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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011


:thunk:

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ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL


It's an article about the rape allegations lol

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Juve have finally responded and it's, well it's not good

https://mobile.twitter.com/juventusfcen/status/1047912523494842370
https://twitter.com/juventusfcen/status/1047912694832123905

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

Way to dig their own grave

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Why even comment

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
When are they printing the t-shirts?

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

e may be a ow you say, rapist, but he a kick a the ball so good *chef kiss*

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

jfc i hope they pull a Sunderland

also glad Gigi isn't there to be a part of this bullshit

Zaodai
May 23, 2009

Death before dishonor?
Your terms are accepted.


They might as well have just tweeted "Look, we didn't sign a rapist, he hasn't raped in years!"

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

Bape Culture posted:

e may be a ow you say, rapist, but he a kick a the ball so good *chef kiss*

lol

I wonder if you could mount a defence that says Ronald is so desirable that the concept of someone not wanting to have sex with him is utterly alien to him. Like sexual affluenza.

Its either that or the Shaggy defence.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


im the inability to number things

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Blue Star Error posted:

lol

I wonder if you could mount a defence that says Ronald is so desirable that the concept of someone not wanting to have sex with him is utterly alien to him. Like sexual affluenza.

Its either that or the Shaggy defence.

I mean he has the obvious gay defense, too.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


Public Relations. People want to hear from the club. What does the club say?

Its a cover your rear end statement for them. They dont mention the event, the evidence, or the location. Juventus mentions professionalism and dedication which obfuscate from the fact that they arent condemning or supporting him regarding the issue. They are blocking and bridging.

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer
The situation is unwinnable for Juventus from a PR perspective and that's hilarious

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010

Blue Star Error posted:

lol

I wonder if you could mount a defence that says Ronald is so desirable that the concept of someone not wanting to have sex with him is utterly alien to him. Like sexual affluenza.

Its either that or the Shaggy defence.

Girls are allergic to guys with zero confidence.

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Collateral posted:

Girls are allergic to guys with zero confidence.

Girls only want boyfriends with great skills. Free kick skills... finishing skills... bow hunting skills...

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Juve still doesn't understand how statute of limitations works.

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

BWV posted:

Juve still doesn't understand how the rule of law works.

Fixed.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Alexeythegreat posted:

The situation is unwinnable for Juventus from a PR perspective and that's hilarious

I mean, they could've just copied Nike's statement and not come across like tone-deaf pricks.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
I'm fairly sure that Juventus is run by a bunch of Italian men so being lovely about rape is extremely on brand

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Juventus thinks she was wearing tight jeans

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011

But enough about Juve’s championships...

Dilkington
Aug 6, 2010

"Al mio amore Dilkington, Gennaro"
I've been trying to think up a VAR joke but can't manage it. Best of luck to all of you.

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

blue footed boobie posted:

I mean he has the obvious gay defense, too.

didn't they use to make men jack off in court or something to prove their impotency or something back in the old days?

if ronald can jack off to gay porn in front of a judge, then the gay defense has merit

has to be a guy judge though so he can't cheat

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Karl Sharks posted:

didn't they use to make men jack off in court or something to prove their impotency or something back in the old days?

if ronald can jack off to gay porn in front of a judge, then the gay defense has merit

has to be a guy judge though so he can't cheat

But if he's gay and it's a guy judge, that's just helping Ronaldo more?!?!?

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty

Bape Culture posted:

e may be a ow you say, rapist, but he a kick a the ball so good *chef kiss*

Pedro De Heredia
May 30, 2006

Mean Bean Machine posted:

Nothing's gonna come out of this, just like nothing happened a couple of years ago when this chick popped up the first time and Der Shitgel started reporting on this. Ten years ago she decided to settle whatever this is out of court and got paid a hefty sum for it, now the money has probably run out so she's shopping around the fake story to the highest bidder and the SJWs are eating it right up. No wonder now that the #metoo movement has died out and they need something else to be outraged about. The woman and her lawyers signed a contract ten years ago, now they have decided its null and void (translation: more money please) and are using that as an excuse to violate its terms. Is nothing sacred anymore? Apparently not.
She should be ashamed. And sad that this is how German media has tried to steer the focus away from their WC failure and German players cuddling with foreign dictators, their uncompetitive league that is losing all its viewers, also the rise of the far-right movement in the country. Meanwhile 0 world wars, 0 real world cups and 0 real ballon d'ors, and they're gossiping like women instead of dealing with their very real problems. The next Hitler is right around the corner in that cesspool of a country, and we'll need all the brave men like Ronaldo to bear arms and fight this evil again. I know what side I'll be on.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

MBM's Everest.

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

Dilkington posted:

I've been trying to think up a VAR joke but can't manage it. Best of luck to all of you.

Vigorously Anal Ronaldo?

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Dilkington posted:

I've been trying to think up a VAR joke but can't manage it. Best of luck to all of you.

I dont think a video replay of him begging for a handjob would help him out much tbh.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

CyberPingu posted:

I dont think a video replay of him begging for a handjob would help him out much tbh.

I mean VAR could determine if it was a hand ball or not.

Pedro De Heredia
May 30, 2006

Dilkington posted:

I've been trying to think up a VAR joke but can't manage it. Best of luck to all of you.

Ronaldo has shown his support for VAR.

Violent Anal Rape.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Pedro De Heredia posted:

Ronaldo has shown his support for VAR.

Violent Anal Rape.

:stonklol:

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Pedro De Heredia posted:

Ronaldo has shown his support for VAR.

Violent Anal Rape.

:drat:

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Pedro De Heredia posted:

Ronaldo has shown his support for VAR.

Violent Anal Rape.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
EA has removed all images of Ron Ron from their site.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Pedro De Heredia posted:

Ronaldo has shown his support for VAR.

Violent Anal Rape.

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

CyberPingu posted:

EA has removed all images of Ron Ron from their site.

It's a good thing he's not on the cover of the game or anything

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
They should release an updated cover with just a big black REDACTED box over Ron Ron

Zaodai
May 23, 2009

Death before dishonor?
Your terms are accepted.


They could do what they did with the Brett Favre madden cover that one year and release something you could print out if you wanted to that would slide into the dust sleeve of your game and update it. :v:

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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



CyberPingu posted:

They should release an updated cover with just a big black REDACTED box over Ron Ron
Redacted isn’t the word I was expecting to see after “big black”

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