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Play posted:Let's think critically about what's more likely. Is he an online gambling savant who makes tons of money and never has to worry about a thing? He could be one of those people who play half a dozen online poker tables at a time to the point where it's effectively a job.
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Yeah I know at least one guy who has wrenched a career out of playing poker. It doesn't seem like an easy life and he 100% thinks about it as a job and talks in terms of how much he makes per hour, not that one time when he won a lot, but it's doable.
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Sep 29, 2018 00:47
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It came from Dear Prudie:quote:Q. Hair today, gone tomorrow: I know most people write in with roommates who are too dirty, but I’m living with someone who is very clean. I’m not a messy person and consider myself a pretty considerate roommate. I’ve noticed over time that this person will rearrange the bottles I keep on the bathroom sink to be, I guess, in her preferred order (we share a sink but have a fairly big vanity with our own sides to it). And this is just one example of the ongoing organization she does to everyone’s things. Tonight I was brushing my hair when my phone rang. I left my brush on the vanity with the idea that I’d resume once the call was done. In that time, she cleaned out my hairbrush. Removed every last hair. I have long, thick hair, so my brushes aren’t normally pristine, but I feel a weird mix of a boundary crossed and embarrassment that she must think I’m messy or gross! I normally put the brush away after use. It’s not like it’s been out for days.
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Sep 29, 2018 01:28
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Haifisch posted:It came from Dear Prudie: P hosed up that a fish is asking for advice about one o them cleaning shrimp.
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Sep 29, 2018 01:34
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Plot twist, she keeps the hair and is making a hair doll like Helga in Hey Arnold!
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Sep 29, 2018 01:38
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Haifisch posted:It came from Dear Prudie: Dear Prudie, my housemate obsessively rearranges things in our shared space. It's like a compulsion! Will this disorder ruin our friendship or am I doomed to have my belongings rearranged when I leave them around thoughtlessly all the time?
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Sep 29, 2018 01:39
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My(25M) girlfriend(26F) wants me to have sex with her best friend(26F)quote:For starters, I love my girlfriend more than anything. Our year together has been the best time of my life, and I hope I can call her my wife one day because she's the best thing this planet has to offer, bar none. She's so ridiculously selfless it's a joke.
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Sep 29, 2018 01:52
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Anne Whateley posted:In the US, people can theoretically take your money if they have your routing number, but it's printed on every check so it's not exactly top secret. I had to deal with a bank doing this just this week, I'd written a check to cover part of the mortgage like six months ago and I guess they quietly held onto my account number and just started helping themselves to my bank account when a transfer didn't go through
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Sep 29, 2018 01:54
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LadyPictureShow posted:My(25M) girlfriend(26F) wants me to have sex with her best friend(26F) Wow, just bogarding your magic healing penis. Selfish prick.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Yeah I know at least one guy who has wrenched a career out of playing poker. It doesn't seem like an easy life and he 100% thinks about it as a job and talks in terms of how much he makes per hour, not that one time when he won a lot, but it's doable. There's a goon who came out of the old poker subforum that went pro and now streams on twitch.
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Sep 29, 2018 02:02
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When I was still in the barracks I had a roommate who was obsessed with cleanliness to the point that he would unscrew the lightbulbs in order to dust the base and the connector of the light He was not a big fan of that time I came home drunk and passed out naked in the bathroom
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Sep 29, 2018 02:14
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I'm (38) about to propose to my long term GF (33), who is politically super active but should I reveal I voted for Trumpquote:I have complex reasons to have voted for Trump, but I have kept totally silent with everyone (I live in San Francisco) And she has over the last year has just gone nuts with her activism. I have been supportive of her work without believing in the cause she campaigns for (I still support Trump's vision 100%) Now I'm about to propose (she is expecting it next week). Should I reveal the truth. Can I keep this hidden forever. His ‘complex reasons’ are immigration and Islam; and someone found a previous post he made about wanting to break up with this same woman because she’d previously dated a black guy. 
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Sep 29, 2018 02:15
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LadyPictureShow posted:
Always check the post history. Someone posted about how his heart was breaking to see his girlfriend having so much crippling daily back pain. Turns out he posted more than once in a “Stuffing” subreddit about how hot it was to see her gaining weight from all the food he was encouraging her to eat.
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Sep 29, 2018 02:25
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LadyPictureShow posted:I'm (38) about to propose to my long term GF (33), who is politically super active but should I reveal I voted for Trump quote:I have many reasons believe in the Trump agenda, I can justify them but this is not the forum. (I also voted for Obama twice and I'm a registered Democrat) 
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Sep 29, 2018 02:26
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ParserGirl posted:Always check the post history. Someone posted about how his heart was breaking to see his girlfriend having so much crippling daily back pain. Turns out he posted more than once in a “Stuffing” subreddit about how hot it was to see her gaining weight from all the food he was encouraging her to eat. That feeling when you're sincerely hoping that “stuffing” would reveal the twist his girlfriend was actually a teddy bear.
