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HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Samurai Sanders posted:

Did he ever express that he cared what beer he drank?

Old Milwaukee's Best



mornin :coffee:

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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/1045999392195563522

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Samurai Sanders posted:

Did he ever express that he cared what beer he drank?

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Ages posted:

today just has way too much poo poo going on

(build the wall fire dam)

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1045839288116613121

rofl

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
sorry if repost but p 2018

https://twitter.com/yasminTBH/status/1045898251650523136

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Beer is haram

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



get Erdogan on the case

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003


thats a spicy mulligatawny

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Good morning trup thread

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Succumb to dimms

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

what the gently caress happened to her? last thing i remember is she converted to islam and then now she is trying to steal kids.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


that can’t be healthy .... whatever it is

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


that’s why he refused to order it in the first place I guess

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



euphronius posted:

that can’t be healthy .... whatever it is

Umbrella Corp's Trump virus

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

except now they know what they are looking for. my guess is they probably never looked for sexual assaults/rapes.

A New Dad
Nov 10, 2012

I SHOULD FUCK OFF BACK TO C-SPAM

Dapper_Swindler posted:

except now they know what they are looking for. my guess is they probably never looked for sexual assaults/rapes.

they can't just ignore the additional 2 accusers now, and bastaman says he has corroborating witnesses for Julie Swetnick's allegations

but lmao he's still gonna get confirmed

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

https://twitter.com/atrios/status/1046003964293058560

nb: he did not appear to be a skilled lawyer

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

“why are newspapers dying ???”

JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

no pubes yet sorry posted:



"Sometimes I had too many beers. I liked beer. I still like beer. But I never drank beer to the point of blacking out, and I never sexually assaulted anyone."

"Listen to the people I’ve grown up with, and worked with, and played with, and coached with, and dated, and taught, and gone to games with, and had beers with."

"When I was in town, I spent much of my time working, working out, lifting weights, playing basketball, or hanging out and having some beers with friends as we talked about life, and football, and school and girls."

"The calendars show a few weekday gatherings at friends’ houses after a workout or just to meet up and have some beers."

"I drank beer with my friends."

"Sometimes I had too many beers."

"I liked beer."

"I still like beer."

"Anyone who's known me like a lot of these people behind me, have known me my whole life, know, you know, I got a weak stomach, whether it's with beer or with spicy food or anything." (lol any alchy knows the thirst trumps the pain ya gently caress)

“I like beer. I don’t know if you do. Do you like beer, Senator, or not? What do you like to drink?” hah gotcha bitcx

“No…. We drank beer and…so did, I think, the vast majority of people our age at the time. In any event, we drank beer and still do, so, whatever, yeah,”

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Dapper_Swindler posted:

what the gently caress happened to her? last thing i remember is she converted to islam and then now she is trying to steal kids.

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCq6QNig2r0

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

beer is literally bad for you past like the age of 37

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012




siktir git

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

euphronius posted:

beer is literally bad for you past like the age of 37

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1046006795200860160

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Trump will release his tax returns in 2 weeks, and the FBI will investigate Kavanaugh immediately after his lifetime appointment is successful.

buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010

Preston Waters posted:

btw Beto is going to win in Texas

I posted the reason why this morning but it was right when Grassley was calling roll

And just so everybody knows, its beh-toe, not bee-to or bay-to

Get it right or I'll knock down your door and kidnap your balls

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

hell yeah im all over this

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Goooood morning c-spam

Praise Basta that it's the weekend and we don't have to deal with the senate for 2 days!

Today I will drive to Delaware to see if it is real or not, and if it is, to gather inspiration for Nichael's tattoo. I am bringing a notebook to sketch my impressions.

buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010


I've seen this account linked so many times and I still can't decipher if it's a left Twitter person operating on 20 levels of irony

The fact that its named centrist fan acct makes my spidey sense tingle tho

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

nice shot of trump after taking the limitless pill, expanding his mental acuity to just below 1 Carlson

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Bearjew posted:

Umbrella Corp's Trump virus
Walk through the refrigerated room with the red keycard

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

twoday posted:

Goooood morning c-spam

Praise Basta that it's the weekend and we don't have to deal with the senate for 2 days!

Today I will drive to Delaware to see if it is real or not, and if it is, to gather inspiration for Nichael's tattoo. I am bringing a notebook to sketch my impressions.

everything is illuminated

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

I demand that Alyssa Milano follow her and document this meeting so that we can be sure nothing underhanded took place.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
It's 530am and I am going to work

Lmao im so owned

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
Trump is a self-made man you stupid libtards
What don't you get about that?

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Reality Pisser posted:

It's 530am and I am going to work

Lmao im so owned

i got fired on monday jokes on u suckerrrrrrr

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



euphronius posted:

beer is literally bad for you past like the age of 37

so's everything, we arent designed to live past 37

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
I can't wait for all the accusations of fraud to fly after mid-term elections

buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010

Reality Pisser posted:

It's 530am and I am going to work

Lmao im so owned

Wow even more owned that ur rear end lives on the west coast

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

ex post facho posted:

i got fired on monday jokes on u suckerrrrrrr

You seem to be in a better mood about it

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