2018 23:01
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Sep 26, 2018 23:02
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Outside cat chat: My parents live in the country outside a small town and a lot of people will drive unwanted pets out there and drop them off so there is always a stray cat or dog coming around. Not long after my sister and I went to college my mom started leaving food out for the cats. A few of them stuck around and started breeding and before long there were like 20-30. My dad hates them and he and my mom have reached an uneasy truce on the subject. Every time the population of cats gets up to about 20-30 and my mom goes out of town for a trip my dad gets out his gun and shoots as many as he can until my mom gets back home. Inevitably he doesn't get them all and the few that are left start breeding again. You'd be surprised how fast 3-4 cats can turn into 30. Every time I go back home I don't know if I am going to see 3-4 super skittish cats or 30 cats sitting around a food bowl waiting to be fed. They don't speak about this to each other, my mom pretends they just left or "coyotes got them" even though she absolutely knows what is going on. It is kind of cute in a crazy country redneck way.
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Sep 26, 2018 23:22
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Please cut off your outside cats balls.
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Sep 27, 2018 00:25
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D-Pad posted:Outside cat chat: Uh
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Sep 27, 2018 02:04
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That's hosed up, but that's not as hosed up as Elise the Great's story about how she methodically eliminated all the horribly inbred cats that one time during her really messed up childhood. 6/10, D-Pad.
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Sep 27, 2018 02:40
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D-Pad posted:Outside cat chat: After a while only the most skittish and murder proof cats will survive and breed, creating a race of bullet resistant super cats.
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Sep 27, 2018 02:50
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D-Pad posted:Outside cat chat: every time your mom goes to visit her family it's basically the equivalent of the age of catkind coming to an end and ushering in the Great Darkness to fall upon them
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Sep 27, 2018 03:27
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My cat only goes outdoors for a short time everyday. One time, a blue jay crashed into my bay window and broke its neck. While it flopped around on the ground, I was trying to figure out how to help it. My cat came over, jumped on top of it and ripped its head off Ozzy style.
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Sep 27, 2018 03:54
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Solice Kirsk posted:We should make that for people. Like an animatronic human that dispenses delicious Burger King Whopper SandwichesTM when you chase it down in your home and club it "to death." Might even cut down on murders! Yeah, but think of the poo poo storm when they launch the Dairy Queen model.
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Sep 27, 2018 05:07
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D-Pad posted:Outside cat chat: apparently your dad is a psycopath but i guess you already knew that
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