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I knew it looked familiar- one guy I'm subbed to had a short 20 min playthrough of the game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFmgNiJuk3o Honestly, with some extra work to make the physics and puzzles tolerable, this might not be a half bad puzzle-platformer.
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Sep 26, 2018 18:08
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Sep 26, 2018 18:11
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Anybody wanna play strip war https://store.steampowered.com/app/898540/   What about strip 2048 https://store.steampowered.com/app/893040/   
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CommissarMega posted:I knew it looked familiar- one guy I'm subbed to had a short 20 min playthrough of the game: Short? That looks like the longest twenty minutes you could spend, barring, like, dental surgery.
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https://store.steampowered.com/app/773920/scram/ Ironic, post- ironic or...
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I've seen footage like that before, its probably lifted almost directly from one of those Pre-assembled asset packs.
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Hav posted:https://store.steampowered.com/app/773920/scram/ Everything on the internet is post-post ironic at this point so I don't have the faintest idea about anything anymore.
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Life Is Strange ... It is truly a mystery how this game slipped through the gyratory crusher of the internet ... I guess you can't crush diarrhea. A masterpiece to how you can sharpen the edge on a turd-cicle and end the lives of so many people. How on earth are they managing to produce a second one? How is a blind eye being turned to this?
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Wait, the angry video game nerd has only had an account for a few months? That's surprising.
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I just checked and it's not the same guy that had a gimmick of calling legitimately Good Games bad in this thread.
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A lot of people seem to forget that The Angry Video Game Nerd is a character whose reactions are meant to be comically exaggerated. That said there apparently was a LOT of dodgy stuff going on with the whole Channel Awesome thing.
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 I’m late to the party, but ... Nudity is a GENRE within Steam right alongside Racing or Action? Cat wizard game is a kind of a button masher so I guess the people looking for button mashers and SEXY button mashers don’t overlap.
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Oct 3, 2018 14:03
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All genres are tags but not all tags are genres Tags include things like Female Protagonist
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Browsing Nudity
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I'm pretty sure most games with the nudity tag don't even have nudity in them, unless you consider every beach a nudist beach. A disappointment all around.
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muscles like this! posted:The funniest thing about Steam's new porn game rules is how they have to list out everything that happens in a sexual way so you get really basic descriptions of all the sex scenes. Play a game and count how many times the phrases "distraught" or "without clear consent" appear. They should just go all the way and turn these into incredibly specific searchable tags like some sort of godforsaken Danbooru Popular user-defined tags for this product: Indie Cute Looking away from camera Bullet-Hell Shooter Socks Female Protagonist Great Soundtrack Blushing Replay Value Breast Jiggle Toggle
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Master of the Harem Guild ABOUT THIS GAME Damien, a "Monster Tamer" living in a fantasy world is scorned by the beautiful members of a prestigious guild. He embarks on a quest for revenge by heading into the Forest of Evil to become stronger and to prove to those who doubted him that he has the makings of a great hero! Instead of acquiring strength and skills in the forest Damien instead encounters a demon who grants him an 'unexpected' power that will help him stick it to those beautiful ladies from the guild who made fun of him. With his new found powers in tow Damien sets out to get his revenge on the four people who laughed him out of the guild's recruitment event. Alicia is the Priestess, a gentle healer who might be too innocent for her own good. Tina, a deadly sniper who earned herself the nickname of "Demon Bullet Princess", who is a spunky gal who wears her heart on her sleeve. Sara, a powerful witch, her cold attitude earned her the nickname "Ice Blade". Sonia the Paladin rounds out the group, her impenetrable defense is her greatest pride as she claims to have put aside her womanhood to pursue becoming a great hero. Join Damien as he plots and schemes to exact his ultimate revenge on the 'Knights of the Round' and where his lewd machinations cause the gears in a much bigger plan to fall into place and put the world in more peril that one could imagine! MATURE CONTENT DESCRIPTION - Large portions of the game include nudity, profane language, and graphic descriptions of sexual activities. - The game contains sexual intercourse involving a virgin female thus some blood is visible in these scenes. - The male protagonist occasionally uses ejaculate as a means of attack when facing off against certain enemies. - There is a heavy focus of moral corruption and degradation of the female characters. - All lead female characters will unavoidably become pregnant by the end of the game, and will have intercourse while pregnant. - Due to 'magical' capabilities of the protagonist some instances of sex contain elements of dubious to non-consent. - Some sexual encounters feature what could be considered 'extreme elements' such as; having public sex, a character being urinated on, group sex, body writing, creative use of tools for sexual gratification, seducing another character's romantic partner, an intoxicated female character propositioning a male character for sex, using magic/drugs to put a character to sleep, sex with a sleeping character. Sounds wholesome to me.
