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Martin Random posted:The words are too educated. Too calculated to divide us. *dwarf does NOT require alcohol to get through the day HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Epic High Five posted:*dwarf does NOT require alcohol to get through the day What greater proof of a conspiracy in our midst could we ask for? Gentledwarves, quarry is set, and the hunt is on.
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Oct 7, 2018 01:31
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I am not pig, I am a free Dwarf! The only dirt naps I take are of my own volition!
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Oct 7, 2018 01:31
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But seriously, cave adaptation prevents you from running around or liberating shiny things from the oppressor!
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Oct 7, 2018 01:35
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Dwarf me as a captain of industry. More magma smelters, destroy all nature for short term gain. There is no scientifically proven link between dwarven adamantite mining and demon attacks.
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Oct 7, 2018 02:02
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EdithUpwards posted:I propose the construction of a surface farm and complex of rowhouses with a secure, but separate underground hideaway, or "burrow", linking them. Should an opportunistic attack occur, the farmers shall shelter in place, dividing the attention of the enemy and easing the logistical burden faced by a fortress under siege. Unfortunately we live in a tundra region where it's literally impossible to grow stuff above ground.  Mining Adamantine, making sure I'm careful so the circus doesn't visit us too early
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Oct 7, 2018 02:10
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The futurist party calls on the government to cease its cowardice and pierce through the adamantine spires into the netherworld - and the future. After our glorious soldiers crush the demonic hordes, we shall have for our taking an entire new realm into which we can expand.
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Oct 7, 2018 03:05
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A Russian troll farm posted:The futurist party calls on the government to cease its cowardice and pierce through the adamantine spires into the netherworld - and the future. After our glorious soldiers crush the demonic hordes, we shall have for our taking an entire new realm into which we can expand.  
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Oct 7, 2018 03:08
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A Russian troll farm posted:The futurist party calls on the government to cease its cowardice and pierce through the adamantine spires into the netherworld - and the future. After our glorious soldiers crush the demonic hordes, we shall have for our taking an entire new realm into which we can expand. I know a dwarf film by the name Dwarf Event Horizon where its true when we reach a singularity we will also open a portal to hell, this dwarf is correct.
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Oct 7, 2018 03:09
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when not meticulously manufacturing a variety of cloths, i try to spend some time near the well crafted Electrum Statue of Squizzle 2nd Century Gnostic Testedlanced. i sit silently at its side. sometimes i well up all of the sudden. if any of the dwarves approach me i gently kiss them on the forehead and tell them they are more powerful than god
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Oct 7, 2018 03:25
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Martin Random posted:I know a dwarf film by the name Dwarf Event Horizon where its true when we reach a singularity we will also open a portal to hell, this dwarf is correct. Where-a we-a going, we no gonna need-a the eyes to see
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Oct 7, 2018 03:28
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A Russian troll farm posted:The futurist party calls on the government to cease its cowardice and pierce through the adamantine spires into the netherworld - and the future. After our glorious soldiers crush the demonic hordes, we shall have for our taking an entire new realm into which we can expand. How about we compromise and just send soldiers out to raid some enemy towns? The new version of DF lets you do XCOM where you send people on raids
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Oct 7, 2018 03:34
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I urge on behalf of the my fellow farmer brother and sisters I represent and detest, free yourselves of your bondage. All structures are a trap, destroy all walls, send in the cleansing magma.
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Oct 7, 2018 04:07
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Any posadists left? If so I'd like to point out the similarities of breaking the adamantine she'll between this and the hell world and setting off a nuclear holocaust
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Oct 7, 2018 04:08
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Epic High Five posted:Any posadists left? If so I'd like to point out the similarities of breaking the adamantine she'll between this and the hell world and setting off a nuclear holocaust all in favor of a suicide cult ?
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Oct 7, 2018 04:10
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Martin Random posted:all in favor of a suicide cult ? Goodness no, I'm a clintonite! However I will help you automate your death cult as long as you agree to 50% of your executioners being women or minorities
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Oct 7, 2018 04:14
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We have our second artifact! Our first was real boring throne, but this thing is awesome!
