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Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Tagichatn posted:

I liked that one of the many ways that Blade Runner 2049 showed the world was hosed, was having it snow in LA.

Also that JOI means jack off instructions in porn, very appropriate given Joi's nature in the movie.

That was ash, not snow.

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Ash is in evil dead not blade runner

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
Ash isn't evil dead, he's a pokemon trainer silly.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Ash is a Space Racist.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Arcsquad12 posted:

Ash is a Poké-Racist.

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Krankenstyle posted:

Are there any Always Sunny themed ones where you're just mashing it?

Maybe not in video form, but Jerk Off Instruction fanfiction is a real thing that you may or may not want to look into. I recommend not.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Did a google search (WHY) and the second hit is a naruto fanfic.

Every day we stray further from god's light.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Did a google search (WHY) and the second hit is a naruto fanfic.

Every day we stray further from god's light.

Well which one is it giving the instructions?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Well which one is it giving the instructions?

"Now, you gotta work that shaft! BELIEVE IT!"

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Well which one is it giving the instructions?

Honestly, I didn't click to check.

I did scroll down the page to see what other links it had, and saw sonic and harry potter, so I basically nope'd the gently caress out and closed the window.

"tug on it till you win" is probably the only instruction you need, tbh.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Screaming Idiot posted:

"Now, you gotta work that shaft! BELIEVE IT!"

I choose to believe it indeed.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Ginger Snaps is another good movie to watch with people who have no idea about it. The first time I saw it I caught it on TV and thought it was some teen drama.

Also there are hardly any jack off instructions in it.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

I assume there's a lot of Sexy Jutsu in the Naruto JOI

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
After watching Despicable Me 3 and Minions, I appreciate the Minion's more as a collective character, because the fact that they are not specifically loyal to Gru makes them more interesting. They are loyal to the strongest villain, specifically, and have been doing their thing for millenia, Gru was just the first Villain who not only survived, but who was loyal to them to the same extent they were loyal to him. However, if Gru were to be taken out by a stronger villain, they would probably jump ship to him. Gru just consistently wins.

It has an interesting twist on them in DM3 with their spat with Gru over him quitting villainy, because without a villain to follow they lose purpose and becomes listless and depressed, and as it is they are feeling underutilised and frustrated without something to steal or blow up. Their decision to go with Dru at the end as a result makes perfect sense - he can give them the lifestyle and jobs that they require to function, because he is all in on villainy. It also means that with DM4 in planning stages that that one could have a neat conflict if Dru reappears and the Minions end up fighting Gru.

I also like Gru's mindset as a hero who uses underhanded tactics to win, he is still a petty rear end in a top hat, he just is also fiercely protective of his family, and being a hero pays the bills, while also allowing him to indulge his urge for fun on the job via intricate gadgets. He also never gets tempted off the hero's path once set on it, he claims to be, but he really cares about his girls more. Before, he'd have done crimes, gone to jail, broken out of jail and kept going like that. However he has daughters to take care of, so he cannot allow potential setbacks like that, and Hero work is more stable.

Also the idea that Gru meets the minions halfway is a cute one, like when he tries to illustrate his point by speaking it in Minion:

quote:

Gru: Lisa me Lipo! Pomo doro la Cumquit!
Minions Laugh, Gru consults minion phrase book
Gru: Pomo doro la kumkwat!
Minions grow outraged, Mel leads walkout

Also Scarlett Overkill and Balthazar Bratt are really fun characters, and the Rocket Dress and 80s toy gadgets respectively are really inventive, especially the Bratt Pack. Professor Flux and the Criminal Family were really cute gags too.

