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Feb 24, 2007



Paul Giamatti as Count Fenring, the genetic-eunuch

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phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
All of these suggestions are terrible.

Liquid Dinosaur
Dec 16, 2011

by Smythe
Idris Elba as Duncan.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Liquid Dinosaur posted:

Idris Elba as Duncan.

Yes.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.
Brian Blessed as the Baron.

"Am I ALIVE?!!"
"Yes, you are alive, my Baron."
"I'M!! ALIVE!!!!!HA!!!!!!!"
*Cheap BBC sets visibly shake.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
Just use the now-older Lynch cast members as older characters.
Alicia Witt as Jessica, Brad Dourif as Hawat, Patrick Stuart as Gurney, etc.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
drat fine planet, and hot!

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



once again

turn left hillary!! noo posted:

Shadout in the streets, sandtrout in the sheets

thatfatkid
Feb 20, 2011

by Azathoth
Idris Elba as Gurney
Jake Gyllenhaal as Duncan
Kyle Maclachlan as Leto
Matt Damon as Thufir
John C Reilly as The Baron

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

Elissimpark posted:

Brian Blessed as the Baron.

"Am I ALIVE?!!"
"Yes, you are alive, my Baron."
"I'M!! ALIVE!!!!!HA!!!!!!!"
*Cheap BBC sets visibly shake.

We need to squeeze every drop of acting cheese out of Brian before we lose him.

I want our coffers fat with the laughter of Blessed.

Also, I didn't know that a scytale was some ancient deciphering doohickey.

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

I’m in Tehran right now and even though girls here don’t generally wear any head covering I just saw a 1:1 Alia of the Knife.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Anne Frank Funk posted:

I’m in Tehran right now and even though girls here don’t generally wear any head covering I just saw a 1:1 Alia of the Knife.

She saw you, too. You probably don't have long now :(









Can I have your stereo water?

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

madeintaipei posted:

Can I have your stereo water?

You can have the water that springs from the top of my pillar, resting upon two rocks.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Anne Frank Funk posted:

You can have the water that springs from the top of my pillar, resting upon two rocks.

tell me of the waters of your usul, usul

DebonaireD
May 7, 2007

The guy cast as Paul looks a lot like a younger Kyle maclachlan and rebecca Ferguson is the spitting image of the original Jessica. Is the new movie going to be hopelessly derivative of Lynch's take? You want to film an unfilmable book, you hire someone from the avante garde and give them more money than they've ever seen in one place before. Instead, a soft reboot with some updated graphics is the best you can hope for with the going rate of mainstream scifi movies.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
I swear if they make ornithopters into dorky diamond-shaped things again they can gently caress off.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
They have to have bird wings. It says so right in the name.

Ratatozsk
Mar 6, 2007

Had we turned left instead, we may have encountered something like this...

Phil Moscowitz posted:

They have to have bird wings. It says so right in the name.

Ok fine. Assume one of these

and one of these

behaved like Heinlein would have wanted. Happy?

Mode 7
Jul 28, 2007

DebonaireD posted:

The guy cast as Paul looks a lot like a younger Kyle maclachlan and rebecca Ferguson is the spitting image of the original Jessica. Is the new movie going to be hopelessly derivative of Lynch's take? You want to film an unfilmable book, you hire someone from the avante garde and give them more money than they've ever seen in one place before. Instead, a soft reboot with some updated graphics is the best you can hope for with the going rate of mainstream scifi movies.

Dennis Villeneuve is an extremely good director and I have faith that the movie will be excellent.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Ratatozsk posted:

Ok fine. Assume one of these

and one of these

behaved like Heinlein would have wanted. Happy?

NO NO NO

thatfatkid
Feb 20, 2011

by Azathoth

Mode 7 posted:

Dennis Villeneuve is an extremely good director and I have faith that the movie will be excellent.

