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MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

anthonypants posted:

the only real use case for 64-bit office is if you need an excel spreadsheet with a billion rows and columns

The use case is to protect yourself from crappy 32-bit plugins, because barely no plugins exist for 64-bit.

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Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

Shaggar posted:

excel is the most powerful piece of software on everyones computer.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
it's even a flight simulator!


MrMoo posted:

The use case is to protect yourself from crappy 32-bit plugins, because barely no plugins exist for 64-bit.

it's also protection from lovely macros since it requires a slightly different declaration syntax

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
my first real computer toucher job was writing excel macros

explains a lot about my subsequent life in hindsight

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

business people use excel for everything because every time they try anything else it gets EOL'ed or breaks in some horrible fashion in a year or two

a friend of mine put himself through college in the 90s fixing broken foxpro apps

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
some of the first b2b stuff i did in an earlier job was fixing an access/vb invoicing system that would poo poo the bed on a regular basis.

bonus: when tax rates changed you had to fork a new version, because all the balances and totals were calculated on the fly in the form that printed the invoice.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



has eve online been patched to run in excel yet

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


Endless Mike posted:

has eve online been patched to run in excel yet

no but you can run excel in eve

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

no but you can run excel in eve

office 365? can i set a billing address to space care of Iceland?

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
excellent new title :c00l:

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

univbee posted:

an excel server farm would be extremely 2018 microsoft, i'll admit

the plugin to let Excel hook into a supercomputer was around at least six years ago

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
my recollection is that it was first basically marketed at finance and day-trader guys who had monster spreadsheets and were willing to pay top dollar to shave time off of how long it took to run those spreadsheets

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
wtf microsoft i did not tell you to install this poo poo




gently caress twitter, gently caress you, gently caress all this bullshit

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

wtf microsoft i did not tell you to install this poo poo




gently caress twitter, gently caress you, gently caress all this bullshit
gently caress you turbo dismount rules

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




https://www.pcgamesn.com/windows-update-ostfold-hospital

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

anthonypants posted:

gently caress you turbo dismount rules

sorry, i was not clear - turbo dismount is not bullshit and absolutely rules


i still remember spending lots of time on "throw the man down the stairs"

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

wtf microsoft i did not tell you to install this poo poo




gently caress twitter, gently caress you, gently caress all this bullshit

i only noticed the twitter app because it hijacked a twitter link i clicked on discord. i immediately uninstalled it.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
Yeah that's how I noticed it too (except email instead of discord)

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

love to have a preinstalled "app" that's just the website anyway

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

wtf microsoft i did not tell you to install this poo poo




gently caress twitter, gently caress you, gently caress all this bullshit

the adware is coming from inside the OS

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles


they should be sued/fined for their lovely IT department not doing its job

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

carry on then posted:

love to have a preinstalled "app" that's just the website anyway
it's a uwp app so that it can mine data

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


BangersInMyKnickers posted:

they should be sued/fined for their lovely IT department not doing its job

absolutely but also

what kind of medical machine are you running on windows that forces you to keep a patient under anaesthesia

that alone is malpractice

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

lol someone will eventually die because windows decided to update randomly

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

dont be mean to me posted:

absolutely but also

what kind of medical machine are you running on windows that forces you to keep a patient under anaesthesia

that alone is malpractice

mri, X-ray...

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


hobbesmaster posted:

mri, X-ray...

dont be mean to me posted:

are you running on windows

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

the operator’s workstation for those things run windows. the machine itself should be running some sort of hard rtos but the things you punch commands into is usually windows

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


that's still pretty bad

Happy_Misanthrope
Aug 3, 2007

"I wanted to kill you, go to your funeral, and anyone who showed up to mourn you, I wanted to kill them too."
the smooth-brained transition into universal apps continues apace

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

lol office online is the best we're ever going to get

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost

Happy_Misanthrope posted:

the smooth-brained transition into universal apps continues apace



the writing was on the wall when they switched the name of the apps to "Office Mobile" (this was still when Windows Phone was being actively worked on!) and made it impossible to find in the store. like, you couldn't just search for "Word Mobile" to find the UWP version, you had to find some random rear end store link on the web, and that would take you there.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Happy_Misanthrope posted:

the smooth-brained transition into universal apps continues apace



ugh just because of a congressional hearing

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



also wtf is this lazy rear end poo poo

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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Krankenstyle posted:

also wtf is this lazy rear end poo poo



what on earth are you looking at that still uses silverlight?

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


Krankenstyle posted:

also wtf is this lazy rear end poo poo



Microsoft

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
netflix?

wait, does netflix still use silverlight?

can anything other than ie and edge do 1080p yet?

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

akadajet posted:

what on earth are you looking at that still uses silverlight?

my wife has to use edge net for her job and I had to install silver light for her to get it working

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
iirc netflix does not use silverlight anymore, but iirc you still need to use edge to get the best streaming experience? maybe the uwp app as well

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



akadajet posted:

what on earth are you looking at that still uses silverlight?

some british network lol

it didnt work anyway so im going to uninstall that piece of poo poo

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



anthonypants posted:

iirc netflix does not use silverlight anymore, but iirc you still need to use edge to get the best streaming experience? maybe the uwp app as well

netflix says it needs silverlight on my parents old as poo poo mac but ive never tried installing it to check if it works because who the gently caress watches actual movies on an computer

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