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jodai posted:I'm pretty sure there's a horror story that starts like this but they start bringing him teeth and bones and more birds come and pretty soon he's getting hundreds of small human teeth and bones. And that's why you should never feed tooth fairies
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jodai posted:I'm pretty sure there's a horror story that starts like this but they start bringing him teeth and bones and more birds come and pretty soon he's getting hundreds of small human teeth and bones. Your summary was scarier than the creepypasta itself.
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Oct 1, 2018 17:04
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Crows absolutely are smart enough to do that, there's a little girl in Seattle who has befriended the crows in her area by feeding them and they bring her gifts. Her mom dropped a lens cap in an alley and a crow brought it back and washed it off in their birdbath.
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Oct 1, 2018 17:27
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There's a big difference between trading trinkets and literally bringing cash for the "good" bread.
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Oct 1, 2018 18:14
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Since I learned that crows drop nuts on the highway because cars break them and they pull the plastic of garbage bins up to get the food to come up I'll believe anything about crows' intelligence. If you tell me a crow wrote a book I'll believe it
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orange sky posted:Since I learned that crows drop nuts on the highway because cars break them and they pull the plastic of garbage bins up to get the food to come up I'll believe anything about crows' intelligence. If you tell me a crow wrote a book I'll believe it Hey guy. A crow wrote a book once. poo poo was cray
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Oct 1, 2018 18:29
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Holy poo poo that's awesome
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Oct 1, 2018 18:30
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Crows are actually dumb as hell. All the so-called "research" you see about their intelligence has actually been faked, by crows.
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Nostradingus posted:Crows are actually dumb as hell. All the so-called "research" you see about their intelligence has actually been faked, by crows. That's what they want you to think!
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Oct 1, 2018 19:30
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This whole thread is in the pocket of Big Corvid 
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AlbieQuirky posted:Big Corvid
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Totes adorbs, I think I'll name him Kevin
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That's clearly a Dave.
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Oct 1, 2018 20:34
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I feed the crows at my local park all the time and they've never brought me poo poo. These stories are lies spread by crows to make people want to feed them
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bike tory posted:I feed the crows at my local park all the time and they've never brought me poo poo. These stories are lies spread by crows to make people want to feed them If you read the original news story about the girl who gets gifts from crows, they consult with an ornithologist who both says that it happens and sounds really depressed when he says it never happened to him.
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orange sky posted:Since I learned that crows drop nuts on the highway because cars break them and they pull the plastic of garbage bins up to get the food to come up I'll believe anything about crows' intelligence. If you tell me a crow wrote a book I'll believe it They even do it on crosswalks, then wait for the walk sign to go get the meat.
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How many screenshots of Tumblr conversations ever involve stuff that actually happened?
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Barudak posted:Or you end up with hopless addict birds breaking into your house sitting on the bust of lenore shouting “need to score!” I'm sorry, I can't let this go. The bust was of Pallas. Lenore was just his dead wife.
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"The Senate Judiciary Committee on Wednesday released the full text of Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh's prepared testimony." C'mon, guys, at least try.
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that ruff 
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This actually happened to a friend of mine in highschool.
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your friend in high school had an 8-year-old?
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snack eater posted:your friend in high school had an 8-year-old? Yes and they both grew up to be...? That's right, Al and Bort Einstein!
