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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Ghost Your Favorite (Or Requiescat) > shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: He tasted it and told it
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Oct 4, 2018 01:46
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Piell posted:I add a drop of a homeopathic distillation of oregano, you wouldn't believe how much flavor it adds REALLY? I WILL GIVE YOU MANY SOUPS FOR FREE!
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Oct 4, 2018 02:43
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https://twitter.com/RealCandaceO/status/1047463566629117952
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Oct 4, 2018 03:12
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No, they didn't No, she didn't No, you didn't No, they don't.
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Oct 4, 2018 03:39
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Had to check who she wasquote:Candace Owens is an American conservative commentator and activist. She is known for her pro-Trump stance and her criticism of Black Lives Matter Oh, right. Her. EDIT: Is that a bespoke CHUD hat?
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Oct 4, 2018 06:28
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I know it's just the twitter version of "notice me senpai", but I can't read that anything else than "I support at real Donald Trump" which just adds to the brainworms theme
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Oct 4, 2018 07:48
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And that woman? The physical manifestation of Clinton's missing emails
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Oct 4, 2018 07:59
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Wait, she's a black woman who supports Trump? ... has anyone checked that she's mentally competent to be allowed out on her own? 
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Oct 4, 2018 10:57
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The origin story of Candace Owens is that she made a site for doxxing internet bullies during GamerGate, either Zoe and/or Anita told her that's a bad idea, then GGers started harassing her while saying it's Zoe/Anita's fault. She decided that means Zoe/Anita sent the harassers, so she became a GGer->alt-righter->Trumpist
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Oct 4, 2018 11:02
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The_White_Crane posted:Wait, she's a black woman who supports Trump? That's pretty racist my dude
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Oct 4, 2018 11:35
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bike tory posted:That's pretty racist my dude Haven’t you heard? Every black woman thinks exactly the same. All stock standard liberals with no deviation whatsoever.
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Oct 4, 2018 11:44
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GAINING WEIGHT... posted:Haven’t you heard? Every black woman thinks exactly the same. All stock standard liberals with no deviation whatsoever. This applies to every racial and political group.
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Oct 4, 2018 11:50
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Zanzibar Ham posted:The origin story of Candace Owens is that she made a site for doxxing internet bullies during GamerGate, either Zoe and/or Anita told her that's a bad idea, then GGers started harassing her while saying it's Zoe/Anita's fault. She decided that means Zoe/Anita sent the harassers, so she became a GGer->alt-righter->Trumpist And here I thought that gamer gate couldn't be any more loving stupid.
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Oct 4, 2018 13:24
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fish and chips and dip posted:And here I thought that gamer gate couldn't be any more loving stupid. as they say in D&D, there is always more and it is always worse
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Oct 4, 2018 13:42
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https://twitter.com/neoliberal_dad/status/1047578045106855943 https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/1047056868819001345 The only two options for Candace Owens are "crazy" or "too stupid to be let outside on her own".
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Oct 4, 2018 14:04
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Adding dried oregano to an already completed soup is truly the pinnacle of culinary might, and worth free dining for life for sure Well, he did say the chef "made it again." Not that that makes the story more plausible. 2 years old, seriously? I mean, Kanye does actually brag about not reading books, right?
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Oct 4, 2018 17:39
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Jurgan posted:Well, he did say the chef "made it again." Not that that makes the story more plausible. 2 years old, seriously? "Made it again," like the restaurant makes every bowl of soup individually and not just one pot they scoop everything out of all night.
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Oct 4, 2018 17:46
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RoboRodent posted:"Made it again," like the restaurant makes every bowl of soup individually and not just one pot they scoop everything out of all night. Good point.
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Oct 4, 2018 17:49
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The_White_Crane posted:Wait, she's a black woman who supports Trump? Omarosa exists too dude. You must be living under a rock. Plenty of people are willing to turn on their own to personally advance themselves. Conservatives want to have someone so they can go "See? Not all black people hate Trump!" and some people are willing to be that person for some $$$.
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Oct 4, 2018 19:12
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Zaphod42 posted:Omarosa exists too dude. You must be living under a rock. "Some people" are willing to be that person because they actually believe it. Shocking.
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Oct 4, 2018 20:29
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You mean that people are very diverse and believe different things? Well I never...
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Oct 4, 2018 20:44
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it's easier to operate if you assume that everyone has the same beliefs as you, and if they claim anything else they're just lying for personal gain.
