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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/gWzw8CU.mp4

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/8sr55tW.mp4

Spermando
Jun 13, 2009

burial posted:

How is the half & half on the right being held up?

The person who took the photo... is a MAN with 'HOOK'.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/BsVqLIb.mp4

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶






Love the outraged birb in the feeder; it's so angry that the big stupidface shoved its big stupidface in and ate the food.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Pookah posted:

Love the outraged birb in the feeder; it's so angry that the big stupidface shoved its big stupidface in and ate the food.

"That loving hairy tree is totally out of line!"

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


Caedus posted:

Oh poo poo, thanks. I didn't realize they were a modern thing! I won't go stealing someone's art project.

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

I didn't know I'd be spending $90 on posters today, but here we are

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

CloFan posted:

I didn't know I'd be spending $90 on posters today, but here we are

What did you get us?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Jerry Cotton posted:

What did you get us?

I hope it's PYF gang tags :ohdear:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

I mean, I know what I'd ask for.

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.

Spermando posted:

The person who took the photo... is a MAN with 'HOOK'.

See now THIS makes sense.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Pastry of the Year posted:

I mean, I know what I'd ask for.



:confused:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
:confused:

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




:perfect:

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSwqnR327fk

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


I love you

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Back in his Philips (I think) days, my dad set up one customer's system so that if someone entered an unidentified command thrice in a row, it would print something to the effect of "DON'T MUCK ABOUT". He didn't even make it back to the office before the customer had called them complaining that the system keeps talking back at them.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Jerry Cotton posted:

Back in his Philips (I think) days, my dad set up one customer's system so that if someone entered an unidentified command thrice in a row, it would print something to the effect of "DON'T MUCK ABOUT". He didn't even make it back to the office before the customer had called them complaining that the system keeps talking back at them.

How do you convey such a distinctly British turn of phrase in Finnish?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Bertrand Hustle posted:

How do you convey such a distinctly British turn of phrase in Finnish?

His wording was "ÄLÄ HÄRVÄÄ" but truth be told I've never heard anyone else use the verb härvätä so :shrug:

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Bertrand Hustle posted:

How do you convey such a distinctly British turn of phrase in Finnish?

DÖNT MÜCK ÄBÖÜT

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Children are tiny drunk adults

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?


bony tony posted:

Children are tiny drunk adults

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cds7lSHawAw

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/TheShameOfTtown/status/1045454619508379648

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Moral: Kavanaugh... is a VIRGIN! with a 'CALENDAR'

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



bony tony posted:

Children are tiny drunk adults

Pro tip: Remember sound for this one

Also, :allears: Las Palmas. btw, Björn Olsson did the soundtrack. I'm lovin that a swedish dude composes Morricone pastishes in the the bad millenium. See also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhhkGNLdYGI

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

bony tony posted:

Children are tiny drunk adults

You know, I used to think this before I had kids but nah, drunk adults are waaaay more pliable and cooperative. You can generally convince a drunk adult to do more than a sober adult, but some days with a toddler its like "I really think you'd enjoy these pancakes since they're like your favourite food but whatever I guess you'd rather be hungry and grumpy"

Draven
May 6, 2005

friendship is magic

bike tory posted:

You know, I used to think this before I had kids but nah, drunk adults are waaaay more pliable and cooperative. You can generally convince a drunk adult to do more than a sober adult, but some days with a toddler its like "I really think you'd enjoy these pancakes since they're like your favourite food but whatever I guess you'd rather be hungry and grumpy"

Then you find out the entire reason they dont want to eat the pancakes is because you put them on the blue plate and not the red one.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

swordfish duelist posted:

Then you find out the entire reason they dont want to eat the pancakes is because you put them on the blue plate and not the red one.

That or they're going through that phase where they just say "no" to absolutely everything because they just learned what it means.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




oh, god drat you. you absolute bastard.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Is...is that supposed to be the play button, as if it was taken straight from the video's page?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


I've never seen a joke executed better. That right there is a textbook joke.

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.

swordfish duelist posted:

Then you find out the entire reason they dont want to eat the pancakes is because you put them on the blue plate and not the red one.

Or because you put the syrup on and they wanted to but didn’t mention it at literally any point in the process that they were directly observing.

CapitanGarlic
Feb 29, 2004

Much, much more.

Lobok posted:

I've never seen a joke executed better. That right there is a textbook joke.

I should be mad, but

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/geek_hour/status/1045661421147688964

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


drat, this kid's gonna be drowning in candy from trick or treating.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Lobok posted:

drat, this kid's gonna be drowning in candy from trick or treating.

also sweat

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Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

Mezzanine posted:

DÖNT MÜCK ÄBÖÜT

bröther mäy i häve söme mück

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