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Oct 4, 2018 14:32
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Ahh the good ol' Itanium Curve 
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Oct 4, 2018 15:02
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ate all the Oreos posted:Ahh the good ol' Itanium Curve I would have also accepted disco sales projection. 
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Oct 4, 2018 15:31
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People that screenshot things with some lovely "night light" feature turned on should be banned from the internet.
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Oct 4, 2018 15:39
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Lambert posted:People that screenshot things with some lovely "night light" feature turned on should be banned from the internet. that is an incredibly specific thing to bunch your knickers around
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Oct 4, 2018 15:53
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madmatt112 posted:that is an incredibly specific thing to bunch your knickers around I'm really mad about it, though.
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Oct 4, 2018 17:01
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBALPi2AOsw&t=31s
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Oct 4, 2018 17:14
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a 96 year old guy spending a fortune to cling to life a little bit longer...
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Oct 4, 2018 17:51
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He named the Higgs Boson the "Goddamn Particle" and some publisher censored it to God Particle and attributed it to him and he was bitter about it to his dying breath
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Oct 4, 2018 17:55
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got any sevens posted:a 96 year old guy spending a fortune to cling to life a little bit longer... tell me you wouldnt do the exact same thing in his place
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Oct 4, 2018 19:24
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babypolis posted:tell me you wouldnt do the exact same thing in his place
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Oct 4, 2018 19:26
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Marxist-Jezzinist posted:I'd spend it trying to make everyone else's slightly shorter I would also throw a huge party
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Oct 4, 2018 20:03
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How the gently caress are people this bad at forecasting, every single time? If you keep noticing you make the same sorts of errors over and over, maybe you should correct for those errors?  Nah j/k the forecasters get paid more by predicting unrealistic outcomes.
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Oct 4, 2018 20:20
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I’d start a webcam where I pretend to be Barack Obama and jam that Nobel up my rear end for patreon subscribers
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Oct 4, 2018 20:24
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Filthy Hans posted:He named the Higgs Boson the "Goddamn Particle" and some publisher censored it to God Particle and attributed it to him and he was bitter about it to his dying breath dang he must have been one of those rad nerds
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Oct 4, 2018 20:31
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Jon Joe posted:How the gently caress are people this bad at forecasting, every single time? If you keep noticing you make the same sorts of errors over and over, maybe you should correct for those errors? At my last job the owner of the company wanted some dumb live-updating charts to be displayed on this TV he had mounted in the office. So I threw together a thing to his specifications, but he insisted they must be wrong because they showed a bunch of metrics about sales and customer contacts and stuff trending downward instead of upward, and they must be going upward because he's sure they are, so I should go back and make sure I'm aggregating the data right, fix my code, whatever. So I went back to my desk, double-checked that I was in fact doing everything correctly, and finally just reversed the order of the data without reversing the X-axis labels so suddenly everything was doing great  He never noticed.
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Oct 4, 2018 20:34
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I told my immediate boss that's what I did and that I was gonna change it back eventually once the guy stopped paying as much attention, and my boss thought it was very funny and that I should just leave it, so it remained that way for like a year and a half until I left the company for my current job, and who knows it might still be running 
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Jon Joe posted:How the gently caress are people this bad at forecasting, every single time? If you keep noticing you make the same sorts of errors over and over, maybe you should correct for those errors? Those forecasters are exactly the people you want to pitch a pyramid scheme to, everything's going to the moon! The moon!!
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ate all the Oreos posted:At my last job the owner of the company wanted some dumb live-updating charts to be displayed on this TV he had mounted in the office. So I threw together a thing to his specifications, but he insisted they must be wrong because they showed a bunch of metrics about sales and customer contacts and stuff trending downward instead of upward, and they must be going upward because he's sure they are, so I should go back and make sure I'm aggregating the data right, fix my code, whatever. So I went back to my desk, double-checked that I was in fact doing everything correctly, and finally just reversed the order of the data without reversing the X-axis labels so suddenly everything was doing great ate all the Oreos posted:I told my immediate boss that's what I did and that I was gonna change it back eventually once the guy stopped paying as much attention, and my boss thought it was very funny and that I should just leave it, so it remained that way for like a year and a half until I left the company for my current job, and who knows it might still be running How is the company not underwater already?
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Oct 4, 2018 21:48
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Jon Joe posted:How the gently caress are people this bad at forecasting, every single time? If you keep noticing you make the same sorts of errors over and over, maybe you should correct for those errors? The little dip they always add halfway through is the best part. Its that perfect Geroge Costanza type of lie.
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pushpins posted:The little dip they always add halfway through is the best part. Its that perfect Geroge Costanza type of lie. The ultimate gotcha, at least imo, are the people who will look at the difference between the prediction and reality and ask, "hmmm, what went wrong in reality?"
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Oct 4, 2018 22:05
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pushpins posted:The little dip they always add halfway through is the best part. Its that perfect Geroge Costanza type of lie. it's the obummer dip
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Oct 4, 2018 23:11
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surely they'll work harder in jail
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What's the context of this?
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SoR Blaze posted:What's the context of this? they're striking today
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Oct 4, 2018 23:47
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specifically some of the strikers blocked traffic and got arrested for inconveniencing someones commute
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Oct 4, 2018 23:48
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The Empire Strikes Back Those uniforms are dystopian as gently caress.
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Oct 4, 2018 23:59
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Platystemon posted:The Empire Strikes Back I have no idea what you could be talking about! 
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Taintrunner posted:I have no idea what you could be talking about! *desire to know more intensifies*
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Oct 5, 2018 00:48
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Moridin920 posted:*desire to know more intensifies* McDonalds is an evil company and every single employee above general manager needs to be lined up against a wall and gunned down like the horrible pigs they are.
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Screaming Idiot posted:McDonalds is an evil company and every single employee above general manager needs to be lined up against a wall and gunned down like the horrible pigs they are. Eat the rich, try the new McManager burger today!
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Taintrunner posted:I have no idea what you could be talking about! they're just cosplaying facists for the fashion
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Oct 5, 2018 01:46
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How many years before I'm getting my mcdoubles handed to me by imperial navy officers?
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Crazypoops posted:How many years before I'm getting my mcdoubles handed to me by imperial navy officers? Now?
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StashAugustine posted:specifically some of the strikers blocked traffic and got arrested for inconveniencing someones commute several people were unable to get to their office cubicle to watch unboxing videos all day
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