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ABCNondevor posted:I want us to set up a floor that’s just a DMV driving practice course. Traffic cones, those lovely do not enter signs, that stadium in the image, etc. Agreed.
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 17:04 |
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CCB, and... man, I don't know that there's any way to decorate this restaurant RIGHT. Just go with whatever your heart desires.
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 17:10 |
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I mean, you could go full on yellow and do a magic school bus theme with the pictures, you could go dmv, top gear, or even chuck-e-cheese knockoff. Like, the whole restraunt screams 'hot wheels restaurant for kids with arcades and activities' I look at it and I think 'kids menu' and 'toy story pizza palace'. It looks like a family restaurant for families with young boys.
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 17:15 |
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quote:A GERMAN CUISINE FORMULA ONE RACING RESTAURANT And let's go full yellow with CCC.
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 17:54 |
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“pike dumplings,” actually a heap of celery with a single crayfish perched on top
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 18:01 |
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Nondevor posted:
Erm, um, *cough* *cough*, uh, *tugs collar* OK so that's also something we can use. It's not actually a floor decoration, it's a stage for performances. I don't think we have any performers lined up who can use a stage that large, but that doesn't have to stop us from putting it in our restaurant. The only problem is that it takes up a good 50% of the floor space of whichever floor we place it on, so if we add that as well as the traffic cones, signs etc., there probably won't be any room for, y'know, tables. That's why I removed it immediately, but we're making plenty of money now, so we could easily devote an entire floor to a little race course. Pharohman777 posted:I mean, you could go full on yellow and do a magic school bus theme with the pictures, you could go dmv, top gear, or even chuck-e-cheese knockoff. It does have a Pizza Planet vibe going on, now that I think about it. Which makes it even odder that it's actually a fine dining German restaurant.
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 18:07 |
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Sauerbraten is the food of the gods, that what it is! My Oma makes it twice a year (Easter and Christmas, and occasionally for very special occasions). Properly done it takes several days to prepare and make because the meat it supposed to spend that long in a vinegar/wine marinade. In some regions they put raisins in there, but no variation that I know of adds cookies*. In my region it goes with Spätzle as well as something sweet (in my family it's pears and lingonberries) to offset the marinade's sourness. Re: the updates: Holy poo poo, a F1-themed restaurant! Holy poo poo, the cheating side story wasn't a fakeout! * fake edit: I just looked it up, apparently a German restaurant in NYC popularised a variety of Sauerbraten where gingersnap cookie crumbs are added to the gravy. I don't think this exists outside of the US, though
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 18:21 |
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This update is glorious, it has the weirdest loving restaurant and the cheating wasn't a fakeout or anything.
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 18:51 |
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What's that third race track? The first two are Shanghai and Hockenheim, but I cannot for the life of me figure out what the third is supposed to be. It looks awfully familiar, but I can't quite put a finger on it.
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 19:06 |
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Pharohman777 posted:Lets go and turn this into a full on Top Gear restaurant. Pics of some of the custom 'cars' they made and drove for challenges, like the multi-story camper, and of the presenters.
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 19:13 |
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get owned, armand 2: get owned harder Maximum yellow for the decor.
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 19:33 |
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I'm surprised that Michele is the one who breaks the affair. That puts her way above Armand in my book. Go AEC for the restaurant. 1234567890num fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Oct 7, 2018 |
# ? Oct 7, 2018 19:56 |
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Tevery Best posted:What's that third race track? The first two are Shanghai and Hockenheim, but I cannot for the life of me figure out what the third is supposed to be. It looks awfully familiar, but I can't quite put a finger on it. I just checked, and while one of them is indeed Shanghai, the one with a picture of Germany is clearly "Bahrain Track Layout", and the last one is obviously "Turkey Track Layout" . EDIT: since I'm checking item names anyway and I thought it was kind of funny, the names of the different table sets are the following: A: The Whitemobile Set B: The Tire Mountain Set C: The Golden Sports Car Set D: The Thirst For Speed Set E: The Leather Luxury Set F: The Red Eye Set Enchanted Hat fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Oct 7, 2018 |
# ? Oct 7, 2018 20:25 |
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Holy crap, someone with enough common sense to break off the affair. Mad props to you, Michele. I actually like how that went. Now to see how the 'reconciliation' thing goes with Delia. Also. Wow. That restaurant is...uh...something. Good thing it's profitable, or going to be, 'cause almost a mil in debt? Time to grab a shovel and start digging. At least the recipe research is paying off, right? And my vote is for a full yellow theme: CCC If we're gonna do a race car theme, we're gonna do it right. (and by right I mean awfully, but hey.)
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 20:29 |
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FBC is bad without being painful.
