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https://twitter.com/kadhimshubber/status/1046824937049219075
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# ? Oct 1, 2018 19:13 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 22:57 |
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head of UK's treasury: "uh idunno. blockchain?"
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# ? Oct 1, 2018 19:29 |
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It should be rebranded to Brexitchain and the UK will immediately have any and all debts resolved in 24 hours.
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# ? Oct 1, 2018 19:30 |
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Let's make flying cars, but they are powered by a blockchain, which is connected to my cam show anal vibrator Just spitballin' here
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# ? Oct 1, 2018 20:15 |
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It's like rolling dice with buzzwords and combining them We can save ourselves from *rolls die* the cloud, with *rolls die* asian fusion cuisine and *rolls die* quantam computing
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# ? Oct 1, 2018 20:37 |
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https://twitter.com/BodegaBot
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# ? Oct 1, 2018 20:39 |
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UK's economy must be looking pretty grim if they're throwing the B word around.
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# ? Oct 1, 2018 20:58 |
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https://twitter.com/BodegaBot/status/1046796870159339520 Two? :thinking:
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# ? Oct 1, 2018 21:02 |
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Warbadger posted:UK's economy must be looking pretty grim if they're throwing the B word around. B-Bonaparte?
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# ? Oct 1, 2018 21:03 |
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ElGroucho posted:B-Bonaparte? Bollocks. As in "the economy is currently not the dog's bollocks, but is in fact bollocks.
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# ? Oct 1, 2018 21:45 |
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There was a third founder who left early, Ronald Wayne.
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# ? Oct 1, 2018 22:18 |
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ilmucche posted:Bollocks. As in "the economy is currently not the dog's bollocks, but is in fact bollocks. Bitcoin, block chain, bullocks let's not be pedantic here - they're all the same thing. Also: Cloning ol' Boney would have a much greater chance of helping the UK economy. Probably put a stop to Brexit at least!
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# ? Oct 2, 2018 12:38 |
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Bonaparts: you mine bonaparts and people can buy/trade them on the blockchain to fund napoleon's clone. When napoleon clonaparte takes over the world his fortunes are divided up amongst everyone who has a bonapart.
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# ? Oct 2, 2018 13:04 |
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https://cointelegraph.com/news/bloomberg-puerto-ricos-noble-bank-reportedly-loses-clients-tether-bitfinex-seeks-buyerquote:In possible competition with Tether, three new stablecoins backed with the U.S. dollar launched this September. In the beginning of the month, Paxos and Gemini separately announced two stablecoins called the “Gemini dollar (GUSD)” and the “Paxos Standard (PAX),” both backed 1:1 with crypto. Later, Circle Internet Financial launched its own USD-backed digital token named the “USD Coin.” USD Coin
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 05:54 |
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I'm going to Mars with the blockchain and MarsCoin. I love technology.
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 06:07 |
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Toys For rear end Bum posted:https://cointelegraph.com/news/bloomberg-puerto-ricos-noble-bank-reportedly-loses-clients-tether-bitfinex-seeks-buyer If only there was another way to electronically pay for things that matched up to the US dollar.
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 15:13 |
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https://twitter.com/soleil_dusoir9/status/1047561774495621121 https://twitter.com/realpauleverton/status/1047610311224614912 Risc1911 fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Oct 3, 2018 |
# ? Oct 3, 2018 23:23 |
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Tether's a beautiful scam in its simplicity, but don't you need to worry about getting flat out murdered when it finally falls apart? That kind of volume can't be without consequence
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# ? Oct 4, 2018 00:00 |
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just printed a huge shitcoin
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# ? Oct 4, 2018 00:10 |
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Wait, $TUSD and $USDT? There's another tether now?
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# ? Oct 4, 2018 00:11 |
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Moddington posted:Wait, $TUSD and $USDT? There's another tether now? lol
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# ? Oct 4, 2018 00:32 |
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Moddington posted:Wait, $TUSD and $USDT? There's another tether now? It's tethers all the way down
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# ? Oct 4, 2018 00:34 |
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Moddington posted:Wait, $TUSD and $USDT? There's another tether now? gently caress, I hate knowing that you can trade them for each other. This has to give the efficient markets people such a headache.
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# ? Oct 4, 2018 07:49 |
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finally. a tether that's backed by tether
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# ? Oct 4, 2018 07:52 |
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Why would an exchange want to hold Tether and pretend they're the same as US Dollars when they obviously aren't. That's what I don't get about this, the exchanges are giving away assets in return for nothing, why
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# ? Oct 4, 2018 08:13 |
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VitalSigns posted:Why would an exchange want to hold Tether and pretend they're the same as US Dollars when they obviously aren't. They need liquidity in USD moving around the market to keep everything moving along and suckers coming in with deposits, so they use fake USD. That's really all there is to it.