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Sep 29, 2018 02:27
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It seems like the world isn't the only thing he thinks shouldn't have black and white
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Sep 29, 2018 02:27
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Blade Runner posted:It seems like the world isn't the only thing he thinks shouldn't have black and white  Okay, one more I found, then I’ll call it a day.  Sasquatch prank guy updated!UPDATE: I [24/M] just offered an apology to my girlfriend's family after pulling a prank on them. quote:Here's the original post: /r/relationship_advice/comments/9j7596/my_girlfriend_23f_is_threatening_to_break_up_with/
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Sep 29, 2018 02:33
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Blade Runner posted:It seems like the world isn't the only thing he thinks shouldn't have black and white lmao e: LadyPictureShow posted:
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Sep 29, 2018 02:33
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LadyPictureShow posted:
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Sep 29, 2018 02:37
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LadyPictureShow posted:
Oh come on that's too on the nose. "I'm mature and sorry, " I scream as I punch down a fence.
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Sep 29, 2018 02:38
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This winner also posted in /r/legaladvice: What kind of trouble can I get in for breaking someone else's fence? quote:Long story short, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and her family last night. She's now my ex-girlfriend and I lashed out and broke down part of their wooden fence that separates the back and front yard. Her father hasn't contacted me about it, but I'm worried that he's going to come after me eventually. What kind of trouble can I get in?
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Sep 29, 2018 02:43
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Given the skill this man has for making everything worse the dad will turn out to be an avid reader of r/legal advice and realize he should totally sue this guy.
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Sep 29, 2018 02:48
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LadyPictureShow posted:My(25M) girlfriend(26F) wants me to have sex with her best friend(26F) That is definitely a trap. Barudak posted:Given the skill this man has for making everything worse the dad will turn out to be an avid reader of r/legal advice and realize he should totally sue this guy. He's going to accidently burn down the jail when he gets his phone call.
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Sep 29, 2018 02:56
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LadyPictureShow posted:My(25M) girlfriend(26F) wants me to have sex with her best friend(26F) Thread title delivers.
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LadyPictureShow posted:My(25M) girlfriend(26F) wants me to have sex with her best friend(26F) tactlessbastard posted:That is definitely a trap. Is there any other option? I really can’t think of one.
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burial posted:Is there any other option? I really can’t think of one. She's in love with her friend and wants to instigate a triad.
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Sep 29, 2018 03:20
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It's a real ride or die kinda friendship.
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Sep 29, 2018 03:20
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burial posted:Is there any other option? I really can’t think of one. He finds out his girlfriend's brain is broken in this perfect way, both women love him, they agree to be his wives forever, and it turns out he's printed on cheap paper being read by a japanese man on the subway.
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Sep 29, 2018 03:20
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it's the sort of story that makes you reflexively imagine the graceful way you'd decline
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Sep 29, 2018 03:22
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:it's the sort of story that makes you reflexively imagine the graceful way you'd decline Oh looks like I'm all out of condoms, lemme go to the store right quick and buy some Barudak fucked around with this message at 03:31 on Sep 29, 2018 |
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Sep 29, 2018 03:22
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Y'all are acting like you've never been pushed into a relationship with someone because your partner was into them but they were into the wrong gender.
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Barudak posted:Oh looks like I'm all out of condoms, lemme go to the store right quick and buy some  for the original but you gotta trust your gut or work on your editing !!
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:
It's a joke that requires sound cues and intonation, a thing that is hard as hell to convey in dialog so I got worried people would think I was being serious that he should go back in there and use his daily casting of Bigby's Healing Penis
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Repeatedly nominated for a gay award at work (NY)quote:Location: NY. My boss keeps nominating me for a gay professional award outside of our organization. Repeatedly, even though I am not gay. I have expressed verbally that I am not gay, and even if I were, I wouldn't want to be recognized for my sexual preferences that would be a part of who I just am. Is there something I can legally do about this? It's weird and frankly embarrassing, but I'm not certain it's sexual harassment or a legal issue? I've had multiple, direct conversations with my boss that consist of something like "I'm not comfortable being nominated for these awards, can you please knock it off." Thanks in advance. quote:[–]HatsAndTopcoats 54 points 5 hours ago
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Sep 29, 2018 03:40
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Haifisch posted:Repeatedly nominated for a gay award at work (NY) If this prize comes with a cash payout have you considered telling him you're gay for pay?
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Barudak posted:It's a joke that requires sound cues and intonation, a thing that is hard as hell to convey in dialog so I got worried people would think I was being serious that he should go back in there and use his daily casting of Bigby's Healing Penis the part where you fall for it a bit until it sinks in is part of the charm, it's like you are the lady in the story Haifisch posted:Repeatedly nominated for a gay award at work (NY) uhh is it offensive if I change the title to /r/relationships: repeatedly nominated for a gay award at work
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Sep 29, 2018 03:43
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I learned it in school, truth is an absolute defense from libel.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:the part where you fall for it a bit until it sinks in is part of the charm, it's like you are the lady in the story GBS says we’re all ‘retarded gay dead babies’, so it’s fit with the general theme I guess?
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:the part where you fall for it a bit until it sinks in is part of the charm, it's like you are the lady in the story No - make it so!
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