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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Just lol if ur not all horned up for a thicc rat that looks like a penis

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
lmao
https://twitter.com/tictoc/status/1047552743764905985?s=19

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Mayor Dave posted:

Nothing worse than having to poo poo during your lunch hour and being unable to hold it until you're back on the clock

i'd rather poo poo my pansts than poo poo off the clock

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

nod 2 jer jamband culture

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 362 days!



big ups to lad bible for this one, its the good book of my lad religion

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

I feel like I'm trying to prepare myself to experience a trauma and the only people I can talk with at length about it without feeling like a burden are a bunch of irony poisoned nihilists who think that hope is a sign of weakness.

this is the text on the inspirational poster hanging in my cerebral cortex, my dude

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007



bezos.. bad???

PoopOnaShoe
Apr 14, 2009

tenderjerk posted:



big ups to lad bible for this one, its the good book of my lad religion

do the one where the dog humps the blanket

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

tenderjerk posted:



big ups to lad bible for this one, its the good book of my lad religion

why

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

there has never been a headline that includes the word "Florida man" that has been about something good

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

making GBS threads on the clock might be the one good thing that trupm does as [president, and he even fucks that up bc he doesn't retreat to the bathroom

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
https://twitter.com/Ocasio2018/status/1047565183999197192

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Mayor Dave posted:

Nothing worse than having to poo poo during your lunch hour and being unable to hold it until you're back on the clock
:yeah:

The Snoo posted:

honestly the EAS tone would be a good alarm clock noise just because it's so loving anxiety-inducing and scary that I wouldn't be able to fall back asleep

welcome to america

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

alnilam posted:

i'd rather poo poo my pansts than poo poo off the clock

:hmmyes:

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 362 days!

dont feel the need to explain my Lad Faith to you :mad:

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
hope is a sign of weakness

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

I'd say that's an okay trade off if the amount cut is less than or equal to the pay raise.

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



The Nastier Nate posted:

there has never been a headline that includes the word "Florida man" that has been about something good

But the article you quoted is good?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




lol warehouse workers got neither of those so I guess they were never included

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

smtg abt revitiligo idk that shows old as hell

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

*the crowd cheers as Bezos' head is lifted from the guillotine*

"And we'll achieve this by killing all bonuses and incentives"

*the crowd groans (they're really tired of this poo poo) and the executioners exchange tired looks as they set him back into the stock*

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

The Nastier Nate posted:

there has never been a headline that includes the word "Florida man" that has been about something good

Florida Man humiliated in presidential primary, begs "please clap"

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/ChelseaClinton/status/1047557148908183553?s=19

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 362 days!

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

hope is a sign of weakness

she pressed the pants of a man who is 1)wearing them and 2)emptying his bowels in

hopey is braver than any member of the us armed forces :frogbon:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

this is why bernie was dumb to suck up to bezos

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

The Nastier Nate posted:

there has never been a headline that includes the word "Florida man" that has been about something good
everyone in florida is insane and broken

its really amazing

i cant wait for it to become underwater, plz plz hurry up globalw arming, just sink florida forever thats all i ask

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007



she said slanted she's the real racist boom done

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

I feel like I'm trying to prepare myself to experience a trauma and the only people I can talk with at length about it without feeling like a burden are a bunch of irony poisoned nihilists who think that hope is a sign of weakness.

futility =/= weakness

it’s a waste of time and energy but it helps some ppl so who gives a poo poo either way

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Think of your favorite politician

their name in your head?

Now go find a phone case of them

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

fake as gently caress

PoopOnaShoe
Apr 14, 2009

uncle cuckus

:smug:

Acelerion
May 3, 2005

Ed Booze 2016

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


well, you get a different rally every time :shrug:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

mods please make this the Trump Thread background, tia

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

mono posted:

well, you get a different rally every time :shrug:

DO THE SNAKE POEM

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE POOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEM

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