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Objurium posted:What the gently caress's going on with ants in the Middle East? I'm on phone but it looks like a membracid
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Luna posted:Holy poo poo this is good. Do you do voicemail greetings and the like? Put me down for one as well
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Objurium posted:What the gently caress's going on with ants in the Middle East?
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As for which one's worse, I'm torn between the six legged "spider" ("Shut up! I was born this way!), and the red mite labeled "tarantula" (delusions of grandeur? ) Although the "firefly" is a strong contender... Again, WHERE CAN I GET ONE?!?!
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MrUnderbridge posted:Again, WHERE CAN I GET ONE?!?! 
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Mizuti posted:I wish I knew! Good lord Not only is the phrase + imagery + intended wearer wildly uncomfortable, the paw prints have paw prints 
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U.T. Raptor posted:Just to make it better, iirc the "red ant" is not only a spider, but a spider that specializes in eating other spiders. It is! It's an archaeid, commonly called an assassin or pelican spider, although 'assassin spider' is also used for a few families of spider-hunting spiders.  The most dangerous part of hunting a spider is not getting bitten in return, so reach is a big advantage. That's what that weird body shape is for. Not all of them have super long necks, but they do all have those long grabby chelicerae. In some ways they're the bizarro versions of pholcid cellar spiders (the 'daddy long legs' spiders you've probably got around your house). Those guys are opportunistic spider eaters, but they use long legs instead of long jaws to keep out of danger. One of the advantages of their long legs is that they can stand over a more compact spider and then squat down to bite them on the back. If you live somewhere with widow or recluse spiders you'd rather not have hanging about, then look after your long-legged spider buddies. Salticid jumping spiders are also spider-hunters - those guys use quick movements and relatively good eyesight to literally get the jump on other spiders. They're also pretty smart by spider standards - look up the Portia genus in particular, and then remember that they do all that with a brain the size of a grain of sand.
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Fuckin, I've got a brain the size of two thousand spiders and I still can't manage to tie my shoes so that they stay done up
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Phy posted:Fuckin, I've got a brain the size of two thousand spiders and I still can't manage to tie my shoes so that they stay done up Might I recommend the Ian knot? Never let me down
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Phy posted:Fuckin, I've got a brain the size of two thousand spiders and I still can't manage to tie my shoes so that they stay done up Alright but can the clever spider do this [wallows in existential despair]
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Sure, just kill Uncle Ben for the umpteenth time.
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Cuazl posted:Spider nonsense  Nature is amazing and also terrifying.
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Lizard Combatant posted:Might I recommend the Ian knot? Never let me down quote:Step 6: quote:NOTE: You do not have to follow my instructions to the letter. So long as you retain the "core" of the technique, you are welcome to use whatever finger movements are most comfortable for you.
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Knormal posted:At last, no more wasted hours tying my shoes in the morning! I love how seriously he takes it. No joke though, I've referred to his site a bunch of times for the guide to optimal lacing for the number of eyelets on your boots.
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Lizard Combatant posted:Might I recommend the Ian knot? Never let me down I spent a while perfecting the ian knot, and I was always poor with knots. Only regretted it once, last year when my father was trying to tell me how to tie a rope onto a stick like he wanted me to. ME: "So, like, just a basic loop knot? Around, one end under? HIM: "No, dammit, not like that... like a shoe knot, you know? How you tie your shoes. ME: "I DON'T TIE MY SHOES LIKE THAT ANYMORE DAD WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS GOD" (It WAS a basic knot he wanted)
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John Lee posted:I spent a while perfecting the ian knot, and I was always poor with knots. Only regretted it once, last year when my father was trying to tell me how to tie a rope onto a stick like he wanted me to. I always go by the mantra of "If you can't tie knots, tie lots". I do know a bunch of fancy knots but most of the time I can't be arsed doing it correctly so 'LOTS" it is!
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Lizard Combatant posted:I love how seriously he takes it. No joke though, I've referred to his site a bunch of times for the guide to optimal lacing for the number of eyelets on your boots. Professor Shoelace is 100% earnest and an absolute gift to the world https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6miiyk (go to 9:33 or so)
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Pastry of the Year posted:Professor Shoelace is 100% earnest and an absolute gift to the world I read that as 'shoenice' haha
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Esplanade posted:This just turned up on my Twitter feed: "FOOL! Thanos toots as he pleases!"
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Captain Invictus posted:What sorts of stores, if there are any, would be good to find trash like that in the Boston/Lowell area? I would love to go on bootleg-hunting trips but the stores like Tuesday Morning shut down near me. Unless they got kicked out in the couple of years since I last went, the bootlegs sold right on the street in Boston Chinatown, next to the subway station is always a good source of fun. As is every random store in Chinatown. Plus you can get some really good dim sum while you're out there, so really there are no downsides.
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Screaming Idiot posted:Frozzin and Spoodermeng! That's just Newspaper Spider-Man after all the head injuries he's taken.
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Esplanade posted:This just turned up on my Twitter feed:
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EorayMel posted:Youtube poops live on in 2018. Sort of. Winnie the Pooh is chilling with Howard the Duck up in the window.
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I just saw something puzzling in the supermarket. Knockoff Pickle Rick costume? The weird part is that they have like a dozen copies of this one costume, and I didn't see any other adult costumes at all. Because it's a supermarket, not a costume store. 
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Facebook Aunt posted:I just saw something puzzling in the supermarket. Pickles are just one of those things that are funny, I guess. Like bacon.
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The MSJ posted:Pickles are just one of those things that are funny, I guess. Like bacon. The MSJ posted:Like bacon. The MSJ posted:bacon.
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The MSJ posted:Pickles are just one of those things that are funny, I guess. Like bacon. "Words with a K in it area funny. Pickle. Pickle is funny." - The Sunshine Boys, by Neil Simonnn
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The MSJ posted:Pickles are just one of those things that are funny, I guess. Like bacon. I don't want a pickle I just want to ride my motorsickle And I don't want a tickle I just want to ride my motorsickle And I don't want to die I just want to ride my motorcy cle
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I just want to drive my Auto Increible
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Facebook Aunt posted:I just saw something puzzling in the supermarket.
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