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Paul Giamatti as Count Fenring, the genetic-eunuch
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All of these suggestions are terrible.
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# ? Oct 2, 2018 21:42 |
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Idris Elba as Duncan.
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# ? Oct 2, 2018 22:17 |
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Liquid Dinosaur posted:Idris Elba as Duncan. Yes.
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# ? Oct 2, 2018 22:38 |
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Brian Blessed as the Baron. "Am I ALIVE?!!" "Yes, you are alive, my Baron." "I'M!! ALIVE!!!!!HA!!!!!!!" *Cheap BBC sets visibly shake.
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# ? Oct 2, 2018 22:49 |
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Just use the now-older Lynch cast members as older characters. Alicia Witt as Jessica, Brad Dourif as Hawat, Patrick Stuart as Gurney, etc.
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 00:01 |
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drat fine planet, and hot!
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 00:04 |
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once againturn left hillary!! noo posted:Shadout in the streets, sandtrout in the sheets
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 00:15 |
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Idris Elba as Gurney Jake Gyllenhaal as Duncan Kyle Maclachlan as Leto Matt Damon as Thufir John C Reilly as The Baron
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# ? Oct 3, 2018 11:04 |
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Elissimpark posted:Brian Blessed as the Baron. We need to squeeze every drop of acting cheese out of Brian before we lose him. I want our coffers fat with the laughter of Blessed. Also, I didn't know that a scytale was some ancient deciphering doohickey.
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# ? Oct 4, 2018 09:14 |
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I’m in Tehran right now and even though girls here don’t generally wear any head covering I just saw a 1:1 Alia of the Knife.
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# ? Oct 4, 2018 12:47 |
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Anne Frank Funk posted:I’m in Tehran right now and even though girls here don’t generally wear any head covering I just saw a 1:1 Alia of the Knife. She saw you, too. You probably don't have long now Can I have your
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 16:20 |
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madeintaipei posted:Can I have your You can have the water that springs from the top of my pillar, resting upon two rocks.
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 16:42 |
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Anne Frank Funk posted:You can have the water that springs from the top of my pillar, resting upon two rocks. tell me of the waters of your usul, usul
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 20:15 |
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The guy cast as Paul looks a lot like a younger Kyle maclachlan and rebecca Ferguson is the spitting image of the original Jessica. Is the new movie going to be hopelessly derivative of Lynch's take? You want to film an unfilmable book, you hire someone from the avante garde and give them more money than they've ever seen in one place before. Instead, a soft reboot with some updated graphics is the best you can hope for with the going rate of mainstream scifi movies.
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 21:06 |
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I swear if they make ornithopters into dorky diamond-shaped things again they can gently caress off.
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# ? Oct 5, 2018 23:13 |
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They have to have bird wings. It says so right in the name.
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# ? Oct 6, 2018 02:40 |
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Phil Moscowitz posted:They have to have bird wings. It says so right in the name. Ok fine. Assume one of these and one of these behaved like Heinlein would have wanted. Happy?
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# ? Oct 6, 2018 03:03 |
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DebonaireD posted:The guy cast as Paul looks a lot like a younger Kyle maclachlan and rebecca Ferguson is the spitting image of the original Jessica. Is the new movie going to be hopelessly derivative of Lynch's take? You want to film an unfilmable book, you hire someone from the avante garde and give them more money than they've ever seen in one place before. Instead, a soft reboot with some updated graphics is the best you can hope for with the going rate of mainstream scifi movies. Dennis Villeneuve is an extremely good director and I have faith that the movie will be excellent.
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# ? Oct 6, 2018 03:12 |
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Ratatozsk posted:Ok fine. Assume one of these NO NO NO
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# ? Oct 6, 2018 03:49 |
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Mode 7 posted:Dennis Villeneuve is an extremely good director and I have faith that the movie will be excellent.
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i'd really enjoy it if Dune becomes the white whale of successive generations of weird auteur directors. I'd like to see villeneuve get shipwrecked with releasing a flawed but good movie, and then when i'm like 50 someone else tries again, and right before i die some new director tries again and it just becomes a running obsession with a certain kind of film maker to conquer dune but nobody ever quite nails every aspect of it.
