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defaultluser posted:I know I' asking too much here from the Professional Worrier (TM), but you should stop worrying about the Bengals. Almost every year they win the division is because they SWEPT the division, and then stumble their way through four-five other close games with lovely teams. kawa isnt talking about records in this year or success. he cares about lifetime records vs teams, he gets real mad and starts screaming fire harbaugh if some matchups fall below .500 lifetime. like if the ravens won the superbowl 5 times in a row but somehow lost to the r*dsk*ns 5 times in that span he would want the entire team burnt to the ground
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defaultluser posted:I know I' asking too much here from the Professional Worrier (TM), but you should stop worrying about the Bengals. Almost every year they win the division is because they SWEPT the division, and then stumble their way through four-five other close games with lovely teams. The bengals last swept the North in 2009. Pretty sure that was the first time too. The Bengals absolutely have the Ravens number. Thing is, even our bad years we split y'all, so I don't blame a Ravens fan for thinking we roll the division every other year.
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The Bengals will 100% lose to the Jags but the Jags likely will have a bye. The Jaguars are our worst match up in the league. We lose that game 11 times out of 10 barring massive catastrophic injury to like the entire Jags D.
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i lOVE THE BENGALS BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S gOING TO HAPPEN.
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Cavauro posted:i lOVE THE BENGALS BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S gOING TO HAPPEN. Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:....- and will be one and done against (anyteam usa) in the playoffs.
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that would be extremely proud-making. the bengals have a much harder schedule than everyone else. congrats to all
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sharknado slashfic posted:The Ravens will lose to the Browns
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sharknado slashfic posted:The Ravens will lose to the Browns i also believe this
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If Browns beat Ravens, Baker has to go on the Lebron mural building.
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The Browns will go 3-2-1 in the division. blastoff bitch
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The browns will lose in our latest heartbreaker and Suggs kills Baker on the field.
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I am 80% sure the Ravens will lose to the Browns.
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Do you consider penguins birds? If so how do they rank
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Amy Pole Her posted:Do you consider penguins birds? If so how do they rank They're birds. And low, because they don't live here where I can see them.
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I consider them amphibians, science be damned #flatearth
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Ches Neckbeard posted:The browns will lose in our latest heartbreaker and Suggs kills Baker on the field. It's this.
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For comparison, the Steelers have a 60-35 record against Cincinnati, not even including playoffs which is two more wins. Since the AFC North started the Ravens are clearly the third place team in the division in terms of wins within the division. This is mostly due to Cincinnati beating the crap out of us regularly. It's embarrassing. It's weird that we had a 20-0 shutout there a year ago I hardly even remember that that happened. Like one out of every four years, we are ok in Cincinnati. This is why I dread the idea of the Ravens having a playoff game in Cincinnati, which is in SERIOUS DANGER of occurring this year. I have suspected for years that the Ravens would end the Bengals' playoff win drought under these circumstances. It is very important they do not win the division. But I think they will. And if they do, we can't be the team to play them. This would be disastrous for many reasons: We would get the embarrassment of losing to the Bengals in the playoffs, worsening our record against them overall, and on top of that end our own wildcard position perfection. For Pittsburgh it's improved, but we keep faltering right when we get near or at .500. We can never take the lead. Of course if you put playoffs in we would need a really dominant stretch to get there. We need to win the next game to offset last year. And then a sweep next year I think puts us ahead for maybe the first time in the history of this series. Kawalimus fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Oct 2, 2018 |
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every ravens fan suffers greatly from little brother disease but to be so advanced that youve contorted yourself into thinking you are the little brother of the bengals? my god its terminal
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i'll always love the ravens for empowering paul brown and then setting him free to create me, their small half brother. i was happy to see them return to greatness with those super bowls and i hope they win some more of them
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you heathen!
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:The Browns are going undefeated from here on out. Finally someone who understands reality.
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:The Browns are going undefeated from here on out. 1-2-13, then?
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Sono posted:1-2-13, then? i like your style
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If the Bengals beat the Ravens in the playoffs I will laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh. I may even take oberst off ignore long enough to mock him.
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You're username just reminded me of something. Is Tyler Eifert dead?
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I bought his severed foot as a souvenir.
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ignoring oberst is throwing half of your 10 dollar investment into this web site into the trash can
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Eifert Posting posted:If the Bengals beat the Ravens in the playoffs I will laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh.
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Cavauro posted:ignoring oberst is throwing half of your 10 dollar investment into this web site into the trash can if i did this i would have never ran the ball inside the 20 in madden
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the theoretical bengals win is that guys personal superbowl and kawas personal 9/11
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Everyone knows that the Bengals ever finally win a playoff game the world is going to end in a beautiful Singularity of Bengals wins. Just wins everywhere wins all the time
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Eifert Posting posted:Everyone knows that the Bengals ever finally win a playoff game the world is going to end in a beautiful Singularity of Bengals wins. And they finally move above the Browns in longest streak without a playoffs win.
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My cousin who just got a licence to practice law was not alive the last time the Bengals won a playoff game.
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Kawalimus posted:This is why I dread the idea of the Ravens having a playoff game in Cincinnati, which is in SERIOUS DANGER of occurring this year. I have suspected for years that the Ravens would end the Bengals' playoff win drought under these circumstances. The Puppy Bowl posted:Your brain is a treasure. Truly amazing. Do you have any other suspicions?
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Ghost Dog posted:the theoretical bengals win is that guys personal superbowl and kawas personal 9/11 THE BENGALS HAVE WON THE SUPERBOWL Seriously though I think Marvin would finally crumble to soupy dust in the gatorade bath
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