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# ? Oct 4, 2018 08:25 |
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VitalSigns posted:Why would an exchange want to hold Tether and pretend they're the same as US Dollars when they obviously aren't. most of them don't. only a few exchanges allow tether to be sold for real money -- the majority just allow people to trade tether for other cryptocurrencies. that's a pretty blatant sign that they don't want anything to do with the consequences. but as long as the exchange itself isn't the one making any claims about tether's stable backing, or holding any of it in their own accounts, what do they care? it's not the exchange that's giving away assets for tether, it's their customers. if tether poo poo the bed and goes to zero their customers are hosed, but in that respect it's no different to any other buttcoin.
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# ? Oct 4, 2018 08:40 |
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Moddington posted:Wait, $TUSD and $USDT? There's another tether now? Just wait and eventually it will all crumble into $DUST
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# ? Oct 4, 2018 10:49 |
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Tsietisin posted:Just wait and eventually it will all crumble into $DUST
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# ? Oct 4, 2018 13:03 |
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Moddington posted:Wait, $TUSD and $USDT? There's another tether now? Don't forget USDC and whatever the Gemini dollar coin is! (everyone who's hated Tether for years has come out with a stablecoin in the past few months and all of those stablecoins are getting the audits Tether says no firm is willing to do) the two possibilities from here: Tether quietly fades away on exchanges over the next few months as everyone switches to more legitimate stablecoin trading pairs, or it blows up in the next couple of months and RIP
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# ? Oct 4, 2018 14:36 |
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Adar posted:or it blows up in the next couple of months and RIP please I need to buy a new GPU soon
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# ? Oct 4, 2018 14:47 |
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Or everything continues as is because there's always the next sucker out there and Adar posts another coiner podcast with a guy claiming that "the world needs this technology".KinkyJohn posted:please I need to buy a new GPU soon Let me tell you about this guy Trump and his tariffs. Lambert fucked around with this message at 14:55 on Oct 4, 2018 |
# ? Oct 4, 2018 14:51 |
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Murder isn't cool. But it's sure gonna be interesting when people start killing each other over tether.
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# ? Oct 4, 2018 14:54 |
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Adar posted:Don't forget USDC and whatever the Gemini dollar coin is! There's no situation in which it does not blow up because even if people change to more "legitimate" coins there will still be all the current tether floating around. Not like they're gonna buy back all the tether from all the traders with the money they totally have in the bank.
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# ? Oct 4, 2018 16:47 |
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I think you guys really underestimate how much vodoo wizardry and funny money things go into 'real' financial markets including commodities trading. People make financial products and people buy them forever and ever amen. e: for the record I hope tether collapses because it will be funny Business fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Oct 4, 2018 |
# ? Oct 4, 2018 17:47 |
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Trump pleads blockchain in Russian collusion trial
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# ? Oct 4, 2018 18:20 |
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Are stablecoins the new horse-backed currency I’ve been waiting for?
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# ? Oct 4, 2018 19:11 |
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Klyith posted:most of them don't. only a few exchanges allow tether to be sold for real money -- the majority just allow people to trade tether for other cryptocurrencies. that's a pretty blatant sign that they don't want anything to do with the consequences. But doesn't that mean the exchanges are giving away Bitcoin for Tether? I mean yeah you can (accurately) joke that Bitcoin isn't a real asset, but people will give you real money for it, so you can buy Bitcoin from an exchange with Tether and either cash out or transfer your Bitcoin to another exchange that will let you cash out or withdraw your Bitcoin and sell it. Right? Or will exchanges not send Bitcoin to other exchange for you / let you withdraw Bitcoin into your own wallet.
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# ? Oct 4, 2018 20:46 |
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You do not buy butts from exchanges. You buy from other Exchanges just get all the butts and tethers into one big wallet (under a very large birdbath) and move numbers around in an unsecured MySQL database to indicate who owns which butts or tethers. To make as many people as possible transfer their butts and tethers into the exchange wallet under the birdbath, they let people cash out by moving some of the butts to other exchanges or to a smaller wallet under a smaller birdbath so more people will give them butts for their exit scam.
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# ? Oct 4, 2018 21:13 |
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lol so if you use an exchange your butts are literally in someone elses wallet
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# ? Oct 4, 2018 22:59 |