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Tokelau All Star posted:Did you get your name from Hitchhiker's? I did not, but having googled the quote I now think I may need to Kavanaugh up my own hearing to deny these baseless allegations with tears in my eyes. The actual reason is that it's a completely random sentence that feels really weird when you say it (like imagine Gandalf (Ian McKellen) saying it) and also it was a great pun in my avatar text that I lost when I changed it up. Something to do with bassholes.
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Pussy, pussy, pussy,” he said, “ coochicoochicoochicoo... pussy want his fish? Nice piece of fish...pussy want it?
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Tokelau All Star posted:Pussy, pussy, pussy,” he said, “ coochicoochicoochicoo... pussy want his fish? Nice piece of fish...pussy want it? I am innocent!  Fake edit: This is not the best line of defence is it.
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Imagine having all your judges directly appointed by Putin
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Alexeythegreat posted:Imagine having all your judges directly appointed by Putin uhhhh...is it really "imagining" to just read the news e. A while ago I read somewhere (either on here or twitter) an article discussing the fact that conservative lawyers and law students have an easier road to judicial clerkships and political appointments because there are fewer of them with good academic credentials than their liberal counterparts. Basically, if you are a right winger with good grades, you are statistically more likely to get a clerkship than a liberal with the same grades, because the GOP has done so well at getting conservative judges appointed but most law students and lawyers are liberal. Can anyone remember or point me to that link or article? Phil Moscowitz fucked around with this message at 16:50 on Sep 28, 2018 |
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Phil Moscowitz posted:uhhhh...is it really "imagining" to just read the news Law students should straight up lie about their political leanings and Trojan Horse the Federalist Society. That goes for conservative law students too. Lie about your politics and invade liberal student groups if it will advance your career. gently caress it. Look Sir Droids fucked around with this message at 16:58 on Sep 28, 2018 |
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Look Sir Droids posted:Law students should straight up lie about their political leanings and Trojan Horse the Federalist Society. They do. https://www.thenation.com/article/movin-federalist-society/ quote:Unlike twenty years ago, when liberal federal judges provided the most desirable clerkships for law school graduates, today the best "feeders" to the Supreme Court and White House are Reagan and Bush appointees. Judge Kozinski, who screens potential clerks for Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy, says that seeing the Federalist Society on a résumé "tells me you're of a particular philosophy, and I tend to give an edge to people I agree with philosophically." The notion hasn't been lost on law students, some of whom keep two résumés, one with the Federalist Society tacked on. "I have seen some students go to the Federalist Society as a career builder," says Cass Sunstein, a professor at the University of Chicago Law School. (nice hindsight on that article breathlessly kissing Kozinski's rear end)
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Found another one:quote:I do about 6 hours of actual work a week. This one is clearly Hot Dog, fudging the age to throw off the trail.
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Hahahahahahaha, so this is coming up. http://www.scotusblog.com/case-files/cases/gamble-v-united-states/
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Look Sir Droids posted:Law students should straight up lie about their political leanings and Trojan Horse the Federalist Society. Lying to advance your interests is the fundamental requirement of being an attorney. Inability to do so should be rooted out early as a lack of fitness for the profession.
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Brett have you borked yet? Also, when they talk about it do these guys think we’ve forgotten how objectively terrible Bork’s views were?
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yronic heroism posted:Brett have you borked yet? Bork also got a full senate vote and rejected. Garland didn't even get that much.
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Vox Nihili posted:FLAKED Profiles in abject political cowardice Rapist nominated by a rapist pushed towards confirmation by "How dare you sir" golem is as strong an indictment as you can get of the hollowness of their aesthetic objections to Donald Trump. terrorist ambulance fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Sep 28, 2018 |
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Phil Moscowitz posted:e. A while ago I read somewhere (either on here or twitter) an article discussing the fact that conservative lawyers and law students have an easier road to judicial clerkships and political appointments because there are fewer of them with good academic credentials than their liberal counterparts. Basically, if you are a right winger with good grades, you are statistically more likely to get a clerkship than a liberal with the same grades, because the GOP has done so well at getting conservative judges appointed but most law students and lawyers are liberal. I remember it, but I couldn't find it yesterday when I went looking for it or again just now.