:hai:

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


i'd really enjoy it if Dune becomes the white whale of successive generations of weird auteur directors. I'd like to see villeneuve get shipwrecked with releasing a flawed but good movie, and then when i'm like 50 someone else tries again, and right before i die some new director tries again and it just becomes a running obsession with a certain kind of film maker to conquer dune but nobody ever quite nails every aspect of it.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



I wish nothing but success for Villanueve. I think he has more balls than any big studio director currently above ground.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I think they should cast David Lynch as Dr Yueh

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Ratatozsk posted:

Ok fine. Assume one of these

and one of these

behaved like Heinlein would have wanted. Happy?

Anything that’s not the John Schoenherr version is wrong, wrong, wrong. :colbert:
(#5 in this collection)

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

The Bloop posted:

I think they should cast David Lynch as Dr Yueh

That and John C Reilly as the baron are some casting I can get behind.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

basic hitler posted:

i'd really enjoy it if Dune becomes the white whale of successive generations of weird auteur directors. I'd like to see villeneuve get shipwrecked with releasing a flawed but good movie, and then when i'm like 50 someone else tries again, and right before i die some new director tries again and it just becomes a running obsession with a certain kind of film maker to conquer dune but nobody ever quite nails every aspect of it.

This is what Dune is, it is the white whale of film, the dragon that must be chased. There is no way to adapt it and everyone who has ever read it knows it, therefore it must be adapted.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Modern age dune set in the Midwest.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

BONGHITZ posted:

Modern age dune set in the Midwest.

I would totally watch people go and adapt Dune to different places and times like terrible Shakespeare adaptations.

It would be terrible but I would watch it.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Ugly In The Morning posted:

That and John C Reilly as the baron are some casting I can get behind.

Why don't we just cast Will Farrell as Duncan and burn every copy of the book while we're at it.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Dune, but it’s crabs instead of people. The spice is salt.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Zopotantor posted:

Anything that’s not the John Schoenherr version is wrong, wrong, wrong. :colbert:
(#5 in this collection)

Yeah, his illustrations are irrefutably the coolest.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

Yeah, his illustrations are irrefutably the coolest.

Did he do the covers for the (I think it was Ace?) paperbacks? Because those were good too.

Ratatozsk
Mar 6, 2007

Had we turned left instead, we may have encountered something like this...

phasmid posted:

Why don't we just cast Will Farrell as Duncan and burn every copy of the book while we're at it.

Chris Kattan as Piter de Vries. Night at Arrak’sbury

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



phasmid posted:

Did he do the covers for the (I think it was Ace?) paperbacks? Because those were good too.

I dunno. I've held onto my Berkley paperback of Messiah for years because of that awesome pic of Muadib's head made of sand


There's no credit for the cover art on the thing tho

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Ugly In The Morning posted:

I would totally watch people go and adapt Dune to different places and times like terrible Shakespeare adaptations.

It would be terrible but I would watch it.

Wouldn't that basically end up being Lawrence of Arabia/Mohammed?

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
The movie should be really seriously made, maintain the somber tone and quiet attention to detail of the book, the quiet dread Paul feels as his prescience creeps up on him, the focused awareness everyone feels as they're thrust into these new and unfamiliar situations, but then for no reason one detail should be inexplicably stupid.

Like the crysknives should be some cheesy BUD K Fantasy Knives with holes cut out of the blades and carved dragons for handles. Or the personal shields should be this airbrushed hot neon pink.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
I really like the Dune Encyclopedia.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Murray Mantoinette posted:

The movie should be really seriously made, maintain the somber tone and quiet attention to detail of the book, the quiet dread Paul feels as his prescience creeps up on him, the focused awareness everyone feels as they're thrust into these new and unfamiliar situations, but then for no reason one detail should be inexplicably stupid.

Like the crysknives should be some cheesy BUD K Fantasy Knives with holes cut out of the blades and carved dragons for handles. Or the personal shields should be this airbrushed hot neon pink.

The sandworms have really tiny googly eyes

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Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.
All the Fremen have strong Yorkshire accents.

"Thar shar be known as Usul, which is t'strength at thar base o' t'pillar.

*Gathered Fremen mumble solemnly and adjust still-flatcaps.

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