Michael Avenatti: Basta would've won

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when will people take this thread seriously
	when he declared officially his candidacy in the dem primary
	when he wins his first state primary or caucus
	HA HA HA How Is Toxxing Real Like Just Walk Away From The Basta
	lol ya'll toxxed for basta
	you loving morons

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Majorian: Jul 1, 2009

velvet milkman posted:

pretty sure everyone likes it

S-shut up, Bastaman! It's not like I like you or anything...

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# ? Oct 2, 2018 16:41

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 17:43

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Smythe posted:

Basta

# ? Oct 2, 2018 16:41

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

within this thread i have found the hope needed to continue trudging through this trumpian hell. by the power of basta we will banish that foul demon and restore justice to the lands

# ? Oct 2, 2018 16:41

HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

Smythe posted:

within this thread i have found the hope needed to continue trudging through this trumpian hell. by the power of basta we will banish that foul demon and restore justice to the lands

BASTA

# ? Oct 2, 2018 16:42

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

the replies to his more aggressive tweets are an even mix of grim faced libs sayin stuff like "I hate that he's the best candidate but he's the best candidate right now" and xxxtreme thirst

any bowties who tut tut him for not being decorous are immediately dogpiled lol

# ? Oct 2, 2018 16:42

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Smythe posted:

within this thread i have found the hope needed to continue trudging through this trumpian hell. by the power of basta we will banish that foul demon and restore justice to the lands

inshallbasta

# ? Oct 2, 2018 16:42

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

BASTA

Epic High Five posted:

inshallbasta

# ? Oct 2, 2018 16:44

velvet milkman: Feb 13, 2012; by R. Guyovich

Majorian posted:

S-shut up, Bastaman! It's not like I like you or anything...

basta san~~~~~ :ohdear:

# ? Oct 2, 2018 16:45

THOT PATROL: Nov 16, 2017

are there any anime-style pinup drawings of Big Basta yet

# ? Oct 2, 2018 16:57

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

Epic High Five posted:

the replies to his more aggressive tweets are an even mix of grim faced libs sayin stuff like "I hate that he's the best candidate but he's the best candidate right now" and xxxtreme thirst

any bowties who tut tut him for not being decorous are immediately dogpiled lol

it is extremely good and funny that he makes bitchmade libs just as mad as repubs

# ? Oct 2, 2018 16:59

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

THOT PATROL posted:

are there any anime-style pinup drawings of Big Basta yet

he's going to sell body pillows on his campaign website

and they will always be sold out

# ? Oct 2, 2018 17:00

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

THOT PATROL posted:

are there any anime-style pinup drawings of Big Basta yet

replace satan with basta

# ? Oct 2, 2018 17:04

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

UrbicaMortis posted:

https://twitter.com/TheAtlantic/status/1046970508888170497

Hey, that's our word

# ? Oct 2, 2018 17:16

Wolfsheim: Dec 23, 2003; "Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

UrbicaMortis posted:

https://twitter.com/TheAtlantic/status/1046970508888170497

*drops to knees*

But what...what of our norms, sir??

*begins wailing and gnashing teeth*

# ? Oct 2, 2018 17:29

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

it's becoming so obvious that these "norms" are literally only there to keep the left in check

# ? Oct 2, 2018 18:06

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

Al! posted:

it's becoming so obvious that these "norms" are literally only there to keep the left in check

# ? Oct 2, 2018 18:07

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

zegermans posted:

chuck was also good and correct about everything though

look at this zegermans post. shut the gently caress up zegermans

# ? Oct 2, 2018 18:14

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

triple sulk posted:

hes going to loving win lol

# ? Oct 2, 2018 18:15

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

triple sulk posted:

this is the ideal basta body

you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

headcanon bastazaddy

# ? Oct 2, 2018 18:17

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

Al! posted:

it's becoming so obvious that these "norms" are literally only there to keep the left in check

absolutely but not sure what that has to do with avenatti

# ? Oct 2, 2018 18:17

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Smythe posted:

within this thread i have found the hope needed to continue trudging through this trumpian hell. by the power of basta we will banish that foul demon and restore justice to the lands

# ? Oct 2, 2018 18:18

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Al! posted:

it's becoming so obvious that these "norms" are literally only there to keep the left in check

uh oh I hear an op-ed columnist typing up a finger wagging response to this as we speak!!

# ? Oct 2, 2018 18:21

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

smythe since this thread has provided you solace maybe change the name to "Avenhottie believes in fighting fire with fire. While smoldering."

# ? Oct 2, 2018 18:22

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

absolutely but not sure what that has to do with avenatti

he gonna win

# ? Oct 2, 2018 18:23

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

absolutely but not sure what that has to do with avenatti

i appreciate your dedication to keeping your favorite thread about your favorite candidate on topic, but he was mentioned in the tweet

for real though i think that the libs have just fingered him as "the trump of the left" and are going to boost his signal like idiots because liberals don't believe in signal boosting despite the fact that they got trump elected that way

# ? Oct 2, 2018 18:24

Rogue Copter Pilot: Apr 12, 2005; a dead whale or a stove boat

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

absolutely but not sure what that has to do with avenatti

dumb take

# ? Oct 2, 2018 18:24

U-DO Burger: Nov 12, 2007

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

absolutely but not sure what that has to do with avenatti

it's a conservative column, it doesn't need to make sense

# ? Oct 2, 2018 18:26

U-DO Burger: Nov 12, 2007

nah sheng-ji yang is right, the article is trying to say that dems crossed a line by pointing out that kavanaugh is an evil sex pest because it makes conservatives want to confirm him more because their only joy in life is owning the libs, and that just because finding out that kavanaugh is a serial rapist made them want to confirm him even more, that doesn't make them Rape Apologists� and it's really mean to call them that

avenatti is just a lawyer atm and isn't even an elected official yet so trying to blame the breakdown of political decorum on him is loving dumb but i guess that just goes to show how shook he makes everyone because they know he's gonna win lol

# ? Oct 2, 2018 18:33

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