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kcroy posted:In the books, the hound is still hidden right? GRRM set up a clegane bowl a long time ago - and even though he is a lazy gently caress, he could no more ignore that scene, than he could ignore "hodor". Clegane bowl is a big payoff for GRRM. I don't know if it will happen in the TV show, but I'm confident it will happen in the ... Maybe the real Cleganebowl was the friends he killed along the way.
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Cavelcade posted:Maybe the real Cleganebowl was the friends he killed along the way. Wasn’t one of those dumb shitcorpse spoilers that Arya kills Gregor while Sandor just stands back and watches, thus invalidating Cleganebowl entirely?
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Cleganebowl will be a thing in the series, but likely not in book. One of the aspects of the series is that fated, epic duels rarely happen. No duels between Kingslayer versus Knight of Flowers to see who wins, or vengeful victim foiling their nemesis' plan and telling him off before killing him. Well, except for Arya, who basically just bumps into both her targets and the means to kill them all over the world like it's no thing.
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Sephyr posted:Cleganebowl will be a thing in the series, but likely not in book. One of the aspects of the series is that fated, epic duels rarely happen. No duels between Kingslayer versus Knight of Flowers to see who wins, or vengeful victim foiling their nemesis' plan and telling him off before killing him. I see what you mean - subverting that trope and all. And the leaked "Arya ganks Sandor's mob" makes sense too. I mean Rickon just loving exited screen left with his shaggy dog, so why not.
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Well, there are lots of epic duels in the backstory, so GRRM does like those. But, I mean, I think we all know the real reason why there won't be a written Cleganebowl.
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Right, the Hound is dead in the books.
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kcroy posted:Hey GRRMZ posted a new Winds of Winter excerpt ( no, no wildcards... that is my next post ) That is so loving boring. You’d think he’d post something enticing that might make people want to buy the book.
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Kuiperdolin posted:Right, the Hound is dead in the books. Hot take: Arya steals his face, battles gregor as sandor, so we technically get the cleaganbowl, but in a stupid, convoluted way.
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If the spoilers from the previous page are true I will eat my hat
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A dumb, convoluted, poop n incest kid ending is the one showwatchers will love or love to hate for years and go 'omgeee did you seeee it' and the type of ending that masochist bookreaders know we deserve.
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kcroy posted:Just browse this page: http://www.wildcardsonline.com/characters-f.html wut
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making GBS threads farting tittybust
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balls shart and tits to the wind, my naked sword is drawn as pink and gleaming as a fresh-carved festive ham. "ye!" i cry as it plunges to the maiden's breast and she takes it into herself with a honk of passion, vast, salty, tumescent, stretched to its very limits by my thousand million children yearning to be born
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cannot. loving. stop making GBS threads. squert! squart! squort! it showers acidic down upon the upturned faces of my kin
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the destiny. my breasts
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GRRM has found the thread. Look alive, people!
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avshalemon posted:making GBS threads farting tittybust avshalemon posted:balls shart and tits to the wind, my naked sword is drawn as pink and gleaming as a fresh-carved festive ham. "ye!" i cry as it plunges to the maiden's breast and she takes it into herself with a honk of passion, vast, salty, tumescent, stretched to its very limits by my thousand million children yearning to be born avshalemon posted:cannot. loving. stop making GBS threads. squert! squart! squort! it showers acidic down upon the upturned faces of my kin avshalemon posted:the destiny. my breasts
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Thread is now #blessed
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avshalemon posted:
Probed for his art, he was persecuted in his own time - it would be decades after his death that the subtle imagery and circadian rhythm of his words would find a receptive audience.
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avshalemon posted:as pink and gleaming First, a confession: there is a terror in writing a review like this, a low but present thrum, almost percussive: When (and where, and how – responsibly) to mention Maester Aemon? The titanic figure casts such a shadow over Westeros psychic construction (and, indeed, projection) of the Essos archipelago that it may be hard, at times, to unsee his images, to unlearn his influence. And yet, in AGOT, that larger appreciation of influence—and of tradition, literary, cultural, intellectual, psychic—binds these poems in a way that is holistic and expansive. It reminds us (almost to a startling degree, to this reader) that our sense(s) of place are rooted in experience both personal and collective, and are fundamentally told and re-told and passed on. Place, simply, is a gift—and gifts are to be shared.
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avshalemon posted:making GBS threads farting tittybust avshalemon posted:balls shart and tits to the wind, my naked sword is drawn as pink and gleaming as a fresh-carved festive ham. "ye!" i cry as it plunges to the maiden's breast and she takes it into herself with a honk of passion, vast, salty, tumescent, stretched to its very limits by my thousand million children yearning to be born avshalemon posted:cannot. loving. stop making GBS threads. squert! squart! squort! it showers acidic down upon the upturned faces of my kin avshalemon posted:the destiny. my breasts #blessed
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Arya killing the Mountain while the Hound watches would actually be the most thematically awesome version of Cleganebowl "Clever girl..." "You taught me well."
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The Mountain mortally wounds the Hound, and as he stands over a dying Sandor, he pulls off his face to reveal Arya. “I bested your brother and now I’ve bested you.” *Fortnight dance*
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Actually why does anyone still want Cleganebowl anyway? The Mountain is dead already. There's no indication he's anything more than a zombie. Also the character arc of the Hound should end with him renouncing violence, not triumphing via the use of it
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I am hype For poopbowl
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precision posted:Actually why does anyone still want Cleganebowl anyway? The Mountain is dead already. There's no indication he's anything more than a zombie. Also the character arc of the Hound should end with him renouncing violence, not triumphing via the use of it pfft but thats what youd expect. GRRM is gonna subvert expectations by havingem fight anyway.
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If GRRM really wants to subvert expectations, he should write the next book.
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Single and LOVING IT posted:If GRRM really wants to subvert expectations, he should write the next book. Hahaha.
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precision posted:Actually why does anyone still want Cleganebowl anyway? The Mountain is dead already. There's no indication he's anything more than a zombie. Also the character arc of the Hound should end with him renouncing violence, not triumphing via the use of it I think people misread the Hound's whole characterization and interpret the Mountain as his rival or nemesis in some respect that's not what the Mountain is to Sandor, he's just the crystalization/focal point of the whole corrupt world order his burning hatred of Gregor is wrapped up tightly in his resentment of his father, the lannisters, and virtually everyone/everything killing Gregor wouldn't accomplish anything for him imo since he knows there's a thousand smaller Gregors out there, being enabled.
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PupsOfWar posted:I think people misread the Hound's whole characterization and interpret the Mountain as his rival or nemesis in some respect Whoa whoa whoa. What are you doing? We're not here to actually discuss these bad stupid books.
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Single and LOVING IT posted:If GRRM really wants to subvert expectations, he should write the next book. 
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PupsOfWar posted:there's a thousand smaller Gregors out there, being enabled. Alexa, enable my smaller Gregor. OK, enabling smaller Gregor. *Clegane, PI theme starts*
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Oh, poo poo. Do It.
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precision posted:Also the character arc of the Hound should end with him renouncing violence, not triumphing via the use of it yeah. It would have been nice if they just left him there in the abbey or whatever, and it was just the careful reader who even caught that.
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kcroy posted:yeah. It would have been nice if they just left him there in the abbey or whatever, and it was just the careful reader who even caught that. I think that would be a good way to end his arc on the show. Sandor renounces violence when all's said and done and goes back to the Riverlands to rebuild Ray's sept now that Gregor and the Brotherhood are all finally dead.
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loving hell i forgot that they got ian mcshane on the show and then just lynched him like half an episode later
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