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Der Meister posted:imma be honest the day that hannity was revealed as the other Cohen client was the peak for this fuckin show it was real good
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Ok I got an idea. Go get jolly ranchers and some licorice. Use the licorice to make the frame work of a brick wall then smash up jolly ranchers and put crushed jolly ranchers in licorice frame work and bake. make something like jolly rancher stained glass windows but walls
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Graham and Rand are obviously compromised. Honestly I don't know why other countries don't just hold up a sign that says free boy prostitutes and drugs next to the capitol with a limo waiting. Honestly any male senator is probably the easiest thing in the world to flip, republicans doubly so.
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Nothing matters, jfc
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ive been drinking tons of almond milk cause its GABA ergic and i have no idea if itll lead to a bunch of weird and painful adverse effects like kidney stones or something. trump.
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no joke johnny 5’s puppet fuckin owns for how much poo poo it can actually do
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Donald trumps the president; he loves piss, his best friend is kim jong un, he throws paper towels at disaster victims for fun. his latest Supreme Court pick is the rapist villain of an 80s movie about a ski resort who said “beer o’clock” a record-breaking 69 times at his confirmation hearing. his best friends are squee and new fat mike. the leaders of the Democratic Party are a lady that makes Dianne Feinstein look like Boudica, a man waitin for his soup to cool as the world burns and an assistant Denny’s manager that agreed to let Obama install a restraining bolt in his spine. they’re collectively 202 years old. obama? well, he took off that fancy tan suit to reveal the black and white colors of the nWo and too sweeted Richard Branson. they’ve presumably blasted off to mars to gently caress 16 y/os and smoke cigs. oh yeah president trump - who’s gettin sued by a porn star he had his dipshit lawyer pay to keep quiet about his Toad(from Mario) dick and his great fear of sharks secret by the way - has repeatedly vowed to expand our military to include a new military branch called “Space Force.” he thinks stealth planes are invisible so the president definitely took a bunch of money from the Russian government, because despite running on what a self-made financial genius he is the president hes a dumbass who lost so many hundreds of millions of his father’s fortune that his dads skull tried to escape his head to get away. there’s some other bullshit with Russia, a dour rube named Mueller, but it’s boring mostly. whatever. moving on. BILL COSBY DRUGGED AND RAPED 50 WOMEN! he’s been convicted and is in jail for the rest of his life! Elon musk went from IRL iron man to getting sued for calling a guy a pedophile and stealing a drawing of a farting unicorn. the SEC sued him too, for setting Tesla stock to 420 to impress his girlfriend pop punk traitor Grimes, but he paid 40 million so that’s good. he loves rick and morty, which is bad now nazis are back but they’re called “proud boys” now, after an Aladdin musical. modeling their lives after the noble lobster, they chant for milk and carry tiki torches and consume of “the gorilla mind.” they used to follow the pizza gate guys but now they follow some anonymous internet man known only as “Q”. these nazis do NOT jack off, and they’re very clear about this. speaking of jacking off - Louis CK! in front of girls! but he’s gone now!...although actually I guess not cause he’s just gonna jack himself off for an unwitting unwilling audience anyway and nobody’s gonna stop him... metaphorically! also basically this for Chris Hardwick. Hillary Clinton walked into the woods following her defeat and has only been seen on full moons since, emerging to throw rocks at Bernie Sanders window and call him a pussy. Lindsay Lohan steals immigrant children. Linda McMahons in Trumps administration, Vince McMahon is bringing back XFL as an all-white league. the 9/11 mayors back now and he’s fuckin CRAZY dude, even like more than before. his mouth is loving gross and he’s the presidents personal lawyer now because Michael Cohen was a fake friend. trump and a bunch of saudis put their hands on the orb. Melania Trump regularly goes missing for weeks. trumps young autistic son Barron’s big-tittied elf drawings are readily available on the internet, and he’s a drat Gamer. Ted Cruz likes step-mom porn on Twitter. conservatives are outraged at the cancellation of Roseanne, she called Michelle Obama an ape and some poo poo about dressing as Hitler, idk. she had likely grown frustrated with Michelle, who appears as a ghostly apparition above all our beds every night to look disappointed at us without ever getting more than that. radiation is good now. flint still has no water. they’re doing a joker movie starring Jared Leto. if that’s not your thing don’t worry they’re doing a joker movie starring Joaquin Phoenix and Marc Maron. Star Wars is back and is bad but it’s just easier to say it’s good because everyone will yell at you . the governments brought back detention camps to tackle the epidemic of children in early cognitive development not being separated from their mothers. every day some guy from your hometown dies of a fentanyl overdose, but so far , eh, you saw most of them coming. and yo check this - Kevin Spacey is GAY! this has been the news at the top of the hour, that’s it for me today - January 20th, 2017. this is that dick, signing off
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gently caress trump that loving sack of poo poo
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That DICK! posted:Donald trumps the president; he loves piss, his best friend is kim jong un, he throws paper towels at disaster victims for fun. his latest Supreme Court pick is the rapist villain of an 80s movie about a ski resort who said “beer o’clock” a record-breaking 69 times at his confirmation hearing. his best friends are squee and new fat mike. I disagree.