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Oct 4, 2018 20:44
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Tunicate posted:it's easier to operate if you assume that everyone has the same beliefs as you, and if they claim anything else they're just lying for personal gain. Alright, who's paying you to say that?
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Oct 4, 2018 20:49
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Jurgan posted:Well, he did say the chef "made it again." Not that that makes the story more plausible. 2 years old, seriously? I had a boss like that. Dude saw me carrying a book once and went on a rant about how books are dumb and all movies are naturally superior. Course he also live streams to Facebook while driving without a seatbelt so that's someone I wouldn't really respect
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Oct 4, 2018 23:37
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When will people understand that twitter is literally the worst social media platform on which to post long bullshit stories, I mean people have to go read responses to get the rest of the story ffs
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Oct 5, 2018 00:07
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But you might strike it internet famous like that woman who tweeted about the woman on a plane. Resulting in the woman on a place getting doxxed and harassed by the internet because she was a slut
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Oct 5, 2018 00:29
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Len posted:But you might strike it internet famous like that woman who tweeted about the woman on a plane. Resulting in the woman on a place getting doxxed and harassed by the internet because she was a slut Wait, is SA not the platform for becoming internet famous? All these years, wasted 
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Oct 5, 2018 00:56
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life is killing me posted:When will people understand that twitter is literally the worst social media platform on which to post long bullshit stories, I mean people have to go read responses to get the rest of the story ffs It's like how instagram is the worst video platform but people still post loss of videos to it
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Oct 5, 2018 11:25
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I told a co-worker last night about something from these forums and had to tell him, "Yes, the Something Awful website is still around."
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Oct 5, 2018 16:39
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You have made many mistakes Speaking of, I keep reading the title as being an aggressive database of customers
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Oct 5, 2018 17:02
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Zaphod42 posted:Omarosa exists too dude. You must be living under a rock. Omarosa turned on him, though. It’s sad that she’s behaved with more integrity than anyone else who’s left the WH. Len posted:But you might strike it internet famous like that woman who tweeted about the woman on a plane. Resulting in the woman on a place getting doxxed and harassed by the internet because she was a slut Ugh, “plane bae.” That was so bad.
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Oct 5, 2018 17:11
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Aleph Null posted:I told a co-worker last night about something from these forums and had to tell him, "Yes, the Something Awful website is still around." Legends never die
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Oct 5, 2018 21:07
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https://mobile.twitter.com/carlykimmel/status/1048307133530296320
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Oct 5, 2018 22:36
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Jurgan posted:Omarosa turned on him, though. It’s sad that she’s behaved with more integrity than anyone else who’s left the WH. I read the entire tweet story and went "Jesus why did that sound like a good idea? That's fuckin' creepy" and then turns out the internet decided she was a horrible slut and she had to close her accounts due to harassment. WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED?!
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Oct 5, 2018 23:14
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https://twitter.com/carlykimmel/status/822843351623831553
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Oct 6, 2018 07:23
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https://twitter.com/mschlapp/status/1048727669674856448
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Oct 8, 2018 19:24
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In a Venn diagram, I bet there's almost a complete overlap of STDH and use of the phrase "he/she then proceeded to."
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Oct 8, 2018 20:01
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Zaphod42 posted:I dunno, I can legit believe someone did this. I was proofing this insanely boring procedure with one of my coworkers awhile back. He would read a step, I would perform it, and we'd note if the instructions were unclear or incorrect. When he said "Step 69" I half heartedly muttered "nice". He got sort of a manic look in his eye and launched into a weird rant about internet porn where he used the phrase "big black cocks" at least three times. Anyway
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Oct 8, 2018 20:09
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The Moon Monster posted:I was proofing this insanely boring procedure with one of my coworkers awhile back. He would read a step, I would perform it, and we'd note if the instructions were unclear or incorrect. When he said "Step 69" I half heartedly muttered "nice". He got sort of a manic look in his eye and launched into a weird rant about internet porn where he used the phrase "big black cocks" at least three times. Anyway I kid you not any time something ends in 69 at least 4 of my co-workers will say "nice". They even use the picture of the dude from South Park saying 'nice'. What kills me there though is, that's explicitly missing the point of that episode. Those people are watching South Park not realizing its satire. That loving blows my mind. Its the same as people who un-ironically post "member star wars?" and then... go right into waxing nostalgic about star wars. Just... goddamn. Y'all are a self-parody.
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Oct 8, 2018 23:29
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I'm sure there's people who think Jonathan Swift brought up some really interesting points.
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Oct 9, 2018 00:37
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