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"Wholesome" no doubt ranks fairly low on most people's porn searches. It's taboo fantasies that make people Maximum Horny and purely fictional works allow for going buck wild with 'em, so as a result games and smut and other such things are filled to the brim with pretty degenerate stuff even by porn standards. You can probably expect a lot more stuff like that from here on out. Kanfy fucked around with this message at 19:43 on Oct 3, 2018 |
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I was going to make a post about how at least the racing and sports genres remain unsullied but then I remembered BMX XXX was a thing that existed.
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Not even general trivia quiz games are safe, because The Guy Game existed. Remember that? They forgot to check the age of the topless girls, and it turned out one of them was 17 so the game is legally child porn.
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FirstAidKite posted:Anybody wanna play strip war back in the day this kind of stuff was on newgrounds for free
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The MSJ posted:Not even general trivia quiz games are safe, because The Guy Game existed. Remember that? They forgot to check the age of the topless girls, and it turned out one of them was 17 so the game is legally child porn. They did check, but she had a fake ID that she had used to get into the club where they were filming for the game. As far as the developers knew, they hadn’t done anything wrong. She defrauded both the bar and the crew doing the taping for the game videos.
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Kurtofan posted:does that hold up in court It did. They were ordered to withdraw the game from stores, and were assessed no criminal penalty.
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Foo Diddley posted:Dead Hooker Simulation's lookin' real impressive I wonder if wrapping the bedspread around her and hauling her to the trunk of your car is DLC or base game
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Deadguy2322 posted:They did check, but she had a fake ID that she had used to get into the club where they were filming for the game. As far as the developers knew, they hadn’t done anything wrong. She defrauded both the bar and the crew doing the taping for the game videos. So they're still not Too Human levels of bad when it comes to games getting recalled and destroyed.
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Kanfy posted:"Wholesome" no doubt ranks fairly low on most people's porn searches. It's taboo fantasies that make people Maximum Horny and purely fictional works allow for going buck wild with 'em, so as a result games and smut and other such things are filled to the brim with pretty degenerate stuff even by porn standards. Not to mention most of it's been developing completely off the radar from anything resembling mainstream channels, so it all has to compete for the weirdest niches.
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:- The male protagonist occasionally uses ejaculate as a means of attack when facing off against certain enemies. I'm picturing a pixel filled NES looking Castlevania style game where the subweapons are just a bit different from the norm and I'm not about to click that URL and be let down. edit: Seriously though how did someone ever have to write that sentence.
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Nep-Nep posted:I'm picturing a pixel filled NES looking Castlevania style game where the subweapons are just a bit different from the norm and I'm not about to click that URL and be let down. If NES-quality porn is what you're looking for they have you covered because of course they do.
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:If NES-quality porn is what you're looking for they have you covered because of course they do.  cool
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i'm never looking at the new releases page on steam ever again
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The Colonel posted:i'm never looking at the new releases page on steam ever again EDIT:  When you can't even use the game's actual title in its review because of it getting censored then something's hosed, Valve. Palpek fucked around with this message at 23:08 on Oct 4, 2018 |
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:If NES-quality porn is what you're looking for they have you covered because of course they do. can’t compare to actual NES porn though http://nesguide.com/publishers/panesian
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The Colonel posted:i'm never looking at the new releases page on steam ever again That's the same dev (Brazilian one I think?) who made Miner Ultra Adventure, that absurdly bad 3D platformer they ran at SGDQ this year. Man, what a small world. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTVxsrDy0Do
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ahahahaha it's astounding how bad valve is at this. porno games show up in various lists, just darkened out with a line slashed across that says "excluded by preferences". you can still see the title. motherfuckers, that's not how you filter out sexual content. It's always been a good idea to put a lock on steam so the store wasn't accessible to your kid, but now it's a difficult question to say what age you can take the lock off.
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Weird, I was just thinking about that. If I filter "nudity" or "sexual content" I'd filter out things like Metro Last Light or The Witcher 3. But because I don't filter those tags I'm forced to see every single loving "Hentai Puzzle" and "Hentai Math" game there is. I loving hate Valve.
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