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Marenghi
Oct 16, 2008

Don't trust the liberals,
they will betray you

mycomancy posted:

I think the point of it was, "Get hosed rich cunts."

Except I read that a Banksy reseller and art valuer predicts the piece will be doubled because of this stunt.

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
"lol" is still a better purpose than most pretentious art has

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/shujaxhaider/status/1048597334496632832?s=19

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Marenghi posted:

Except I read that a Banksy reseller and art valuer predicts the piece will be doubled because of this stunt.

If I was Banksy, I would find that even funnier. Like, he’s making GBS threads on them, and they’re begging for more.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Agreeing that it should have caught on fire

Eraflure
Oct 12, 2012


Should have burned down the whole building, somehow

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

It should have dispersed ricin sarin and anthrax

Saricinthrax

Kalsco
Jul 26, 2012


Expert states, "yes, thing definitely probably is worth more because I said so."

Everyone else "hmm yes, this is true."

Of course, thats everything but lol

D.Ork Bimboolean
Aug 26, 2016



Eraflure posted:

Should have burned down the whole building, somehow

This just in. The entire auction house was incinerated moments before thanks to the second stage of Banksy's prank, with several hundred gallons of petrol hidden in the walls and ceilings, causing a complete incineration of all pieces and people inside.

The charged ashes and horror-posed skeletal remains are now part of a full street-art still-life diorama set and property to be auctioned this afternoon to the tune of several billion.

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist

D.Ork Bimboolean posted:

This just in. The entire auction house was incinerated moments before thanks to the second stage of Banksy's prank, with several hundred gallons of petrol hidden in the walls and ceilings, causing a complete incineration of all pieces and people inside.

The charged ashes and horror-posed skeletal remains are now part of a full street-art still-life diorama set and property to be auctioned this afternoon to the tune of several billion.

Banksy "doomsday weapon" destroys planet, ultimate prank on art world

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

A Strange Aeon posted:

Banksy "doomsday weapon" destroys planet, ultimate prank on art world

Piero Manzoni, of Artist's poo poo fame, already did this in a non-destructive way:



An upside-down pedestal that declares the entire world an artwork, effectively making all art obsolete

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

D.Ork Bimboolean posted:

This just in. The entire auction house was incinerated moments before thanks to the second stage of Banksy's prank, with several hundred gallons of petrol hidden in the walls and ceilings, causing a complete incineration of all pieces and people inside.

The charged ashes and horror-posed skeletal remains are now part of a full street-art still-life diorama set and property to be auctioned this afternoon to the tune of several billion.

I would like banksy a lot more if he did that

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

This feels like the ending of a black mirror episode

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ByoGAcKXqo

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

well that's depressing but the guy's reflection in it is incredible

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Flaming June
Oct 21, 2004

Tetracube posted:

well that's depressing but the guy's reflection in it is incredible

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Darth Walrus posted:

If I was Banksy, I would find that even funnier. Like, he’s making GBS threads on them, and they’re begging for more.

thats a good point

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

Darth Walrus posted:

If I was Banksy, I would find that even funnier. Like, he’s making GBS threads on them, and they’re begging for more.
i want to be a conceptual artist who punches rich people in the face for millions of dollars

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Like Banksy isn't some liberal douchebag who planned this stunt with Sothesby's people.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
The only pictures and video i've seen are of it stuck half-shredded and extremely visible due to the wide strips.

Boo banksy, that's 100% designed to be semi-performance art designed to increase its value
:negative:

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
Nobody asked why the painting had to be plugged in for this hilarious prank.

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



why would it have to be plugged in

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
A shredder usually requires energy.

Anyway, I'm the elite Sothesby's team in charge of item care that fails to notice a shredder attached to the thing we are meant to sell

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Peanut Butler posted:

why would it have to be plugged in

The shredder?

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

batteries

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017


its pretty loving funny to me that you have to criminalize things like feeding the homeless to make the market function as libertarians want

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
When they look at new artefacts at Sothesby's they often overlook the battery compartment, leading to hilarious hijinks and the doubling of value

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



yeah its rich people valuewankery bullshit

but also people forgot batteries exist for a moment, lol

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

steinrokkan posted:

When they look at new artefacts at Sothesby's they often overlook the battery compartment, leading to hilarious hijinks and the doubling of value

i mean yeah they probably didnt examine the picture frame for a hidden battery compartment

Graphic
Sep 4, 2018

It's like Lenin said
take something innocent...and put a gas mask on it

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLING

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Gum posted:

i mean yeah they probably didnt examine the picture frame for a hidden battery compartment

lol

yeah, when you submit something for sale at the most prestigious auction company in the world, they just throw it on the pile in their garage and never look at it

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

steinrokkan posted:

lol

yeah, when you submit something for sale at the most prestigious auction company in the world, they just throw it on the pile in their garage and never look at it

you know what? yeah. i'm gonna say that not even The Most Prestigious Auction Company In The World is going to be taking apart the frames of paintings to look for concealed objects

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


This is an incredibly important issue to address. I'm not sure who said it first, but Carl Sagan asked readers of The Demon Haunted World to think about the value of making education available and how many Albert Einsteins have died in fields and factories because of the chance of where they're born. Many brilliant people have been drawn to some form of socialism because of the tragedy of circumstances limiting education and opportunity to people of every level of intelligence and ability.

steinrokkan posted:

lol

yeah, when you submit something for sale at the most prestigious auction company in the world, they just throw it on the pile in their garage and never look at it
Sure, they look over things they sell, but until this happened, I don't think that it's reasonable to expect people to check valuable artwork for self-destruct mechanisms. I'm more than willing to call this "fool me once."

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

GWBBQ posted:

Many brilliant people have been drawn to some form of socialism because of the tragedy of circumstances limiting education and opportunity to people of every level of intelligence and ability.



Edit: this sounds like you're insinuating that this is a bad thing but I may be a bit altered

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

steinrokkan posted:

lol

yeah, when you submit something for sale at the most prestigious auction company in the world, they just throw it on the pile in their garage and never look at it

You might not know this, but like no one does their job properly, so this is entirely credible.

qkkl
Jul 1, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

I used to think that you can literally sleep outside in the winter by just wearing a thick coat with thick gloves and pants, but then I had to walk for 20 minutes in a blizzard wearing thick clothes and couldn't feel my fingers by the end.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
High art is trading cards for the ultra-wealthy.

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
I mean, they wouldn't have missed the slot for the garbage to get ejected from. And the unusually thick frame that included a drat alarm and a mechanism for someone to remote trigger the thing

Any good spooky Halloween capitalisms? Something like black Friday

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