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a friend who saw the post over my shoulder posted:Cthulhu fhtagn, full of grace
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HEY GUNS posted:hitting the highlights of the worst of Catholic reasoning That depends, are the aerial tollhouses under the ecclesiatical jurisdiction of Rome?
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Tias posted:Don't christians in general assume people of good hearts and intentions go to heaven even if separated from their particular sect? Or am I giving folks too much credit here? assuming this was a post-7-year-old convert to orthodoxy, and assuming "we acknowledge one baptism for the forgiveness of sins," that puts these people in the invidious position of concluding that the orthodox baptism forgives the sin of wanting to become orthodox. instead of realizing they had gotten caught in a reductio ad absurdam, since catholic teaching can never be wrong they just reason themselves further and further into contradictions. there is a way to logic yourself out of this, which is to assume the dead person is old enough to consciously convert but younger than 7. HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 19:09 on Oct 3, 2018 |
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Pellisworth posted:That depends, are the aerial tollhouses under the ecclesiatical jurisdiction of Rome?
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A Renaissance Nerd posted:Our Lady of Ry'leh  e: 
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I was incredibly depressed today (for no reason I could figure out, which drives me nuts, but anyway!) before coming to this thread and seeing this. (Upon which point I promptly laughed for a good 4 minutes straight.) Thank you.
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HEY GUNS posted:
I'm not a canon lawyer, but it would raise the following questions in my head: 1. Is "wanting to convert to Orthodoxy" from a non Christian religion a mortal sin? (It's obvious in this scenario the person isnt converting from Catholicism because otherwise the baptism would be invalid) It isn't schism, because the person was never in communion with the church to begin with, and the person either didnt recognize the truth of the Catholic Church or how it differs from Orthodoxy, in which case, the defense of ignorance applies, or the person recognized the truth of the Catholic Church, and allowed themselves to be baptized Orthodox because there was no other way he could get baptized, in which case you could probably make some necessity argument. 2. Assuming, though, the convert converts to Orthodoxy with full knowledge that the Catholic Church is the only valid authority and that the Orthodox Church is wrong when they differ, and assuming hes able, should they so wish it, to have a Catholic baptism, and therefore their conversion is done solely as an act of rebellion. that would be a sin. Now the baptism wipes away that sin, but if the person continues in that attitude for a moment more, they continue in their sin, and baptism forgive future sins. Of course, we can never say with certainty that anyone is going to hell, because God is infinite in mercy and all, but I'd think that's how I'd argue it.
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Cali-Mary, full of ink, Cthulhu is with thee...
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Epicurius posted:I'm not a canon lawyer, but it would raise the following questions in my head: my question is: how long after the baptism does this person remain alive? is thinking going on during this period? we're not asking if orthodox baptisms are valid. we're asking if someone is baptized orthodox and then immediately (???) dies, what is the state of their soul? HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Oct 3, 2018 |
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Rainbow Pharaoh posted:Cali-Mary  e: also who made that, is it just one person's clever modification of the original statue or is there a company mass producing marian octopi out there
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A blasphemous representation of Our Lady, Star Of The Sea...reminds me of some Hellboy comics. E: vvv that was quoted in a Hellboy story where he cut off Blackbeard's head. Pershing fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Oct 3, 2018 |
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Oct 3, 2018 20:17
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They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters; these see the works of the Lord, and his wonders in the deep. https://i.imgur.com/cR2tlNx.mp4
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Sure, the Octo-Mary seems gentle and inviting, but then you get too close, it takes off its disguise, and...
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Tuxedo Catfish posted:
i just saw it on pyf, but i put it on tineye on found this: https://www.soasig-chamaillard.com/notre-dame-du-poulpe e:   ee: these reminded me of st anthony of rivendell: http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/38531888/grandma-accidentally-prays-to-elrond-from-lord-of-the-rings ChubbyChecker fucked around with this message at 20:36 on Oct 3, 2018 |
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Cythereal posted:They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters; these see the works of the Lord, and his wonders in the deep. me, an idiot: "the earth is filled with Thy creatures, so is this great and spacious sea, therein are innumerable creeping things, small living creatures with the great. There go the ships; there this dragon, whom Thou hast made to play therein..." the seal, an intellectual: "blurp"
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HEY GUNS posted:my question is: how long after the baptism does this person remain alive? is thinking going on during this period? we're not asking if orthodox baptisms are valid. we're asking if someone is baptized orthodox and then immediately (???) dies, what is the state of their soul? Immediately, the individual would be in a state of grace.
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HEY GUNS posted:me, an idiot: "the earth is filled with Thy creatures, so is this great and spacious sea, therein are innumerable creeping things, small living creatures with the great. There go the ships; there this dragon, whom Thou hast made to play therein..." The sea lion, a pragmatist: "mine now" https://i.imgur.com/Gcgr6Ol.mp4
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does genesis account for blob animals. they seem to be ok animals so i hope so
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Cythereal posted:The sea lion, a pragmatist: "mine now"
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HEY GUNS posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingJerks/comments/8xp6aw/sea_lion_stealin_a_snack/ Direct link. https://i.imgur.com/8Gkyv0t.mp4 And throwing in a bonus since you were trying to link that one. https://i.imgur.com/wU8kPl9.mp4
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HEY GUNS posted:me, an idiot: "the earth is filled with Thy creatures, so is this great and spacious sea, therein are innumerable creeping things, small living creatures with the great. There go the ships; there this dragon, whom Thou hast made to play therein..." 
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Lutha Mahtin posted:until a couple months ago I don't think I had ever heard of the idea that Jesus went down to Hell and kicked demon rear end. i don't think my dad ever mentioned it, which surprises me because of how goony he is I think you'll find that Mary did the same thing and also did some of it while having a warthog head. ...I may be having some cross pollination with my alternate timeline self who discovered hardcore Marianism early.
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That would be a good avatar.
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Cythereal posted:Direct link.
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lol https://themoscowtimes.com/news/russian-orthodox-church-defends-suspects-embroiled-argentinian-cocaine-scandal-60664
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HEY GUNS posted:lol i didn't realize there was a church rector program at trump university
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rumor had it the monks at the Holy Sepulchre ran drugs and guns, but i heard that ten years ago when i was converting
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I'd believe it. Holy Sepulchre might as well be a diplomatic compound for how impossible it'd be to execute a search warrant against.
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there are definitely people who don a clerical collar, sometimes literally, to do crimes. this is true whether or not they are actually clergy
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Lutha Mahtin posted:there are definitely people who don a clerical collar, sometimes literally, to do crimes. this is true whether or not they are actually clergy turns chair backwards "Let me tell you about a guy who people thought was a pretty bad dude. The authorities tried to kill him, but he was too tough to stay dead."
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Oct 5, 2018 01:53
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Look at his little smoochie face!
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Josef bugman posted:Look at his little smoochie face! he strecch
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Oct 5, 2018 11:10
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seals are just aquatic dogs also deformed quadrupeds
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Spacewolf posted:I'd believe it. Holy Sepulchre might as well be a diplomatic compound for how impossible it'd be to execute a search warrant against. i wonder if it's a draw for evangelization when i tell people our scandals are usually badass or, if not badass, funny
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HEY GUNS posted:when i say that Orthodox scandals usually aren't sex related, that IN NO WAY means we don't have scandals Father Ray Smuckles
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https://twitter.com/ThaumPenguin/status/877524647268503553
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also an antisemite obsessed with poop
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it's a meme parody
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