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Dance Officer
May 4, 2017

It would be awesome if we could dance!

Jose posted:

they've used getting the deficit to 0% of gdp as the excuse for austerity all these years but check out these 2 cool tables





Wait so they reduced the deficit by borrowing money to fill the gaps, while cutting back on just about everything?

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jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Dance Officer posted:

Wait so they reduced the deficit by borrowing money to fill the gaps, while cutting back on just about everything?
Yes it is an intentional poisoned chalice to the next Labour government.

Dance Officer
May 4, 2017

It would be awesome if we could dance!

jBrereton posted:

Yes it is an intentional poisoned chalice to the next Labour government.

That's amazingly evil

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Like if you think that Labour is going to get in and be able to actually do anything with the first term other than make even more cuts to satisfy creditors who are going to care all of a sudden that Britain's debt is nearly level with its GDP while it tries to fix the completely hosed post-brexit industrial supply chains (meaning kowtowing to EU state aid law and so on), you are going to be disappointed.

However, if you don't vote for them it's going to be 200% five years down the line and there's going to be even less of a public sector to try to save, so do it.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Er so long as there is any deficit the total debt is going to increase, that's how finance works. It's not specifically part of their evil plan which was to just defund and privatise everything they could while pretending the deficit was important.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

namesake posted:

Er so long as there is any deficit the total debt is going to increase, that's how finance works. It's not specifically part of their evil plan which was to just defund and privatise everything they could while pretending the deficit was important.

This. Also :lol: at people calling for Corbyn to cuck to international finance. I will say though that Blair really had the soft left whipped.

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

tarbrush posted:

One wonders who precisely is going to staff these hospitals

Foreign nurses and doctors (provided they earn over £50k)

And all those unemployed leave voters with medical qualifications who are just waiting for the immigrants to get out

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Crowsbeak posted:

Also :lol: at people calling for Corbyn to cuck to international finance. I will say though that Blair really had the soft left whipped.
It's not a matter of "calling for", it's what's obviously going to happen, just as it did to Wilson and Callaghan who both ran very tight ships compared to the Tories before them. Even Blair was made to reduce the debt and let's not forget put the BoE at arms' length by absolutely psychopathic post USSR collapse Capital before Labour were considered unsuspicious enough to lend money to in the early-mid 2000s.

You think the group known as Literally Anyone In The World with a valid chip on their shoulder about how Britain treated them in the past isn't going to take Brexit as an excuse as to why the government is going to have to do as they say if they want to be lent money? Dream on.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

jBrereton posted:

It's not a matter of "calling for", it's what's obviously going to happen, just as it did to Wilson and Callaghan who both ran very tight ships compared to the Tories before them. Even Blair was made to reduce the debt and let's not forget put the BoE at arms' length by absolutely psychopathic post USSR collapse Capital before Labour were considered unsuspicious enough to lend money to in the early-mid 2000s.

You think the group known as Literally Anyone In The World with a valid chip on their shoulder about how Britain treated them in the past isn't going to take Brexit as an excuse as to why the government is going to have to do as they say if they want to be lent money? Dream on.

Really got to hand it to the soft left. Finding reasons to already capitulate.

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Don't need global financing if you foresake capitalism hth

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Labour have been more ambitious since but the 2017 manifesto required lots of public borrowing to pay to invest in stuff and that's hard to do when nobody will lend to you whether or not it's your fault.

It's amazing that the Tories have the reputation as good for business and the economy when theyre in the process of destroying both

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Stairmaster posted:

Don't need global financing if you foresake capitalism hth

This. Also, I suspect that as the system will likley be in a situation with no one to lend to by 2021 throughout the world outside of governments. Labour will be fine. Despite the soft left having a giant meltdown.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_SkaJ-Q7hw

this dude owns and should have his own show

Luxury Tent Carpet
Feb 13, 2005

I hunted the Orphan of Kos and all I got was this stupid t-shirt
https://twitter.com/askforcawmbyok/status/1047454270092656640?s=21

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
That was the day Theresa May finally became Prime Minister.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Stairmaster posted:

Don't need global financing if you foresake capitalism hth

even if they somehow forsake capitalism, they presumably still need money to buy things like food and medicine from the outside world.

unless, of course, they follow the eternal doctrine of juche.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Concerned Citizen posted:

even if they somehow forsake capitalism, they presumably still need money to buy things like food and medicine from the outside world.

unless, of course, they follow the eternal doctrine of juche.

an entire kingdom run like that Christiana pirate village in the middle of Copenhagen would be quite the sight to see

Tacky-Ass Rococco
Sep 7, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Concerned Citizen posted:

unless, of course, they follow the eternal doctrine of juche.

