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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Sound effects generated by nn

07065152.wav Birds of thunder.

07037379.wav Sheep operating.

07042196.wav Horse o'clock.

07050158.wav London down - traffic closed.

07037496.wav Small man continuous large poop.

07005206.wav Gravel bears - 1967

07064036.wav Flying people, 10 men, interior, applause - 1984

07039214.wav Telephone women, individual mews.

07066034.wav Electric water.

07038073.wav Many Men and some thrown.

07023107.wav Horses singing

07065046.wav Person stork.

07037366.wav National Parrot Road.

07071022.wav Death Interior, exterior, diosel notes (reprocessed)

http://aiweirdness.com/post/176806989177/neural-net-does-sound-effects

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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

it's always Horse o'clock somewhere :horse:

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Synthbuttrange posted:


07037496.wav Small man continuous large poop.


same

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

I am many men and some thrown

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

https://twitter.com/JanelleCShane/status/1032641406009892864

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


im Robot Robotics of the Robotics

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
‘Please Don’t Drive the Car in Michigan’

I am selling my current daily driver for something that seats 7. It has a clean title and clean carfax with no rips or tears in the transmission. It is a 4wd vehicle to get you out of any jams or any abnormal noises. It smells fresh and drives like a BMW. There is also a new electronic brake control for pulling loads of extra money.

This is a great vehicle for the price and would be perfect for someone looking for a cheap dependable car with a small scratch on the side. It starts and runs like a modern person and has 60,000 miles. The engine sounds great and the steering is really firm. All of this is reflected in the price since I did all the major mechanical work. If you would like to come see it then feel free to contact me between 8:00am and 2005. Please don’t drive the car in Michigan.

‘I Have Over 600 Hours of Blood on the Highway’

I have a dependable 2001 Ford Explorer that will start and keep going until you get a newer one. I have over 600 hours of blood on the highway going back and forth to college everyday. It has a clean title and drives great for its age. The only thing the truck really needs is a set of tires and an amazing sound system with front and rear temperature controls. It has 101,500 original miles and is fully loaded. I have taken several detailed pictures so you can see how nice this vehicle is. Unlike most vehicles on craigslist it drives like it has aluminum wheels. There is also a new powertrain control module with the 2.0 turbocharged smoker. If you would like to schedule a time to see it and drive it, text me first. I have been gifted a new car from a guy.


‘It Runs Like Good Water’


I have a gently used 2003 Chevy Cobalt with a 4-cyl amplifier plate. It runs great and drives excellent. This car has been well maintained, and everything still works like it is mud. I have all the repair receipts and paperwork for the next owner. These repairs include lower control arms and bushings. I recently replaced the windshield wipers and the car has always been kept up on oil changes. This is a rare car and is very reliable. It runs like good water. If you have any questions or any issues whatsoever, I am confident that it will be considered. No low ballers.

‘Everything Works Like It Smells’

I need to sell quickly and abnormal. I have a 2002 Chevy trailblazer EXT with a clean and clear title. It has a custom roof, tinted rear windows, keyless entry, camping package, and everything works like it smells. My wife says we have so many cars and trucks that it is currently not beautiful. The frame is a bulletproof and the transmission shifts very smooth. I also replaced the shocks and struts as the suspension was highly gone. I’m licensed with the state and will provide a 45 day plate motor. If you take this truck anywhere without thinking twice, you are knowledgeable. Please message me to see it. I’m located near the airport by West Washington street.

‘Runs Like a Fantastic Acura’

I am just looking for something newer and my 2010 Subaru Forester is beige. It starts and runs like a fantastic Acura and the interior looks like the moon. It drives straight and runs like a solid ranger. The motor is a rebuild 1990-sbc 350 with a mild cam system. It smells fresh and the transmission shifts wonderfully. Lots of new parts in the last 3 years. The body is in excellent condition with no rips or rust inside the metal. I’m selling it for about 34,000. If you would consider my Forester I would like it. Please contact me.


‘I am a Licensed Millennial’

I purchased a newer vehicle for my wife and I need to sell my old one. It is a 2011 2wd Honda Accord with a 5-cyl player package. It has many tires and brakes but needs a new timing belt. It recently feels like a half mustang with a turbo diesel Cummins. The only thing the car is missing is a great aftermarket radio. Also I installed aftermarket headlights with LED taillights. This car is sharp looking for a cheap dependable driver. Please look up vin # for questions. If you would like to discuss further or want more details please provide a phone number in your email response and I will get back with you. I am a licensed millennial.

‘Looks Like New Electronic Rubber’

Almost new 2015 Hyundai Santa Fe for sale. It is a 1-owner hybrid that has been babied like a premium Miata. This vehicle runs great and will provide the owner with no problems. All the chrome is nice and solid, it looks like new electronic rubber. It has aluminum alloy wheels and drives like a little corvette. I wanted to keep this car but i need all the money from you. I will consider all the offers.

https://www.partcatalog.com/artificial-intelligence-writes-next-lincoln-commercial

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go
hello I'm here to renew my millennial license??