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# ? Oct 6, 2018 04:56 |
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I wish nothing but success for Villanueve. I think he has more balls than any big studio director currently above ground.
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# ? Oct 6, 2018 05:03 |
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I think they should cast David Lynch as Dr Yueh
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# ? Oct 6, 2018 05:48 |
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Ratatozsk posted:Ok fine. Assume one of these Anything that’s not the John Schoenherr version is wrong, wrong, wrong. (#5 in this collection)
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# ? Oct 6, 2018 14:14 |
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The Bloop posted:I think they should cast David Lynch as Dr Yueh That and John C Reilly as the baron are some casting I can get behind.
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basic hitler posted:i'd really enjoy it if Dune becomes the white whale of successive generations of weird auteur directors. I'd like to see villeneuve get shipwrecked with releasing a flawed but good movie, and then when i'm like 50 someone else tries again, and right before i die some new director tries again and it just becomes a running obsession with a certain kind of film maker to conquer dune but nobody ever quite nails every aspect of it. This is what Dune is, it is the white whale of film, the dragon that must be chased. There is no way to adapt it and everyone who has ever read it knows it, therefore it must be adapted.
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# ? Oct 6, 2018 18:46 |
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Modern age dune set in the Midwest.
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# ? Oct 6, 2018 18:56 |
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BONGHITZ posted:Modern age dune set in the Midwest. I would totally watch people go and adapt Dune to different places and times like terrible Shakespeare adaptations. It would be terrible but I would watch it.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:That and John C Reilly as the baron are some casting I can get behind. Why don't we just cast Will Farrell as Duncan and burn every copy of the book while we're at it.
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# ? Oct 6, 2018 19:06 |
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Dune, but it’s crabs instead of people. The spice is salt.
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# ? Oct 6, 2018 19:10 |
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Zopotantor posted:Anything that’s not the John Schoenherr version is wrong, wrong, wrong. Yeah, his illustrations are irrefutably the coolest.
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# ? Oct 6, 2018 19:16 |
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:Yeah, his illustrations are irrefutably the coolest. Did he do the covers for the (I think it was Ace?) paperbacks? Because those were good too.
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# ? Oct 6, 2018 19:34 |
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phasmid posted:Why don't we just cast Will Farrell as Duncan and burn every copy of the book while we're at it. Chris Kattan as Piter de Vries. Night at Arrak’sbury
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phasmid posted:Did he do the covers for the (I think it was Ace?) paperbacks? Because those were good too. I dunno. I've held onto my Berkley paperback of Messiah for years because of that awesome pic of Muadib's head made of sand There's no credit for the cover art on the thing tho
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I would totally watch people go and adapt Dune to different places and times like terrible Shakespeare adaptations. Wouldn't that basically end up being Lawrence of Arabia/Mohammed?
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 04:04 |
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The movie should be really seriously made, maintain the somber tone and quiet attention to detail of the book, the quiet dread Paul feels as his prescience creeps up on him, the focused awareness everyone feels as they're thrust into these new and unfamiliar situations, but then for no reason one detail should be inexplicably stupid. Like the crysknives should be some cheesy BUD K Fantasy Knives with holes cut out of the blades and carved dragons for handles. Or the personal shields should be this airbrushed hot neon pink.
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 00:13 |
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I really like the Dune Encyclopedia.
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 00:27 |
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Murray Mantoinette posted:The movie should be really seriously made, maintain the somber tone and quiet attention to detail of the book, the quiet dread Paul feels as his prescience creeps up on him, the focused awareness everyone feels as they're thrust into these new and unfamiliar situations, but then for no reason one detail should be inexplicably stupid. The sandworms have really tiny googly eyes
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 01:49 |
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All the Fremen have strong Yorkshire accents. "Thar shar be known as Usul, which is t'strength at thar base o' t'pillar. *Gathered Fremen mumble solemnly and adjust still-flatcaps.
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 02:30 |