Seems to be where things are going anyway.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Brexit is inevitable, you guys really should just lean into it. Fortress Britannia, all borders closed for a century. Nothing gets in or out. A fully self-sufficient Britain. No more Americans stealing your best actors, no more foreign chefs trying to make you eat food with flavor, just Britain, proud and true.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Guy Goodbody posted:

Brexit is inevitable, you guys really should just lean into it. Fortress Britannia, all borders closed for a century. Nothing gets in or out. A fully self-sufficient Britain. No more Americans stealing your best actors, no more foreign chefs trying to make you eat food with flavor, just Britain, proud and true.

just go full edo period

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Guy Goodbody posted:

Brexit is inevitable, you guys really should just lean into it. Fortress Britannia, all borders closed for a century. Nothing gets in or out. A fully self-sufficient Britain. No more Americans stealing your best actors, no more foreign chefs trying to make you eat food with flavor, just Britain, proud and true.

Yeah but Ireland tho

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

Guy Goodbody posted:

Brexit is inevitable, you guys really should just lean into it. Fortress Britannia, all borders closed for a century. Nothing gets in or out. A fully self-sufficient Britain. No more Americans stealing your best actors, no more foreign chefs trying to make you eat food with flavor, just Britain, proud and true.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Avirosb posted:

Yeah but Ireland tho

Ireland conquers England, are greeted as liberators

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

Bip Roberts posted:

just go full edo period

More like Pedo period

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Guy Goodbody posted:

Brexit is inevitable, you guys really should just lean into it. Fortress Britannia, all borders closed for a century. Nothing gets in or out. A fully self-sufficient Britain. No more Americans stealing your best actors, no more foreign chefs trying to make you eat food with flavor, just Britain, proud and true.

gently caress off

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Whorelord posted:

gently caress off

Imagine it, you would never have to deal with another ignorant American who thinks the UK, Britain, and England are synonyms.

Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors!

Guy Goodbody posted:

Brexit is inevitable, you guys really should just lean into it. Fortress Britannia, all borders closed for a century. Nothing gets in or out. A fully self-sufficient Britain. No more Americans stealing your best actors, no more foreign chefs trying to make you eat food with flavor, just Britain, proud and true.

I also hated the ending to 28 Days Later.

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

Whorelord posted:

gently caress off

He's just trolling you mate.

Though to be fair.. I'd quite like to see how the gammons react if that happened..

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Trainee PornStar posted:

He's just trolling you mate.

Though to be fair.. I'd quite like to see how the gammons react if that happened..

I know it's just boring at this stage

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Without Britain's naval and air power it would be trivial to cross the Channel and stage an invasion of the rest from Dover. Britain needs resources from elsewhere to maintain that wall of ships, though. "Fortress Britannia" can't really happen.

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

Whorelord posted:

I know it's just boring at this stage

I know but after the 'general public' actually voting for this poo poo I cut the rest of the world a break when they take the piss.

You've gotta admit we'd all be loving it if it was France that had done this 1st... We'd be all saying 'stupid frogs' & stuff.

Schadenfreude is a fucker!!

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Avirosb posted:

Yeah but Ireland tho

my man have you heard of blockchain??????

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Taintrunner posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_SkaJ-Q7hw

this dude owns and should have his own show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXbuqbFufn4

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
https://twitter.com/liamyoung/status/1047812375242592256

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

imagine a Democrat Party leader saying this

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Democrats would clap as cops mowed down a picket

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
*squeezes out a huge loving rip from her box maged AR-15*

"today... it was my turn"

coming to theaters, 2020

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Kurtofan posted:

Democrats would clap as cops mowed down a picket

Trevor Noah just got a HUGE boner and he doesn't know why

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Moridin920 posted:

Without Britain's naval and air power it would be trivial to cross the Channel and stage an invasion of the rest from Dover. Britain needs resources from elsewhere to maintain that wall of ships, though. "Fortress Britannia" can't really happen.
I mean there's a tunnel nobody's bricking up any time soon.

But on the other hand you're wrong if you think it's the rest of the world that's going to go all Sea People in this situation

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

jBrereton posted:

I mean there's a tunnel nobody's bricking up any time soon.

But on the other hand you're wrong if you think it's the rest of the world that's going to go all Sea People in this situation

I just mean if it really was a war situation for some oddball reason, Britain can't really rely on the isolation of the isles to protect them as they have in previous centuries. I realize the guy was trolling/joking I just am kinda pouring out a drink of gin for the Wooden Wall I guess.

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