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Fuzzy Mammal posted:i think it was in this thread we made fun of natural cycles the smartphone app + thermometer contraceptive that obviously didn't work at all. well it got fda approval this month so everyone keep an eye out for the scootenfruity over the coming quarters. apparently it's the only method of birth control beyond abstinence they're allowed to mention in title x clinics. unbelievable. those title x changes were announced and completed the public comment period, but no final rules have been published it’s expected that they’ll announce an end to hormonal contraception, but until the final rule is out there has not been any change. who knows, maybe they’ll just quietly walk away from a move that every mainstream medical association has condemned
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i still love that we live in a time when some euro physicists were able to make and app and get funding for Catholicism 
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Soricidus posted:was hoping for an amazon link you were looking in the wrong department https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07HCWVSJQ or a more modern version: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07HC9QX58
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:i think it was in this thread we made fun of natural cycles the smartphone app + thermometer contraceptive that obviously didn't work at all. well it got fda approval this month so everyone keep an eye out for the scootenfruity over the coming quarters. apparently it's the only method of birth control beyond abstinence they're allowed to mention in title x clinics. unbelievable. it was, also a person from sweden or something informed us that actually it's fine, and totally respected as a valid birth control method out there, and we're just being weird about calling the rhythm method "birth control". also please ignore the class action lawsuit being brought by women who used the app and ended up with unwanted pregnancies. they were just doing it wrong.
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infernal machines posted:it was, also a person from sweden or something informed us that actually it's fine, and totally respected as a valid birth control method out there, and we're just being weird about calling the rhythm method "birth control". my favorite part of that story was where the app gave the author a green light, she had sex, and then later that day it re-calculated and decided actually no, today is a fertile day, don't have sex and then she got prangent
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look, the method is sound, you just need perfect information about your body to use it properly and any changes caused by diet or stress or temperature or whatever will make it completely invalid. it's perfectly functional birth control, for robots
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rhythm method only works well if the woman takes plan b after having sex, i thought this was well known. not feeling a lot of sympathy for anyone having unprotected sex and thinking pregnancy definitely won't happen because an app said so
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...yes inducing a period after sex probably will go a long way towards preventing pregnancy. i do believe you've cracked the case mitnick!
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Sagebrush posted:one of my dad's friends is this very gregarious old italian guy who would come over for dinner regularly when i was a kid. in his spare time he had a pretty decent stand-up comedy act where he'd tell stories about growing up as an italian-canadian and so on.
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ladies absolutely love it when you suggest they take a plan b
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Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:rhythm method only works well if the woman takes plan b after having sex, i thought this was well known. not feeling a lot of sympathy for anyone having unprotected sex and thinking pregnancy definitely won't happen because an app said so just dont pee in their butts. thats how girls get pragnent.
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President Beep posted:just dont pee in their butts. thats how girls get pragnent. well now you tell me
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infernal machines posted:look, the method is sound, you just need perfect information about your body to use it properly and any changes caused by diet or stress or temperature or whatever will make it completely invalid. what’s really cool is that it’s all predicated upon the lady accurately taking their temperature immediately upon waking up every morning and carefully tracking that for at least a month and ofc there’s a huge margin of error even if you’ve got training hope u liek forming babby
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yeah, i knew of a couple appcessory startups that were just a BLE thermometer in a bra
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Roosevelt posted:ladies absolutely love it when you suggest they take a plan b perhaps you do not broach the topic with sufficient delicacy, Roosevelt
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IUDs/vasectomies should be available for no charge to anyone in the US who has their doctor's go ahead. there should even be cash incentives to get them. there's nothing quite as destructive to a young person's life (both parent and child) as an unplanned/unprepared for pregnancy.
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Stringent posted:IUDs/vasectomies should be available for no charge to anyone in the US who has their doctor's go ahead. there should even be cash incentives to get them. there's nothing quite as destructive to a young person's life (both parent and child) as an unplanned/unprepared for pregnancy. ya, also alternatives should also be free for those not medically able to use those specific methods. but apparently common sense policy == brave new world comes to fruition tomorrow and the world ends or something.
