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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Brawnfire posted:

Edit: oh my God, that blonde MAGA Cerberus made my breath catch, what a terrible sight.

Tremble in fear
https://twitter.com/DeplorableChoir/status/1044588714045968386

Pull Up Your Pants somehow not complaining about sagging

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nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Joining MENSA as a joke is still the funniest thing ever for me. I love her

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


nerdz posted:

Joining MENSA as a joke is still the funniest thing ever for me. I love her

What's the back story?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

CommonShore posted:

What's the back story?

https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2018/07/good-news-they-let-dumb-sluts-into-mensa-now.html

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
Strong response from the conservatives about Kavanaugh getting so drunk he got into a fight with someone he thought was the singer of a band he saw has

https://twitter.com/DouthatNYT/status/1046909245709533184?s=19

https://twitter.com/CGasparino/status/1047126388040507393?s=19

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



That's right, male privileged was fake even in 1912

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I was gonna say there's no way Ross Douthat has been in a bar fight, until he admitted one was actually at a cheap pizza place. Now I'm positive he's telling the truth.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



MizPiz posted:

Strong response from the conservatives about Kavanaugh getting so drunk he got into a fight with someone he thought was the singer of a band he saw has

Another:

https://twitter.com/johncardillo/status/1047159381064929280?s=21

I’m a self admitted lovely drunk and can’t remember (and have never been told of later) ever getting into actual fights at bars. Maybe if they think real hard, these chuds will work out what it is about their personalities that seems to constantly attract punches.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

zoux posted:



That's right, male privileged was fake even in 1912

I feel like there has to be a story behind that guy's username and I'm not sure if I want to know what it is.

felch me daddy jr.
Oct 30, 2009

Arivia posted:

I feel like there has to be a story behind that guy's username and I'm not sure if I want to know what it is.

https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/1047195309200343047

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
I gotta hit my white noise post quota before quitting time, so here I go: The closest I ever got to a bar fight was during a friend's birthday party and I was waiting for the pool table and some chode lied about who's quarter was placed for the next game. Man, I was steamed.

Alright, thanks for bearing with me, I gotta hit like 6 more threads before I can punch out.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

So what he thinks cavemen were all poly or some poo poo like that

goddamn

stop the world I want to get off

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

https://twitter.com/jamieloftusHELP/status/1047140364925067264

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Arivia posted:

I feel like there has to be a story behind that guy's username and I'm not sure if I want to know what it is.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I have never been in a bar fight but I have thrown hands in a Discovery Zone ball pit.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/michaelbd/status/1047193051712704512

drat I had no idea how many arch conservative pundits were Hard rear end Dudes whomst Whoop Asses

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

zoux posted:

Tremble in fear
https://twitter.com/DeplorableChoir/status/1044588714045968386

Pull Up Your Pants somehow not complaining about sagging

Wrap it up, folks, we're not going to see a hotter take than "Kavanaugh is the real rape victim".

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

MizPiz posted:

Strong response from the conservatives about Kavanaugh getting so drunk he got into a fight with someone he thought was the singer of a band he saw has

https://twitter.com/DouthatNYT/status/1046909245709533184?s=19

https://twitter.com/CGasparino/status/1047126388040507393?s=19

Oh man, Jumbo slice. Y’all know about Jumbo Slice? You should google Jumbo Slice.

felch me daddy jr.
Oct 30, 2009

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Wrap it up, folks, we're not going to see a hotter take than "Kavanaugh is the real rape victim".

I see you haven't been following the political cartoons thread.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

LawfulWaffle posted:

I gotta hit my white noise post quota before quitting time, so here I go: The closest I ever got to a bar fight was during a friend's birthday party and I was waiting for the pool table and some chode lied about who's quarter was placed for the next game. Man, I was steamed.

Alright, thanks for bearing with me, I gotta hit like 6 more threads before I can punch out.

The closest I ever got to being in a bar fight was squaring up to a dude who kept unwantedly touching my female friend.

A bartender saw it and had the bouncer throw him out before anything happened.

And now I don’t have an Internet tough guy story. Sad!

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



To me, she sounds like a huge friendzoning BINCH

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Crain posted:

Oh man, Jumbo slice. Y’all know about Jumbo Slice? You should google Jumbo Slice.

I honestly thought he meant a Kimbo Slice fight. After googling I kinda wish he did.

Elderbean
Jun 10, 2013


zoux posted:



To me, she sounds like a huge friendzoning BINCH

I hope she is far away from this person now.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

zoux posted:



To me, she sounds like a huge friendzoning BINCH
This got posted in the r/relationships thread and that dude is very much the "hopelessly daft indian man on the internet" stereotype.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Yawgmoth posted:

This got posted in the r/relationships thread and that dude is very much the "hopelessly daft indian man on the internet" stereotype.

Funny how many guys interpret "Woman is politely friendly" as "Woman wants to sleep with you."

See also creepy dudes hitting on baristas and retail workers.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

felch me daddy jr.
Oct 30, 2009

Don't doxx me.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

zoux posted:



To me, she sounds like a huge friendzoning BINCH

This is the first cargo-cult "tldr" I've seen. It's one paragraph, dude, no one is going to complain about that being too long in earnest.

This guy
Jul 29, 2007
YES
r relationships posts have to have a tldr its literally in the rules i think

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Besesoth posted:

This is the first cargo-cult "tldr" I've seen. It's one paragraph, dude, no one is going to complain about that being too long in earnest.
r/relationships will auto-delete your post if you don't have a tldr in it. They also delete your post for calling someone a manchild, claiming it's "sexist and ableist" (but I think we all know the real reason why).

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

Crocoswine posted:

please post more from the estranged parents forums. It'll make people bring up their own poo poo but they're looking for any excuse to do that anyway, don't punish the rest of us by holding back.
There's been some crazy stuff popping up on there lately. I'll find something good.

nashona posted:

An old coworker posted this.

There's so much wrong but I feel like the bird is giving a thumbs down to Kermit's crotch.


Kermit looks like he's waiting for a pap smear.

xcheopis
Jul 23, 2003


trickybiscuits posted:


Kermit looks like he's waiting for a pap smear.

Hogwash. That position is much too dignified for a pap smear. Also, arms are in the wrong position.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
99.9%. That's pretty sure.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
That’s a very Scientologyish explanation

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/WTEN/status/1047174383935127552


You might think that my issue is with a news station needlessly putting someone's immigration status in the headline. And yes, that's bad. But the IoSM is in the filtered replies:

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
The fear I devour sustains my blackened soul.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Absurd Alhazred posted:

https://twitter.com/WTEN/status/1047174383935127552


You might think that my issue is with a news station needlessly putting someone's immigration status in the headline. And yes, that's bad. But the IoSM is in the filtered replies:



:doh::doh::doh::doh::doh::doh: I read the headline as {woman in the country} {illegally destroys property} and was all kinds of :confused:

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

Absurd Alhazred posted:

https://twitter.com/WTEN/status/1047174383935127552


You might think that my issue is with a news station needlessly putting someone's immigration status in the headline. And yes, that's bad. But the IoSM is in the filtered replies:



And here I thought she was illegally destroying property in the countryside.

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hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

yeah that's a terrible fuckin headline

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