Finally I like the Queen in Minions, she's funny. Just like her attitude. "You do not steal a lady's crown! It's impolite!" *Elbow drops Bob the Minion*

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
A villain turned hero who still uses villainous methods because he's good at it is a fun idea. The Venture Bros plays with that on occasion.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
I also like how meaty the effects are. In Minions, when Kevin grows to immense size bursting out of Scarlett's castle, it doesn't just blow out. You see the walls start to crack and the windows totally blowing out until eventually the whole structure gives way. Similarly in the first movie when Gru shrinks the moon, it is obvious that the ray is going to immense effort, having to constantly recalculate itself due to the sheer amount of stuff that it's forcing, so the moon kind of shrinks in stages, crushing down inch by inch then foot by foot then mile by mile.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMTfWRo0VCI

It's such a satisfying effect.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

BioEnchanted posted:


Also Scarlett Overkill and Balthazar Bratt are really fun characters, and the Rocket Dress and 80s toy gadgets respectively are really inventive, especially the Bratt Pack. Professor Flux and the Criminal Family were really cute gags too.

I believe that was more a 60's aesthetic with those gadgets.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.

tribbledirigible posted:

I believe that was more a 60's aesthetic with those gadgets.

Rubik's cubes were invented in the 70s but his entire thing is 80s songs and things. His big show was in 1985. Unless you mean Scarlett's stuff?

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

BioEnchanted posted:

Rubik's cubes were invented in the 70s but his entire thing is 80s songs and things. His big show was in 1985. Unless you mean Scarlett's stuff?

Yeah, whoops. Bratt's whole schtick is 80's as gently caress and I love that he weaponized it.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Arcsquad12 posted:

That was ash, not snow.

Oh so they're ripping off Schindler's List now :rolleyes:

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Ghost Leviathan posted:

A villain turned hero who still uses villainous methods because he's good at it is a fun idea. The Venture Bros plays with that on occasion.

i love the venture bros show so loving much

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

I enjoy movies more if I can read the Wikipedia plot summary before I watch them

Gejimayu
Mar 4, 2005
spaz

freeedr posted:

I enjoy movies more if I can read the Wikipedia plot summary before I watch them

:ohdear: I've always said if I was like fuckoff rich I'd hire someone to study what I like in movies and tell me which ones to watch so I wouldn't miss any good movies but could be completely blind going in to all of them.

JGdmn
Jun 12, 2005

Like I give a fuck.

Gejimayu posted:

:ohdear: I've always said if I was like fuckoff rich I'd hire someone to study what I like in movies and tell me which ones to watch so I wouldn't miss any good movies but could be completely blind going in to all of them.

I think if you developed the process for reliably studying and predicting people's taste in art you could totally afford it.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Netflix tried developing it but then realized optimizing for money over enjoyment made more sense

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I always find Wikipedia plot summaries kinda useless, for some reason.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
I went into it with low expectations, and while the scatalogical humour was unnecessary and the language occasionally careless (like bandying about the term Trailer Trash, which offended a few of my friends for personal reasons) the Woody Woodpecker movie from last year is actually fairly inventive. It's a more interesting take on Man vs Nature than most kids' movies, because Woody and the lawyer who is trying to build a house on his land are equally unwilling to listen to any sort of reason, and by the middle of the film it's the lawyer who takes the first step finding common ground after failing to resist Woody's antics. In fact the property actually gets completed because the lawyer ends up literally bribing Woody with cookies to allow him to build uninterrupted in a sort of childish protection racket. Also Woody's relationship with the son of the lawyer is fairly interesting because he starts out doing most of the work, he defends his own home and also helps the kid out with his problems because he just likes him. And the kid gives him free food, it's a largely selfish thing on Woody's part initially.

It's not a good movie, a lot of the jokes don't work, mostly the toilet humour, and it's still a little generic at times, but overall it's at least interesting. Also the poachers are amusing because they are unexpectedly tech savvy, like looking up Woody's species on wikipedia after their first encounter, and hosting an auction over video conferencing.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
The argument about Dusk till Dawn not being advertised as a Vampire movie might be a Mandela effect kinda deal. Like how some people SWEAR Demolition Man talks about Taco bell and others say it's Pizza Hut and that's because we don't have Taco Bell here in England, it was a localisation deal.