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Oct 7, 2018 04:30
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Is it possible to make those screenshots less incomprehensible on mobile
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Oct 7, 2018 04:30
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Venom Snake posted:Entrance (im going to put ballistas in the stone fortifications) you call those fortifications? WE NEED BUNKERS! BUNKERS EVERYWHERE. A BUNKER IN EVERY BEDROOM.
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Oct 7, 2018 04:41
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Epic High Five posted:Is it possible to make those screenshots less incomprehensible on mobile Unfortunately dwarf fortress loves really long wide rolls of text for descriptions. this is a problem iv worked on a lot with little success outside of a few things Captain Billy Pissboy posted:you call those fortifications? WE NEED BUNKERS! BUNKERS EVERYWHERE. A BUNKER IN EVERY BEDROOM. right away boss
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Oct 7, 2018 05:20
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Bad news on the bunkers.....
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Oct 7, 2018 05:28
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Venom Snake posted:How about we compromise and just send soldiers out to raid some enemy towns? The new version of DF lets you do XCOM where you send people on raids do the other towns have oil
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Oct 7, 2018 05:32
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Calibanibal posted:im sorry but i resolved not to play yhis game again until the magic release. See you in 3 years 
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Oct 7, 2018 05:35
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Dwarf me up. ideology: Khmer Rouge
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Oct 7, 2018 05:39
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walls 2 thick trigger me greatly in dwarf fort I play pretty fort
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Oct 7, 2018 06:48
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The Forgotten Beast has been vanquished! Unfortunately one of our new recruits Eonwe was killed in the battle, thankfully they were a Nihilist, so they probably didn't care that much.  
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Oct 7, 2018 06:57
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Signing up as a Mazdaki
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Oct 7, 2018 07:56
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well if we get to here then dwarf me up as a Cardassian
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Oct 7, 2018 08:15
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lol im ded
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Oct 7, 2018 08:23
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Dwarf me up as a Rationalist. Any and all use of mechanisms must be immediately banned! ...at least until we can be sure that the impending mechanism-singularity will be friendly to dwarvenkind. To ensure that this will be the case, I would like to work as a Scholar in the library, where I will spend my time writing incredibly lovely self-insert fanfiction.
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Oct 7, 2018 08:49
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Dwarf me as an illegalist.
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Oct 7, 2018 10:42
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Venom Snake posted:uhm Venom Snake posted:Bad news on the bunkers..... This is why fort needs more military investment, both in terms of dwarf power and industrial power. We need ballistas and traps aimed not just at the surface, but anything that might dare come from below. Multiple layers of security in every single direction. A dwarf's fort should be a true "fortress" after all. And our militia should be expanded. At least 50% of our dwarves should be militarized. We should remove dwarves from non-essential industries, such as farming, fishing, and cooking. You can't eat if you're dead. Also more ballistas. Ballistas upon ballistas.
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Oct 7, 2018 16:06
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Venom Snake posted:thankfully they were a Nihilist, so they probably didn't care that much. lol
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Oct 7, 2018 16:08
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Dorf me up as a Singularitarian transdwarfist
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Oct 7, 2018 16:42
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Venom Snake posted:How about we compromise and just send soldiers out to raid some enemy towns? The new version of DF lets you do XCOM where you send people on raids I missed this bit earlier but we should absolutely do this. Pros: -Steal our enemy's poo poo -We can fight them over there so we don't have to fight them over here -We could "export the revolution" I guess as some of you lefties would say -We'll be greeted as liberators -Jobs Cons: -None
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Oct 7, 2018 16:56
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i skipped pgs 2-6 but when there is a dorf for me please make me a nymphomaniac trot
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Oct 7, 2018 17:05
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Dwarf me as an ecofascist please.
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Oct 7, 2018 17:58
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Updated list: We're up to 50 dwarves now, a lotta people are going to get drafted into the militia to support our new popular war-mongering agenda. Interestingly our library appears to be our forts main attraction at the moment.
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Oct 7, 2018 18:05
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Make me a Dwarf Hotep. I believe the dwarves created the pyramids with the help of alien technology until our bloodline was debased by degenerate races and ideologies.
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