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April
Jul 3, 2006


Perhaps a hamster posted:

I'm just trying to think of a book of his that actually is set in a 'dark castle' and drawing a blank, apart from Eyes of the Dragon.

Same. I'm wondering if OP heard that a lot of his books tie into The Dark Tower, and was trying to avoid that whole giant metaverse tangle, without paying too much attention to it?

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Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

Kings go to setting is Small Town, USA in about 97% of his work. Just avoid The Dark Tower books and you'll be fine on that account. That being said, I think the world of DT is one of the more interesting bits of it.

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

BiggerBoat posted:

There's a lot of King books without a "lovely setting". Geez, that's the least of his issues as a writer. Chrsitine, Cujo, The Stand, Dead Zone, The Mist, Shawshank, 11/23/63, Long Walk, IT, Pet Semetary, Joyland, Delores Claiborne...none of these suffer from the setting at all.

Come to think of it, I'd say he's rather GOOD at establishing a setting for the most part.

i know, i just picked the three most interesting settings as a counter to his thesis

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat
it is also worth stressing that the dark tower novels do not literally take place inside of a dark tower

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

Yeah, it’s actually very well lit tower

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
:saddowns: maybe I should have Googled that before posting.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Perhaps a hamster posted:

I'm just trying to think of a book of his that actually is set in a 'dark castle' and drawing a blank, apart from Eyes of the Dragon.

Which tbf is a YA book. And, I think a particularly good one but I'm biased

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

Attitude Indicator posted:

Yeah, it’s actually very well lit tower

remarkably so

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
I'm going for a stroll this week and my Apple Watch beeps to tell me I'm on a 20:17 mile pace and my first thought is, 'gently caress I'm not surviving this Long Walk'.

Inspector 34 posted:

Yeah I maybe came across a little harsher than I intended. I was mostly surprised a person ended up with UTD when there are so, so many iconic books to choose from. Just kinda weird.

Picking Under the Dome as your first King book is like picking Go Set a Watchman as your first Harper Lee book. I'm not saying it's a bad book, but you're not doing yourself any favors. I'm personally a fan of Cujo or Carrie as babby's first King. But I haven't read Cujo in a long while so maybe it hasn't held up.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

my first was the Talisman. you're the herd now, Jackie :getin:

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Krispy Wafer posted:

I'm going for a stroll this week and my Apple Watch beeps to tell me I'm on a 20:17 mile pace and my first thought is, 'gently caress I'm not surviving this Long Walk'.


Picking Under the Dome as your first King book is like picking Go Set a Watchman as your first Harper Lee book. I'm not saying it's a bad book, but you're not doing yourself any favors. I'm personally a fan of Cujo or Carrie as babby's first King. But I haven't read Cujo in a long while so maybe it hasn't held up.

Cujo catches a lot of poo poo around here for some reason. It's one of my favorite books of King's though and reads really fast. I'd go with The Dead Zone as a starter but that may be because that was my first King novel.

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

a
my first was the Talisman. you're the herd now, Jackie :getin:

drat. I'm surprised you kept going. I hate the Straub cross overs.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

BiggerBoat posted:

drat. I'm surprised you kept going. I hate the Straub cross overs.

13 is the perfect age for that book.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
The Talisman was awesome and inspired my love now for cold off-season beaches.

But I’m changing my vote from Cujo to The Dead Zone. That was a creepy book and the movie was surprisingly good too for an early 1980’s King movie.

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007
cujo is awful

navyjack
Jul 15, 2006



Carrie owns, and unlike many King novels (and horror novels in general) it sticks the landing.

Still though, The short story collections are where I would have anybody start with King if I wanted them to keep going.

Khizan
Jul 30, 2013


The Talisman is carried almost entirely by Wolf. He's the only thing that anybody mentions or remembers about the book.

That aside, the best starter king is either Night Shift or The Dead Zone.

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007
the dead zone is extremely good (book, movie and dbz ova)

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat
cujo is very bad. one of the few scenes i remember from it is the guy jacking off and nutting all over the bedsheets, and this being an important plot point

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Khizan posted:

The Talisman is carried almost entirely by Wolf. He's the only thing that anybody mentions or remembers about the book.

That aside, the best starter king is either Night Shift or The Dead Zone.

Someone ITT recommended a podcast called The Loser's Club and they did a pretty good summation of how The Talisman reads today. They got a LOT of groans out of it but also a lot of fun, iirc. And like you or I most if not all of them were doing a reread.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

My first was Insomnia and gently caress all the haters I still love that book.

My second was Rose Madder and...let's just say I'm glad King had a decent back catalogue to go to after that.

April
Jul 3, 2006


hyper from Pixie Sticks posted:

My first was Insomnia and gently caress all the haters I still love that book.

My second was Rose Madder and...let's just say I'm glad King had a decent back catalogue to go to after that.

