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Guardian: "Steve Bell on May sticking to her universally disliked Brexit plan – Jeremy Corbyn has told the prime minister that Labour MPs will vote against her Chequers plan unless she is willing to accept his proposal to keep the UK in a customs union and protect consumer standards and workers’ rights after Brexit" Telegraph:  Matt:  Independent:  Christine Blasey Ford offers powerful testimony in the #MeToo era Times:  Meghan closes a car door and some people can't handle it Evening Standard: 
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Sep 28, 2018 18:38
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Bob... good?
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Sep 28, 2018 18:54
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I don't understand the Matt one. Even considering his usual standards of 'acceptability'... what's the joke? Seriously, I don't get it.
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Sep 28, 2018 19:07
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A small hammer and any sharp metal you can use like a coal chisel is far better at removing a brick wall than a sledgehammer you can't lift, a good BoB. Whale lost because Chequers bad, a confusing Matt.
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Sep 28, 2018 19:24
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Whales in rivers tend to die and there's often public speculation about how long it might take. It's just 'soon to be dead thing amazed other thing not dead first'.
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Sep 28, 2018 19:35
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Gimmick Account posted:I don't understand the Matt one. It's very much "a thing happened". A beluga whale was spotted in the Thames a couple days ago & I think it might still be there. The "joke" is the idea the whale came so far from its normal waters to check up on the status of Chequers, which everyone knows is a shambles & basically a zombie. It's poo poo and Matt is poo poo and gets paid £650k a year and I'm glad his art is being posted in this thread to make it harder to forget how much of a hack he is.
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Sep 28, 2018 20:47
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Kegluneq posted:Whales in rivers tend to die and there's often public speculation about how long it might take. It's just 'soon to be dead thing amazed other thing not dead first'. Oh, ok. Well, I guess that's just what passes as 650000 pounds worth of jokes nowadays. 
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Sep 28, 2018 20:52
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two things happened
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Sep 28, 2018 21:03
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Three things. Matt got paid over a grand for the 10 minutes it took to do that. That's the third thing.
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Sep 28, 2018 21:11
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Sep 28, 2018 21:40
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Dabir posted:
Well, you should be earning at least £700k a year because that at least made me snort with laughter.
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on the US supreme court nomination – Ripped from the Trump playbook, Kavanaugh was defiant and combative throughout an hours-long Senate hearing that will determine whether he ascends to the US’s highest court" Telegraph:  Boris Johnson's 'super Canada' alternative Brexit plan rubbished Matt:  Tory conference app flaw reveals private data of senior MPs Independent:  After Winslow Homer. The i paper:  Times:  Bonus: Morland's animated 'toon Stephen Collins:  Really, really like Stephen Collins's work? Got a spare £410 (~$534 USD)? Have a family portrait done for Christmas!
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Sep 29, 2018 18:13
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C'mon Collins, there was a way better mushroom pun in there.
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Sep 29, 2018 18:49
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Observer: "Peaky blunders at the Tory party conference – Chris Riddell imagines a right royal Brexit bunfight in Birmingham" Sunday Telegraph:  Matt:  UK nationals would suffer under skills-based immigration, EU tells Javid Independent on Sunday:  Sunday Times:  Europe take Ryder Cup stranglehold and leave USA needing a new miracle
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Sep 30, 2018 16:55
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on the progress of Brexit negotiations – Theresa May said she was the one ensuring Brexit could be delivered: ‘I do believe in Brexit, but crucially I believe in delivering Brexit in a way that respects the vote and delivers on behalf of the British people’" Also Britain to hold post-Brexit festival celebrating culture, sport and innovation, Theresa May announces Telegraph:  Independent:  Times:  Evening Standard: 
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Oct 1, 2018 21:09
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This guy is after that sweet, sweet Matt money. https://twitter.com/banxcartoons/status/1047097680764252161?s=21
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Oct 2, 2018 13:30
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Cloud Potato posted:
I do like his art but man, thats one joke in eleven panels and like someone posted he missed the blazingly obvious mushroom reference quote:Telegraph: This one is pretty good for a right wing comic, neither of them are going to be able to make brexit into anything good
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Oct 2, 2018 19:10
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on Brexit at the Tory conference – Chancellor Philip Hammond responds to wave of attacks on Chequers plan from hard Brexiters" Telegraph:  Matt:  Independent:  Times:  Evening Standard:  Boris Johnson hits out at Chequers 'outrage' in pitch to Tory members Mail: Mac on… Gove’s plan to tackle supermarket waste  David Squires: 
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Oct 2, 2018 22:12
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Get hosed Mac.
