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Man, I would have loved to have walked off with it as a souvenir, but I'm pretty sure they would have noticed the perimeter of fully visible insulation around the window, and I would have just been like "Uhh, I'unno, it was like that when I got here?" and then someone would have gotten suspicious and next thing you know parts of the plane are found in my laptop bag and I'm on the no-fly list 3000 miles from home. Maybe still worth the risk though.
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"Why, it's my new Windows laptop, sir."
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Deteriorata posted:"Why, it's my new Windows laptop, sir." "It's just in airplane mode at the moment"
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The inside windows on passenger planes have holes in them so the pressure doesn’t blast them into shards and break the outside window. They don’t do anything other than keep passengers away from the actual important windows. It’s a safety barrier and part of the interior compartments that are thankfully not supposed to be airtight. If the inside window comes off, the actual worst thing that could happen is for someone to try to smash it into the real window. SLOSifl fucked around with this message at 07:13 on Oct 3, 2018 |
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Deteriorata posted:"Why, it's my new Windows laptop, sir." Bad Munki posted:"It's just in airplane mode at the moment" 
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https://i.imgur.com/0CKOaAC.mp4
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If no one was hurt, it can't really be that unsafe, CAN IT?
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Oct 3, 2018 11:45
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I'm calling it, electricity was a bad idea
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and some say it's driving still
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Relentless posted:If it's roots were threatening a foundation, it was probably going to come down anyway. Not in such a rush-job way, but still coming down. We also had trees like that taken down here in Florida because of hurricanes. Nobody wants something like that toppling on a house.
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Cojawfee posted:Wow, that was a really nice tree. Sucks it had to come down because of some rear end in a top hat. It was a pine tree. gently caress pine trees, they should be in forests only.
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Platystemon posted:Everything is destined for the scrap heap, including the vehicle. Exactly. It's very efficient - just drive directly to the junkyard and toss the keys through the little window.
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Down Periscope is a good movie.
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Brute Squad posted:Down Periscope is a good movie.
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It looks like they knew this thing was gonna blow when they flipped the switch, besides that they're filming at all, everyone's real hesitant, preparing to run, so why would they even flip the switch in the first place and presumably make the problem worse?
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Azathoth posted:It looks like they knew this thing was gonna blow when they flipped the switch, besides that they're filming at all, everyone's real hesitant, preparing to run, so why would they even flip the switch in the first place and presumably make the problem worse? Well to start with: 
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Oct 3, 2018 18:21
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did it for the vine
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Oct 3, 2018 22:49
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I'm not an expert, but I don't think that's how you draw on eyebrows.
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"Wanna see a magic trick?"
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Impressive dedication to the "don't pull it out" safety principle for puncture wounds.
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Truly mightier than the sword.
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safety glasses, check
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schmug posted:safety glasses, check Those eyes are pretty dead, probablly should check for shoes.
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holy poo poo it's mr squiggle
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By the crest on his shirt, he apparently hosed up the "accio pencil" command.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:By the crest on his shirt, he apparently hosed up the "accio pencil" command. So not a Ravenclaw, then.
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When I was a kid, I accidentally did something like this to another kid's arm when he ran into me while I was holding a pencil. They called my mom and worded it this way: I "stabbed another kid". So you can imagine the hell I caught for that until she understood what actually happened.
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Imagined posted:When I was a kid, I accidentally did something like this to another kid's arm when he ran into me while I was holding a pencil. They called my mom and worded it this way: I "stabbed another kid". So you can imagine the hell I caught for that until she understood what actually happened. When I was in grade school, two kids ran into each other head-first on the soccer field. Unfortunately, one kid was a head taller than the other, so the taller kid lost a tooth and the shorter kid had said tooth embedded in his forehead with the root hanging out of it as he screamed holy hell.
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Dillbag posted:When I was in grade school, two kids ran into each other head-first on the soccer field. Unfortunately, one kid was a head taller than the other, so the taller kid lost a tooth and the shorter kid had said tooth embedded in his forehead with the root hanging out of it as he screamed holy hell. 
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That triggered a suppressed memory of going out with family to the near by tide flats early one Halloween afternoon. When heading back to the car to leave my younger 9 year old brother was lagging behind. I noticed him trip and fall then stay on the ground for a bit holding his eye. I ran up to him and when he pulled his hand away there was blood. When he fell, he went face first into some dry grass/reeds. One of the stalks went in to his eye. We rushed him to the ER. Thankfully it went between the eyeball and eye socket so it didn't puncture it. They had to clean out bits of debris and there was a slight abrasion but no serious damage. He spent the night home and we got him bags of candy to make up for it. He was wearing glasses, too. The stalk just went in at the right angle.
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If only this woman was as lucky as you guys regarding her eye https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2018/oct/04/ryder-cup-spectator-struck-by-koepka-shot-says-blow-could-have-been-fatal-corine-remande-golf “The doctor said immediately to my husband that it was a very big explosion in my eye and it was impossible for me now to see again with this eye. I don’t know how to live with only one eye. I like walking, sport, going to the gym and playing golf.” Safety goggles and hardhats as PPEs for every spectators!
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Just lol if your sunglasses aren't ansi z87.1+ rated I'm not joking either, I've been very glad to have them on when I hit a bee or something in the face going downhill on my mountain bike.
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Encrypted posted:If only this woman was as lucky as you guys regarding her eye I think there's one question the article failed to adequately address: did he play the ball where it lay?
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quote:Six rescue divers have drowned while trying to save a teenager from a disused mining pool in Malaysia. Ugh, I'm having a hard time imagining just what the hell went on there that would cause 6 rescue divers to drown at once. Was there like a giant drain hole like they have in the dams?  Encrypted posted:“The doctor said immediately to my husband that it was a very big explosion in my eye and it was impossible for me now to see again with this eye. I don’t know how to live with only one eye. I like walking, sport, going to the gym and playing golf.”
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Encrypted posted:If only this woman was as lucky as you guys regarding her eye I guess she found out now that golf is just as lame watching it in person as on TV.
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