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



not a fan of the predictive text type "AI", its just constrained writing. its 99% poo poo with fewer golden nuggets than a markov chain (always writers trying too hard).

par exemple, the only funny part of the mcconaughey commercials is that he drinks whiskey right before he gets in the car.

that said, i like the ominous flavor of "Please don’t drive the car in Michigan".

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go
I'm pretty sure the text stuff is Markov chains and the Lincoln commercial is unrelated

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

T is getting meta

https://twitter.com/tshirtsbot/status/1036314143190667266

Devonaut
Jul 10, 2001

Devoted Astronaut

NoneMoreNegative posted:

T is getting meta


Just like everybotty else does

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/tshirtsbot/status/1036947081410306049

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

woops

https://twitter.com/radbunni_/status/1038063004779143170

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



:itwaspoo:

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



i don't recall seeing it posted here but quiggy made a bot: https://twitter.com/NextIndie

https://twitter.com/NextIndie/status/1038294221545988096

https://twitter.com/NextIndie/status/1038248933217251328

https://twitter.com/NextIndie/status/1038090402560204803

that last one is terrifying

Feisty-Cadaver
Jun 1, 2000
The worms crawl in,
The worms crawl out.
https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/1040431657264840704

tough call

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


https://twitter.com/howtodoesthing/status/1040199736509255680?s=19

my girlfriend is Legos
Apr 24, 2013
https://twitter.com/bewareofspells/status/1039976961504882688

i made a bot that tells you about spellbooks. the titles are sampled from an rnn trained mainly on old norse texts (i want to train networks on more languages later), the rest is just picked randomly from a dictionary. i figured this thread might enjoy the results.

edit: oh and the "[adjective] [type of book]" part is always alliterated because it's more evocative and magickal that way

my girlfriend is Legos fucked around with this message at 20:12 on Sep 14, 2018

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



awesome

i clicked in before reading your post and was gonna ask if the spell names were based on old norse. nice!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Suggestion: more variation on the "this" part -- (it is told that, legend has, _, ) (some, a, one)

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



also more verbs & nouns in general but i like it

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

https://twitter.com/bewareofspells/status/1041032469024317441

blaze it

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



:2bong:

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



my girlfriend is Legos posted:

https://twitter.com/bewareofspells/status/1039976961504882688

i made a bot that tells you about spellbooks. the titles are sampled from an rnn trained mainly on old norse texts (i want to train networks on more languages later), the rest is just picked randomly from a dictionary. i figured this thread might enjoy the results.

edit: oh and the "[adjective] [type of book]" part is always alliterated because it's more evocative and magickal that way

this owns nice work

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/wyr_bot/status/1041899669557833728

lol

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



haha

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

http://aiweirdness.com/post/178311759162/college-courses-of-the-future-courtesy-of-a

What college courses are you majoring in next year?

quote:


Strange and Modern Biology
Marine Writing
General Almosts of Anthropology
Werestory
Deathchip Study
Advanced Smiling Equations
Genies and Engineering
Language of Circus Processing
Practicum Geology-Love
Electronics of Faces
Marine Structures
Devilogy
Psychology of Pictures in Archaeology
Melodic Studies in Collegine Mathematics

Advanced Computational Collegy
The Papering II
The Special Research
Introduction to Oceanies
Biologrative Studies
Professional Professional Pattering II
Every Methods
Introduction study to the Advanced Practices
Computer Programmic Mathematics of Paths
Paperistics Media I
Full Sciences
Chemistry of Chemistry
Internship to the Great
The Sciences of Prettyniss
Secrets Health
Survivery
Introduction to Economic Projects and Advanced Care and Station Amazies
Geophing and Braining
Marine Computational Secretites

Ancient Anthlographychology
Design and Equilitistry
The Boplecters
Numbling Hiss I
Advanced Indeptics and Techniques
Introduction in the Nano Care Practice of Planetical Stories
Ethemishing Health Analysis in Several Special Computer Plantinary III
Field Complexity in Computational Electrical Marketineering and Biology
Applechology: Media
The Conseminacy
The Sun Programpineerstance and Development
Egglish Computational Human Analysis
Advanced A World Globbilian Applications
Ethrography in Topics in the Chin Seminar
Seminar and Contemporary & Archase Acoa-Bloop African Computational for Project
Laboration and Market for Plun: Oceanography

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



quote:

Deathchip Study
Advanced Smiling Equations

ah the facebook course specializations

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



The Conseminacy

don't doxx my space empire, which is somehow governed by everybody mixing semen

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Good morning everyone and welcome to Numbling Hiss I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GioBjltdUnU

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Good morning everyone and welcome to Numbling Hiss I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GioBjltdUnU

lmao

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I've definitely had college semesters that could be summarized as "The Papering II" and "Survivery"

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/wyr_bot/status/1045634021307355136

lol a lot of wrong answers here

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


is there really a difference?

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
iTunes runs reasonably well on macOS

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

I'm Every Methods.

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

Silver Alicorn posted:

iTunes runs reasonably well on macOS

That's not much of a difference since diarrhoea runs everywhere

And thus concludes the worst post I have ever made

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Chalks posted:

That's not much of a difference since diarrhoea runs everywhere

And thus concludes the worst post I have ever made

dont be so hard on yourself, theyre all really bad

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
https://twitter.com/MagicRealismBot/status/1046543423212150784

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