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Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

maswastaken posted:

I don't see deep state AT&T preventing anyone from making a phone call or sending a text message.

I mean that's part of their anti-net neutrality efforts, so it's possible.

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T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

comcast isn't out, the market is perfect. The reason the internet keeps going out is the DEEP STATE HACKING YOUR PACE MAKER!!

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Tetracube posted:



might be satire, might not be, either way I hope it's circulating because lmao

my father in law might share this unironically. He's always baffled why he never sees anything from me on FB and I don't have the heart to tell him "you're on some rando list and unsubscribed because you're a tremendous rear end in a top hat and I don't need 20 "DOES HILLARY NEED TO BE IN JAIL FOR WHAT SHE DID TO KAVANAUGH?!? CLICK LIKE AND SHARE IF YOU AGREE!" memes

Slowpoke Rodriguez
Jun 20, 2009
When they make Washington D.C. a state they should rename it the Deep State to mess with right-wing conspiracy theorists .

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

Tetracube posted:



might be satire, might not be, either way I hope it's circulating because lmao
I try so hard not to post more crap from estranged parents forums and then this got posted, oh man

On the SNL skit:

quote:

They were afraid to make fun of Ford. This shows how they view men as strong and women as weak. This skit is a slam on women and they are oblivious to it.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

White women smiling with vegetables.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
I do like veggies and smiling.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Is it from an infomercial, a second before she slips and injures herself with a cucumber, complaining "There has to be a better way"?

Stoatbringer has a new favorite as of 20:50 on Oct 1, 2018

Galactic Cat
Jun 21, 2018

Lacey posted:

I dunno, her smile just makes me laugh

Like havin the happiest time standing between my two bad kitchen flower arrangements, smearing cream cheese spread from a tub I hid

Noted bad flower arrangements: a bouquet of tulips. You're hanging an awful lot of context on "photo of tv cooking person making some sort of popper."

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



Idiot social media counts, right?

https://twitter.com/Twitter/status/1046852972221620224

Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

Guess where this lollipop's going?

Galactic Cat posted:

Noted bad flower arrangements: a bouquet of tulips. You're hanging an awful lot of context on "photo of tv cooking person making some sort of popper."
It was literally dropped in. It's a bad arrangement. God I'm so mad you don't get it that I now have to calm down by looking at some wannabe influencer with a basic necklace, lame hair and a big shiteating grin make gross food in her motherfucking

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Was I here I saw posts about Kavanaugh being hailed as an incel hero because he claimed he never hosed in college or something? I ask because:

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1046598091888037893



Chad! :argh:

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
loving Chads.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Skwirl posted:

loving Chads.

Exactly.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/AGoldmund/status/1046164814995886080

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

trickybiscuits posted:

I try so hard not to post more crap from estranged parents forums and then this got posted, oh man

On the SNL skit:

please post more from the estranged parents forums. It'll make people bring up their own poo poo but they're looking for any excuse to do that anyway, don't punish the rest of us by holding back.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012


I hope Q keeps going after people with the financial means to sue them into dust.

It reminds me of when a Q follower accused Christine Tiegen of being part of Pizzagate.
Tiegen threatened a lawsuit so the Q graciously offered to bump her down from perpetrator to accomplice.

https://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/hip-hop/8085816/teigen-legend-pizzagate-conspiracy-timeline

Transmogrifier
Dec 10, 2004


Systems at max!

Lipstick Apathy

I like this one myself:

https://twitter.com/KT_So_It_Goes/status/1046856791492055043

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Everyone's favourite fat fetishist is doing dumb poo poo again

https://babe.net/2018/09/28/the-curvy-wife-guy-is-threatening-to-sue-babe-dot-net-80193/amp?__twitter_impression=true


Babe posted:

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We will not be intimidated! We will not be silenced! We will stand up for our – and your – First Amendment rights! You, the readers of babe dot net deserve to know that in our opinion, the Curvy Wife Guy's book sucks an entire rear end.

Clarence
May 3, 2012

Skwirl posted:

loving Chads.

More like hanging Chad, if he annoys the wrong people enough.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Two Beans posted:

Maybe it's not so much a deep state threat as it is a more sinister origin...anime.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kabedon

:yikes:

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Henchman of Santa posted:

This person threw a temper tantrum about Jason Isbell having a song about racism called “White Man’s World” and when he politely told her to gently caress off she was like “I triggered Jason Isbell”

McAllister is also an Obama Boner Truther, so keep that in mind whenever you read anything completely absurd and nonsensical from her. She's not a grifter, she's almost certainly authentic brain-damaged Chud.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Obama Boner Truther,

no, no, go back and explain this part

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

LordSaturn posted:

no, no, go back and explain this part

"Michelle Obama is a MAN," I assume

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010


i made a meme

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Midnight Voyager posted:

"Michelle Obama is a MAN," I assume

I know people (racists and assholes) will make jokes about Michelle being a crossdresser or a transgender for having the audacity to have biceps and wear a sleeveless dress, but how do people who actually think it's true explain the daughters?

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

Skwirl posted:

I know people (racists and assholes) will make jokes about Michelle being a crossdresser or a transgender for having the audacity to have biceps and wear a sleeveless dress, but how do people who actually think it's true explain the daughters?

Adopted or stolen.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

I have some Sherlock-Werewolf porn that posits a possibility, presumably funded by Planned Parenthood to up the number of gay abortions.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Palemdromes posted:

racist foaming at the mouth barks of the n-word

ftfy

Angry Salami
Jul 27, 2013

Don't trust the skull.

Skwirl posted:

I know people (racists and assholes) will make jokes about Michelle being a crossdresser or a transgender for having the audacity to have biceps and wear a sleeveless dress, but how do people who actually think it's true explain the daughters?

Obviously, Barack is secretly a woman. Duh.

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Angry Salami posted:

Obviously, Barack is secretly a woman. Duh.

you say that as a joke, but I have seen that 'theory' that he's also trans

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Oct 30, 2009

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Midnight Voyager posted:

Michelle Obama... is a MAN! with a 'HOOK'

nashona
May 8, 2014

Though she be but little, she is fierce


An old coworker posted this.

There's so much wrong but I feel like the bird is giving a thumbs down to Kermit's crotch.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Midnight Voyager posted:

you say that as a joke, but I have seen that 'theory' that he's also trans

That makes no sense, how could Barack Obama be a gay hooker if he's secretly a woman?

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

nashona posted:

An old coworker posted this.

There's so much wrong but I feel like the bird is giving a thumbs down to Kermit's crotch.



Don't insult known smart man Jordan Peterson itt tyvm. This is the thread for idiots, and their bait.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Yes.

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

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Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
https://twitter.com/scottadamssays/status/1045384126704930816?s=21

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