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Who let's their 8 year old listen to a woman testifying about the time she was drugged and raped as a teenager? People were bitching about having to explain what a blow job was to their 8 year olds during the Clinton years, now you can just hand your kid the ipad and some headphones while you watch the news.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/9kvg79/met_a_festival_chick_that_gave_me_the_weirdest/ I met this beautiful girl at a festival. She was tall probably about 6 foot. Long greasy hair she was definitely wooked out, never seen someone so beautiful. Anyways I found out she’s only 18 and still in school. I said that’s fine I’m not about to judge I’m only 20 myself. We need a lot of lsd together and really had a great night at this festival. So we talk about hanging out and she’s very busy person between work and school, so she convinces me to come to school with her one day. I said “you’re home schooled won’t anyone notice” and she said no I’ll be fine. Okay this girl is a lot of fun but she was definitely off her rocker and I should’ve realized this before I stared agreeing to dumb poo poo. Okay so whatever I agree to this. I wake up around 6 she tells me to meet her at the bus stop. I was confused cause she’s home schooled and she was already at home when she woke up. She told me her parents wanted to make it an authentic experience. Okay whatever I meet her and we take the bus back to her house cause whatever at this point. We walk into her house and her mom says “looks like we have a new student, it’s been awhile, welcome I am Mrs. Albertson.” I sit down and we’re going over English it’s pretty boring and less weird than I thought. I look over and I see her dad, he’s dressed as the janitor, he’s mopping the hallway, he was a jump suit and a fake mustache. Weird. Anyways we go on with the lesson, I have to go the bathroom. As I pass him he whispers to me “hey bud get out while you can.” At this point I’m like tf is going on. Anyways, I pee and come back. At this point he had changed his clothes and he was now teaching, without the fake mustache. This day keeps getting weirder. He’s teaching science but honestly it seems like he had no idea what he was talking about. Whatever I wasn’t really expecting to learn anything I was just doing it cause I was into this girl. I look over into the kitchen and now the mom is dressed like a cheer leader, pig tails uniform and all. We had a break in between lessons and the mom came over and started bullying the daughter. Started calling her names and letting her know she’s not coming to any parties cause no one liked her. At this point I needed to get the gently caress out. I see the back door and at this point the mom is gone. I tell the dad I have to pee. As I start walking a closest door opens and I get pulled into the closet. It’s the mom, this time dressed as some goth chick. I’m like what are we doing in here and she kept going on and on and on about how she hates the government and doesn’t trust it and we’re always being watched and this is the only safe place to talk. Then out of no where she stared making out with me, which I didn’t totally hate cause she was kind of hot for a mom. I hear a knock on the door. It’s the dad. He’s saying “its professor bigglesworth it’s time to continue the lesson.” She tells me to go. I walk out and I run for the door and I never looked back. Never talked to that girl again. Lesson here folks watch out for the weird people you’ll meet at a festival. EDIT: According to the Reddit comments, it's loosely based on this movie scene. felch me daddy jr. has a new favorite as of 08:00 on Oct 3, 2018 |
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I had to stop feeding the crows near me because I was worried they were starting to go overboard. Three times in the space of as many weeks I was in the front yard and a crow would land nearby with a dying pigeon, stab it with its beak and pull its guts out, then fly off. It was either a blood sacrifice or a warning to give them more food.
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It was both
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Most of the time I encounter crows I end up cursing at them because whenever I am golfing they always seem to time their caw outbursts right in the middle of my backswing and I end up hitting it into the woods. At least, that's the excuse I'm going with instead of acknowledging that I might just suck at golf.
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They're not saying caw they're saying fore!
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Most of the time I encounter crows I end up cursing at them because whenever I am golfing they always seem to time their caw outbursts right in the middle of my backswing and I end up hitting it into the woods.
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Splicer posted:Maybe they like loving with golfers Maybe they’re saying “why’d you cut down all the trees to build this lovely field?”
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Splicer posted:Maybe they like loving with golfers Truly they are the most human of birds.
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Adding dried oregano to an already completed soup is truly the pinnacle of culinary might, and worth free dining for life for sure
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Oct 4, 2018 00:42
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lmao, oregano the most flavorful of spices.
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Turtlicious posted:lmao, oregano the most flavorful of spices. Drying it just makes the flavor multiply!
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I add a drop of a homeopathic distillation of oregano, you wouldn't believe how much flavor it adds
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My 4-month old told me the gerber strained peas baby food needed more salt and well, badda bing badda boom, now I'm the CEO.
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