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LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
I’m going to put a flaming bag of poop on my neighbors doorstep if they still have a rtpum flag or anything like that

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priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

LordSloth posted:

I’m going to put a flaming bag of poop on my neighbors doorstep if they still have a rtpum flag or anything like that

Why wait for him to croak?

tpink
Feb 18, 2013

Melman

nooneofconsequence posted:

Trump is literally worth less than if he just put all his dad's money in a savings account lol

quote:

Emblematic of their audacity was Park Briar, a 150-unit building in Queens. As it happened, 18 days before Fred Trump Jr.’s death, the Trump siblings had submitted Park Briar’s co-op conversion plan, stating under oath that the building was worth $17.1 million. Yet as Fred Trump Jr.’s executors, Donald Trump and his father claimed on the tax return that Park Briar was worth $2.9 million when Fred Trump Jr. died.

this NYT article, lmao.
Serious question - were the IRS agents looking at these filings just real dumb or on the take? How do you ignore this delta of 14 million in 18 days?

e: take, not fake

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

tpink posted:

this NYT article, lmao.
Serious question - were the IRS agents looking at these filings just real dumb or on the take? How do you ignore this delta of 14 million in 18 days?

e: take, not fake

https://twitter.com/crampell/status/1047232800640962560

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Junk posted:

yeah, i got it.

I had no idea the celebratory act of clapping was so widely disliked. that's actually depressing.

It's not, that poster is just getting all weird, it's just a "please clap" reference lol

CaptainComet
Aug 15, 2007
Chilling with my peeps and my main man the Monarch

JFC you can really see him in them. I'm going to be sick

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
https://twitter.com/ch000ch/status/1047327214805630981

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

CaptainComet posted:

JFC you can really see him in them. I'm going to be sick

You can be glad that these pictures don't smell.

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee

CaptainComet posted:

JFC you can really see him in them. I'm going to be sick

Remember, papa toad went into princess toadstool to make...

:shepicide:

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.



What the gently caress is with the guy's ear?

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009

that can’t be a real picture. it’s like he’s wearing a mask of his own face.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Samovar posted:

What the gently caress is with the guy's ear?

Skin rotting off the skull.

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer
the C stands for fred "crypt keeper" trump

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Do you guys think Trump feels miserable every day?

I like to think that he does :allears:

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Olay but seriously what the gently caress is going on with Fred's skull

It looks like his skull is molting

Jesus christ

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


So trump is the spawn of the unholy union between a lich and a goblin.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

THE BEST GENES!!!

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

Bogus Adventure posted:

THE BEST GENES!!!

I literally just lolled and woke up my dog

GSD
May 10, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
the c in fred c trump is christ

fred christ trump

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
Post itt every time you lol Trump's genetics are based on dnd monster manual

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

I literally just lolled and woke up my dog

Lol

I wonder if Trump's dead dad ever ragged on his turd of a son for not being able to grow a mustache a la Frank in Hot Rod

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YESNOi30aCM

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Gud C. Gsump

Goatse Trump

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Gred Grump

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

GSD posted:

the c in fred c trump is christ

fred christ trump

I want to emphasize to the forums that this post is not a joke.

That’s really what the C stood for.

Christ.

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Akratic Method posted:

I want to emphasize to the forums that this post is not a joke.

That’s really what the C stood for.

Christ.

:wat:


Where the gently caress did that emoji go? LOWTAAAAAXXXXX! :argh:

Pondex
Jul 8, 2014


Did his father also sign his signature with a sharpie? It's the same strokes even.

It's amazing how many of D.T.'s mannerisms are just lifted from other places. I mean, is there even a personality in there when you get down to it?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Gred C. Grummfp.

How does a cursive 'F' look like that? Honestly? Even in a signature? Even if you start with a looping, topped 'F' for 'Frank' 'F' it's a different pen stroke.



(my cursive is worse and I shouldn't complain, I have to practice to look better)

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 09:52 on Oct 3, 2018

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



A while back one of you wonderful goons said that an Orrin Hatch sounds like what they call a glory hole in Utah and I want to thank you because every now and then I remember that wonderful thought and it's just the best

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Calico Heart posted:

A while back one of you wonderful goons said that an Orrin Hatch sounds like what they call a glory hole in Utah and I want to thank you because every now and then I remember that wonderful thought and it's just the best

Travel to the States.
See the world.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

PoPcornTG posted:

He took out a high interest loan for that Casino. And no one could do the math to make it financially possible to pay back. Donald still did it.

The funniest part of the casino bankruptcies is Trump made up a net worth that would get him loans like this, and they just took his word for it. No collateral, no background check of any kind, trumpito just made up a net worth and dropped his dads name and got insane amounts of credit extended to him. This experience formed the bedrock for him to later claim to be a billionaire without any proof.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Calico Heart posted:

A while back one of you wonderful goons said that an Orrin Hatch sounds like what they call a glory hole in Utah and I want to thank you because every now and then I remember that wonderful thought and it's just the best

It changed from a glory holy in Utah to a Dairy Queen in Iowa

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/scapelliti/status/1047264665900867586

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010

Big Beef City posted:

Gred C. Grummfp.

How does a cursive 'F' look like that? Honestly? Even in a signature? Even if you start with a looping, topped 'F' for 'Frank' 'F' it's a different pen stroke.



(my cursive is worse and I shouldn't complain, I have to practice to look better)

They look like a shoelace knot.

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

Woah, good thing she reminded us what a useless piece of poo poo she is!

Her and Grassley can share a grave

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
Is there any chance of Feinstein losing to de Leon in November?

Also, how are two democrats on the ballot in November if primaries are over? I'm not American

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
cool

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1047434843917836288

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

It's gonna happen, and they'll be so pleased and full of themselves as they flush society down the drain.

But they'll never be happy. Because there is no happiness in hatred. And they'll make sure everyone is as miserable as they are.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

tpink posted:

this NYT article, lmao.
Serious question - were the IRS agents looking at these filings just real dumb or on the take? How do you ignore this delta of 14 million in 18 days?

e: take, not fake

Most people who commit tax fraud don't get investigated due to a lack of resources. And if you're rich enough and have been committing tax fraud for long enough, in the off chance you get caught once you will probably still be ahead after paying any fines.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
Today is the day every American will receive a text message from TRUMP.

I know someone will be monitoring this but god drat I am dreaming of Trump sending an actual message to all Americans today.

"CONFIRM KAVANAUGH MAGA. This has been a test of the Wireless Emergency Alert system."

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SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Kashuno posted:

I am dreaming of Trump sending an actual message to all Americans today.

"We"

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