I know I'm a minority, and it's been ages since I read it, but I loved Rose Madder. I'm a big mythology nerd, and I loved that aspect, as well as a lot of the little, realistic feminine details (arms aching after trying to get a hairstyle right, for example).

Also, I'm currently geeking out over Norman's calling his tracking of a person as "trolling". I just last night started reading a book about the BTK killer, and he used the same term for stalking women he wanted to kill. It's a weird coincidence, and kind of eerie, the way SK, in writing a sociopath, inadvertently channeled a real one.

(If anyone is interested in the BTK book, here's a link: https://www.amazon.com/Bind-Torture-Kill-Inside-Serial/dp/0061373958/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1538393897&sr=8-1&keywords=bind+torture+kill )

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer
My introduction to King was Night shift, followed by Pet Sematary.

Yeah, it was hosed up. I wouldn't change it.

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


I forgot to bring any books on a family camping trip to Maine when I was 10 years old, so my mom let me read her copy of Christine. Then, since I never complained about it scaring me, she figured I could just read whatever King books I wanted from her shelf, so I read IT and then the Shining. hosed me up probably but oh well.

Karmine
Oct 23, 2003

If you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine.
I read the Shining first, maybe partly because it's one of his more famous books, but mainly because I was way into Friends and I remembered that episode where Joey gets Rachel to read the Shining and she gets him to read Little Women and they end up spoiling both stories for each other.

Roydrowsy
May 6, 2007

My mom gave me a tattered copy of Thinner to start out in 5th grade, followed by Cujo... and I was hooked.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
No one ever says their first King book was Tommyknockers because if you read Tommyknockers first you never read another King book.

April
Jul 3, 2006


My first King book was The Shining, when I was 10. I've been not-right ever since.

FreezingInferno
Jul 15, 2010

THERE.
WILL.
BE.
NO.
BATTLE.
HERE!
While we're all sharing, I started with The Dead Zone.

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL
Mine was either Needful Things or maybe Thinner. Burned through as many as I could find once I got started though. I'm also kind of a fan of Insomnia like some others have mentioned. But it's probably been 15+ years since I last read it so maybe I'd feel differently now.

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat
age 13, 'salem's lot, followed by the stand

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007

Krispy Wafer posted:

No one ever says their first King book was Tommyknockers because if you read Tommyknockers first you never read another King book.

my first king book was Tommyknockers because i got hooked by the movie adaptation

granted little ten-year old me watched it when i was laid up with the flu so it was probably more interesting than it should have been

(it's still one of his best books)

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
The first King book I read was the Gunslinger when I was like 25, because I was lazy and his books all looked really long. I didn't realize they're all in old-people giant print. Also I have a really pretentious family that looked down on modern pulpy horror for some reason.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



My first King book was Night Shift. I found it at a yard sale when I was eleven and bought it for a quarter. I loved it almost immediately. "Children of the Corn", "The Ledge" and "Quitters, Inc." are still three of my favorite short stories.

I love his short story collections and always snatch them up when I see them. I think I have a complete collection.

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Oct 30, 2009

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I was 12 or so and I started randomly reading parts of IT. Gave me nightmares but I kept reading until my mom had to start hiding the book from me. I remember the cover was the green claw coming out of the sewer.

Also I liked the talisman tried reading black house like 3 times and never got more than 50 pages.

ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





Krispy Wafer posted:

No one ever says their first King book was Tommyknockers because if you read Tommyknockers first you never read another King book.

It was actually my first King book. Borrowed it from my uncle.

An Actual Princess
Dec 23, 2006

Krispy Wafer posted:

No one ever says their first King book was Tommyknockers because if you read Tommyknockers first you never read another King book.

Mine was Tommyknockers actually and I loved it

Ornamented Death
Jan 25, 2006

Pew pew!

The Eyes of the Dragon here, but only because some other jerk had checked out The Gunslinger.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

ConfusedUs posted:

It was actually my first King book. Borrowed it from my uncle.

Overwatch Porn posted:

Mine was Tommyknockers actually and I loved it

Man, who would have thought. I read Tommyknockers at the height of my high school King fanboy period and it just slammed the brakes on that. It was a decade before I picked up another one of his books.

But my biggest Stephen King disappointment ever was Shawshank Redemption. It was really boring compared to the movie.

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back
If I'm remembering middle school correctly, I think I started with the Bachman books, then Needful Things, then Firestarter

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Krispy Wafer posted:

Man, who would have thought. I read Tommyknockers at the height of my high school King fanboy period and it just slammed the brakes on that. It was a decade before I picked up another one of his books.

But my biggest Stephen King disappointment ever was Shawshank Redemption. It was really boring compared to the movie.

I read it during puberty and iirc found one of the sex parts hot :wtc:

E: Tommyknockers I mean

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