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Oct 3, 2018 06:17
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Bye that dick
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Oct 3, 2018 06:17
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i was catching up on broad city during a plane ride last week and saw that episode. it was so loving bad and reminded me all of 2016 is awful
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Raccooon posted:Never read any of Harry Turtledove's Southern Victory series. Is it any good or just confederacy circle jerking? turtledove spends all day screaming at republicans and nazis on twitter, it's great
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guillotine
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That DICK! posted:Donald trumps the president; he loves piss, his best friend is kim jong un, he throws paper towels at disaster victims for fun. his latest Supreme Court pick is the rapist villain of an 80s movie about a ski resort who said “beer o’clock” a record-breaking 69 times at his confirmation hearing. his best friends are squee and new fat mike. hosed up bigly, if true
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ive no time for boot lickers like Hester
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Oct 3, 2018 06:20
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Cool how that dick just. Doubled their word count itt. Actually osrry its not cool
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mercatus garbage
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https://twitter.com/archillect/status/1047353067753164800?s=19 TUNRMPT!!!
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what is the treatment for this mental illness
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/adjusts pants discreetly
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Calibanibal posted:Cool how that dick just. Doubled their word count itt. Actually osrry its not cool I wanted to remember it all. because I’m not afraid
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Ive always thought we should put more effort into breeding different kinds of animals together
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Der Meister posted:what is the treatment for this mental illness Xaris posted:guillotine Yeah pretty much that
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wtf is archilect like it tweets weird obviously fascist poo poo sometimes and that gets way more likes than its ther stuff lol
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Calibanibal posted:Ive always thought we should put more effort into breeding different kinds of animals together u gotta fire them at high velocity at each other so their anti-fusing soul protection is overcome and they become one spiritual being. only then will their material bodies also combine
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That DICK! posted:Donald trumps the president; he loves piss, his best friend is kim jong un, he throws paper towels at disaster victims for fun. his latest Supreme Court pick is the rapist villain of an 80s movie about a ski resort who said “beer o’clock” a record-breaking 69 times at his confirmation hearing. his best friends are squee and new fat mike. We really do live in the dumbest times possible.
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are the power rangers' favored enemy type aberration or construct
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Calibanibal posted:Ive always thought we should put more effort into breeding different kinds of animals together sory but if ur relying on scientists to get u laid in a lab ur gonna be waiting a long time budy!!!!!
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cargo cult posted:wtf is archilect like it tweets weird obviously fascist poo poo sometimes and that gets way more likes than its ther stuff lol yeah it gives me weird vibes
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it's cool and funnyt hat the Republucans worked really hard to make America dumb and the Dems worked really hard to not care and they hosed it up over decades that take AA lot of work
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Calibanibal posted:Ive always thought we should put more effort into breeding different kinds of animals together these jokes about my hunch have gone too far
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cargo cult posted:wtf is archilect like it tweets weird obviously fascist poo poo sometimes and that gets way more likes than its ther stuff lol It's a bot that tweets poo poo that it thinks is aesthetic and will get numbers on twitter, it's a machine learning project
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i think a while ago someone posted a video here of a rendition of an old (like 1900s ), probably german song, where the singer is supposed to be a capitalist and she's singing about how she doesn't know anything but the price of things (and people) ands she cracks a whip in time with the music. anyone know what im talking about? thing is impossible to google i say that and then i just found it lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DgJZADHsyg Ruzihm has issued a correction as of 06:43 on Oct 3, 2018 |
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trump owns
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wow that's a hell of an act. what do you call it?
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ShriekingMarxist posted:It's a bot that tweets poo poo that it thinks is aesthetic and will get numbers on twitter, it's a machine learning project 
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