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Vox Nihili posted:FLAKED truly the hero 2018 deserves
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blarzgh posted:Found another one: I honestly thought it was me at first. But I only have one kid until March, and I'd never work 60h weeks to make it up. I'm gonna ask a furry I know if they know starblitz.
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Vox Nihili posted:FLAKED No surprise there, but this week I did learn that Sen. Mike Lee has a Niles voice and a Frasier face. It’s... disconcerting. yronic heroism fucked around with this message at 17:03 on Sep 29, 2018 |
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:I'm gonna ask a furry I know if they know starblitz. let us know what you find out when your monitor's back on, HotDawg Dei
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Sov-cit pro-tip: don't use the wrong font when trying to forge the court's electronic filing stamp. Also, include a time with the date.
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Unamuno posted:Sov-cit pro-tip: don't use the wrong font when trying to forge the court's electronic filing stamp. Also, include a time with the date. That's uhhh... that's forgery, right? Intent to profit, fraudulent alteration? Sovcit is super boned.
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Nice piece of fish posted:Sovcit is super boned. Look at this drone, clearly you aren't aware that his [[[CORPORATE PERSON]]] cannot be boned without law--ful consent**
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Oct 1, 2018 14:32
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Now I want to see “I do not consent to joinder” in comic sans.
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Nice piece of fish posted:That's uhhh... that's forgery, right? Intent to profit, fraudulent alteration? Sovcit is super boned. Pro ses and especially sov cits usually bully the hell out of judges (at least in state court) with no repercussions, something that minor is probably gonna mean zilch
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mastershakeman posted:Pro ses and especially sov cits usually bully the hell out of judges (at least in state court) with no repercussions,. At least up until they forge the prosecutor's signature on a motion to dismiss with prejudice in the sov cit's favor. My friend was very glad she had a habit of signing court documents only in a very specific and very atypical ink color, and that the sov cit didn't notice that particular detail.
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Soylent Pudding posted:At least up until they forge the prosecutor's signature on a motion to dismiss with prejudice in the sov cit's favor. My friend was very glad she had a habit of signing court documents only in a very specific and very atypical ink color, and that the sov cit didn't notice that particular detail. What happened to them when they did that? I've seen one doctor orders for possession and then try to get the police to evict the rightful homeowner, nothing really happened with that one even after she tripped the opposing attorney in court I also saw one claim to be the state's attorney, sheriff and county clerk; when the attorneys for said offices came to court he asked for them to be disqualified since he was their boss. The judge just set a briefing schedule on that issue and moved on
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iirc it led straight to felony charges, plus huge monetary sanctions in the related regulatory action against them.
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Hell yeah I got a crazy client in my criminal defense clinic who wants to put the system on trial!!!
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Tonight, I write a post on Forums dot Something Awful dot Com instead of replying to a very offensive email sent by a very inexperienced and young public defender. Man them's some fightin' words she sent me. Whew.
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BigHead posted:Tonight, I write a post on Forums dot Something Awful dot Com instead of replying to a very offensive email sent by a very inexperienced and young public defender. Post some choice, excerpted words.
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Which is to say, post the email.
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BigHead posted:Tonight, I write a post on Forums dot Something Awful dot Com instead of replying to a very offensive email sent by a very inexperienced and young public defender. Post the emails motherfucker. edit: Make sure you tell her how jewish you are.
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Oct 2, 2018 06:51
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You gonna fight her or are you just gonna bitch out?
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nm posted:Post the emails motherfucker. Yeah I'm gonna need to see the emails. It's what we do here.
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Kawasaki Nun posted:Hell yeah I got a crazy client in my criminal defense clinic who wants to put the system on trial!!! "You're out of order! You're out of order! The whole trial is out of order! They're out of order!"
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How much does malpractice insurance cost the solos out there? I’m not hanging my shingle (no money for overhead), but I’m trying to volunteer at more clinics to see if I can get some work eventually. I just don’t know how much I can do for people with no research access or insurance to cover my rear end.
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BigHead posted:Tonight, I write a post on Forums dot Something Awful dot Com instead of replying to a very offensive email sent by a very inexperienced and young public defender. I specifically want to see AR’s perspective, given some of the poo poo she’s talked about getting from opposing counsel.
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Post the email(s).
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkk gently caress loving fuckity gently caress gently caress gently caress
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Nice piece of fish posted:Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkk Context, or just the existential misery of practising law?
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