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Oct 2, 2018 22:18
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Poverty and alcoholism are funny, right?
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Oct 2, 2018 22:48
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gently caress off Mac
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Oct 3, 2018 19:44
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Boris Johnson's conference speech – Boris Johnson has savaged Theresa May’s Chequers plan as he made a direct pitch to the Tory faithful for his own domestic policy agenda" Telegraph:  Matt:  Times:  Evening Standard:  Theresa May pledges end to austerity in Tory conference speech Mail: Mac on... Boris's wheat field jibe 
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Oct 3, 2018 22:22
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Fair play, that Matt isn't that bad.
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Oct 4, 2018 08:15
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Theresa May's Tory conference speech – The prime minister avoided any mention of the Chequers plan in her address to the party" Telegraph:  Dancing Queen: Theresa May steps out again - PM, widely mocked for her dancing on Africa trip, took the stage to strains of Abba anthem Matt:  Independent:  Times:  Evening Standard:  Mail: Mac on... Theresa May dancing to Abba 
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Oct 4, 2018 20:42
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Adams is desperate, Mac is classist, water is wet
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Oct 5, 2018 10:30
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on the defence secretary's response to Russian hacking – Gavin Williamson has called Russia a ‘pariah state’ after four GRU officials were expelled from the Netherlands" After Low. Telegraph:  Matt:  Independent:  Times:  Evening Standard: 
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Oct 5, 2018 23:40
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I've been waiting for that awful GRU pun for weeks.
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Oct 6, 2018 00:16
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on the Brett Kavanaugh controversy – Donald Trump tweets ‘very proud of Senate for voting YES’ after supreme court nominee clears US Senate hurdle" Also Donald Trump boards Air Force One with paper stuck to his shoe – video Telegraph:  Matt:  Irish PM urges May to publish border plan 'as soon as possible' Independent:  After Andrea Sacchi The i paper:  Human body parts 'pile up' in NHS waste backlog Times:  Also this week's Morland animated cartoon. Stephen Collins: 
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Oct 6, 2018 14:35
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Observer: "Theresa May, prancing queen – The prime minister gives her own rendition of the Abba song at Tory conference" Sunday Telegraph:  Banksy auction stunt leaves art world in shreds Matt:  Independent on Sunday:  Sunday Times:  Brett Kavanaugh's confirmation to US supreme court gives Trump a major victory
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Oct 7, 2018 19:21
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Uh huh, sure thing Matt.
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Oct 7, 2018 21:48
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he's stealing my loving jokes now
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Oct 8, 2018 04:42
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on Brett Kavanaugh's confirmation to the supreme court – The 50-48 Senate vote is a major victory for the Trump administration" Telegraph:  Theresa May bids for centre ground with appeal to Labour voters Matt:  Strictly Come Dancing's Seann Walsh and Katya Jones sorry for 'drunken mistake' after being caught kissing Times:  Evening Standard:  Doctor Who: Jodie Whittaker a hit with fans after first episode
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on the IPCC report on climate change � World leaders �have moral obligation to act� after UN report" Telegraph:  Matt:  Second Skripal poisoning suspect identified as GRU doctor Independent:  Times:  Evening Standard:  Jean-Claude Juncker appears to mock Theresa May's Abba dance at Tory conference Mail: Mac on... gender selection  David Squires: 
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Oct 9, 2018 23:27
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Oct 9, 2018 23:40
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Mac can gently caress more off than ever before, jesus wept.
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Oct 9, 2018 23:46
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gently caress off, Mac.
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on the DUP's fresh blow to the prime minister's Brexit plans – Arlene Foster has insisted to Brussels officials that Northern Ireland cannot be treated differently from the UK" Telegraph:  Brexit makes Scottish independence more likely, Sturgeon tells SNP Matt:  UK supreme court backs bakery that refused to make gay marriage cake Independent:  Times:  Seann Walsh's girlfriend Rebecca Humphries leaves him after Strictly kiss and accuses him of calling her a 'psycho' Evening Standard:  Lower Thames Crossing route revealed: a 2.4 mile toll tunnel with six lanes to be 'biggest road project since M25'
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Christ look at the people at the bottom of Blower's latest. He's incapable of drawing two pictures of the same person. Sturgeon's features also shrink further into her face in the second panel. Blower truly does blow
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