Saying this because I was trying to convince my Mum and Auntie who are huge weirdo Vampire freaks to rent it when it came to video. They had posters up for it and everything, but nothing said "Vampires" and they were going to leave it until I pointed out Harvey Keitel was holding the shotgun like a cross... Even then they almost turned the film off just before they got to the Titty Twister.

And the only reason *I* knew it was a vampire film was because I was studying printing and design at college and I watched a documentary about Hollywood poster makers it and the dude was making a Dusk till Dawn poster and they showed a clip of the vampires.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Drunken Baker posted:

The argument about Dusk till Dawn not being advertised as a Vampire movie might be a Mandela effect kinda deal. Like how some people SWEAR Demolition Man talks about Taco bell and others say it's Pizza Hut and that's because we don't have Taco Bell here in England, it was a localisation deal.

Brit here, and I've never heard it as Pizza Hut. It was Taco Bell in the cinema, it's Taco Bell on the DVD.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
It was Taco Bell in Australia, and we don't have that here either.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

The pizza hut version does exist, with the crappy dubbing and cheap last minute CGI.

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org

Drunken Baker posted:

The argument about Dusk till Dawn not being advertised as a Vampire movie might be a Mandela effect kinda deal. Like how some people SWEAR Demolition Man talks about Taco bell and others say it's Pizza Hut and that's because we don't have Taco Bell here in England, it was a localisation deal.

Saying this because I was trying to convince my Mum and Auntie who are huge weirdo Vampire freaks to rent it when it came to video. They had posters up for it and everything, but nothing said "Vampires" and they were going to leave it until I pointed out Harvey Keitel was holding the shotgun like a cross... Even then they almost turned the film off just before they got to the Titty Twister.

And the only reason *I* knew it was a vampire film was because I was studying printing and design at college and I watched a documentary about Hollywood poster makers it and the dude was making a Dusk till Dawn poster and they showed a clip of the vampires.
Did you....watch it with them? The pussy scene?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I don't think anyone denies it was advertised as a vampire movie, they just think it wasn't meant to be.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

When I first watched a TV broadcast of Demolition Man it was Taco Bell, in recent years it has been Pizza Hut. So it is Schrodinger's Franchise War, I don't know who won until I see it on Dutch television again.

Mierenneuker has a new favorite as of 14:26 on Sep 28, 2018

HaB
Jan 5, 2001

What are the odds?

Jedit posted:

Brit here, and I've never heard it as Pizza Hut. It was Taco Bell in the cinema, it's Taco Bell on the DVD.

I have never seen nor heard tell of a Pizza Hut version until this thread.

It's ingrained in my brain as Taco Bell because I had the (mis)fortune of actually working at Taco Bell at the time and oh god the promotional materials for months and months...

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007
taco bell and pizza hut are both owned by pepsico, who figured they shouldnt advertise for taco bell in regions that dont have taco bell. so they have a dubbed version with pizza hut logos in some regions.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
A big fat piece a pizza
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpRzusd9Yi8

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

HaB posted:

I have never seen nor heard tell of a Pizza Hut version until this thread.

It's ingrained in my brain as Taco Bell because I had the (mis)fortune of actually working at Taco Bell at the time and oh god the promotional materials for months and months...

Did you meet Wesley Snipes?

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
Oops, sorry about the Pizza Hut/Taco bell thing. I just knew it was a thing. I can't remember gently caress all from Demolition Man bar the rat burger Stallone eats looked real loving tasty.

Cage posted:

Did you....watch it with them? The pussy scene?

Hahahah. Nah they're cool. I could have died of shame watching "Faust" with me mum though.

Actually, here we go... this was the same as the VHS cover in the video shop. You can piece together it's a vampire film, but they're pretty coy about it. I'm actually shocked I had to spell it out so plainly now, looking back.

http://movie-memorabilia-emporium.blogspot.com/2012/12/

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Aug 17, 2004

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Memento posted:

It was Taco Bell in Australia, and we don't have that here either.

We do so have a Taco Bell!

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