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the boomers need more laborers to help prop them up in their dotage.
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that's something that shits me off consistently. ppl want others held to stricter standards for dog ownership than having children.
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the freedom to reproduce (but not necessarily prevent such) is viewed by many as a basic human right. not so much pet ownership.
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President Beep posted:the boomers need more laborers to help prop them up in their dotage. hey you know what can prop people up? the frame of a guillotine, temporarily
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jit bull transpile posted:ya, also alternatives should also be free for those not medically able to use those specific methods. bring this world of warm prophylactics to me now
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Munkeymon posted:hey you know what can prop people up? the frame of a guillotine, temporarily 
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i hope they use my femur as a support joist
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Ciaphas posted:i hope they use my femur as a support joist happy halloween motherfuckers. 
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its very cool to chat about what kinds of people shouldn't be allowed to reproduce and... hold on, gently caress, we're in eugenics country now. when did this happen? aw beans
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CommunistPancake posted:its very cool to chat about what kinds of people shouldn't be allowed to reproduce and... hold on, gently caress, we're in eugenics country now. when did this happen? aw beans right, this is where a lot of people go, but i don't understand why? how is preventing unplanned pregnancies eugenics?
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Stringent posted:right, this is where a lot of people go, but i don't understand why? how is preventing unplanned pregnancies eugenics? I’d guess it’s probably the part where you suggested cash incentives for poors to not breed
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Soricidus posted:I’d guess it’s probably the part where you suggested cash incentives for poors to not breed My idea was that the incentive would serve to motivate young people, who are rather notorious for not taking care of stuff like this without incentive. Where do you get your image of an adult who would forgo having a child they wanted and were prepared to care for in lieu of a bit of ready cash?
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i wonder if peter thiel does dialysis  before injecting the fresh blood of youths, why strain ur organs when a machine can do it for u???
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qirex posted:this isn't really rech bubble but monster cable is a consistent source of funny computer How can you be too much of a scammer even for telemarketing?
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Stringent posted:IUDs/vasectomies should be available for no charge to anyone in the US who has their doctor's go ahead. there should even be cash incentives to get them. there's nothing quite as destructive to a young person's life (both parent and child) as an unplanned/unprepared for pregnancy. nudge nudge ur too poor for kids nudge nudge i know what u need, its sterility nudge nudge P.S. freal tho it sucks theres no iud-alike for men
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Stringent posted:My idea was that the incentive would serve to motivate young people, who are rather notorious for not taking care of stuff like this without incentive. Where do you get your image of an adult who would forgo having a child they wanted and were prepared to care for in lieu of a bit of ready cash? those wicked poors, always having children they aren't prepared to care for in their vain shortsightedness
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There was a male hormone pill but it was discontinued in human trials because it had too many side effects about half of what a woman's pill has
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have 2 two kids at 18 so you can go to doc and say "doc im done having kids snip the poo poo out of my vas deferens". and then at 36 kick those turdlings out and enjoy ur life
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Bhodi posted:There was a male hormone pill but it was discontinued in human trials because it had too many side effects about half of what a woman's pill has there's the other one where you put it in a man's shoe and it makes him limp.
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Bhodi posted:There was a male hormone pill but it was discontinued in human trials because it had too many side effects about half of what a woman's pill has the problems with those is that they're way more sensitive because the dosage is much smaller and needs to be taken uninterrupted for much longer. but there are a few in human trials right now still from what i understand it's a much more sensitive system in general which is where all the problems come from and why vasectomy has been a thing for so long
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Bhodi posted:There was a male hormone pill but it was discontinued in human trials because it had too many side effects about half of what a woman's pill has https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4762912/#!po=6.61765 seems like it’s significantly less effective than female hormonal contraceptive - up to 4.5% or more compared to 0.3%
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