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 20:58 |
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Please tell me that they're just blasting the Initial D sountrack nonstop in there.
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 21:00 |
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Dr. Snark posted:Please tell me that they're just blasting the Initial D sountrack nonstop in there. Oh, we could totally do that! Have the customers be forced to drift everywhere.
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 21:09 |
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So why is Armand being written as such an absolute douche? They have his MISTRESS doing the moral thing, cmon.
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 21:17 |
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CCC for the first floor, which should be set up like a DMV. FAD for the second floor, where the REAL DRIVERS get to sit. Bottom floor should have pictures of weirdass slow cars (like a Reliant Robin) and top floor should be ridiculous concept cars (like the Ferrari Modulo) Also, credit to Michele for breaking things off.
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# ? Oct 7, 2018 22:33 |
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Jesus. How is the reconciliation gonna go? "My mistress broke it off. Is your sister single?" "OH ARMAND I MISSED YOU!"
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 00:30 |
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Hauki posted:“pike dumplings*,” actually a heap of celery with a single crayfish perched on top *Dumplings do not actually contain pike.
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 01:33 |
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I thought I was in the right mindset that I wouldn't be shocked when I saw what the new restaurant theme was. I was wrong. Klaus still continues to be the hero this update, taking advantage of Armand's self-inflicted emotionally vulnerable state to manipulate him into being the cash and connections for a crazy million dollar gimmick restaurant. Anyway, I don't care what else we do, I just want those Tonka Truck seats. So I'm voting C (Seats), C (Seats), C (Seats).
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 02:10 |
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A German Formula 1 restaurant? This place must by default become a shrine to Michael Schumacher.
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 02:24 |
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1234567890num posted:I'm surprised that Michele is the one who breaks the affair. That puts her way above Armand in my book. But anyway - when I saw our new restaurant I honest to god though it was a subway station theme until I noticed the car hanging on the wall. Not a great first impression. Also, the game allows you to seat your patrons in wheelchairs... seriously. Regardless of what decor wins we can only have wheelchair seating in the restaurant. It doesn't get any more tasteless than that.
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 04:47 |
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AAD and all the red decor because imo that's the closest we can come to recreating The Keating: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKctlPtb64g
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 05:11 |
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FDC for a nice uniform green look with those glorious yellow chairs. Why is our new recipe a pile of small pastries?
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 09:34 |
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The_White_Crane posted:Why is our new recipe a pile of small pastries? Usually the 3D models of this game are done well enough they’re not easy to make fun of, but I’ll be damned if that doesn’t look more like a plate of small pastries than a plate of shrimp.
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 13:34 |
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CAC Also, there was a thought in the back of my mind after the cheating and losing the game show, and generally Armand being a poo poo, that the game would switch over to Delia and we would play her rise to fame as she takes over and conquers Armand's Resturant Empire, but I guess the game won't be doing that
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 16:36 |
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Robotic Folksinger posted:Also, there was a thought in the back of my mind after the cheating and losing the game show, and generally Armand being a poo poo, that the game would switch over to Delia and we would play her rise to fame as she takes over and conquers Armand's Resturant Empire, but I guess the game won't be doing that I was pulling for that too. It would have been a neat way to use the original cast and make it interesting, and then Armand could even have had a redemption arc after commiserating with his uncle (who IIRC had a long term affair behind the back of his own wife going on).
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 17:35 |
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Dr. Snark posted:Please tell me that they're just blasting the Initial D sountrack nonstop in there. I just looked this up, and if there were a weird German Formula One restaurant playing Initial D at all times, I would absolutely dine there. habeasdorkus posted:Bottom floor should have pictures of weirdass slow cars (like a Reliant Robin) and top floor should be ridiculous concept cars (like the Ferrari Modulo) Bloodly posted:A German Formula 1 restaurant? This place must by default become a shrine to Michael Schumacher. These are both fine ideas, but as usual, picture modding is first come, first served! Anyone is free to modify any of the textures I posted with whatever.
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 19:18 |
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what this restaurant needs is a metaphor for this restaurant:
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 19:26 |
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Enchanted Hat posted:A GERMAN CUISINE FORMULA ONE RACING RESTAURANT You know, joking aside, I bet a place like this could ‘clean-up’ if you were to open it around Nürburg. Enchanted Hat posted:Oh gently caress, that's not a very good victory celebration at all! Poor Armand has been dumped! I guess we have no other option but to try to reconcile with Delia now, unless we want to try to find another mistress. Fame is fickle, Armand. You know what else is fickle? A mistress. She’s a French Heiress, messing around with the celebrity chef du jour. Enchanted Hat posted:Thread poll: what décor should we have in The Speed Trap? Vote: CCC Because we’re going for the most puerile, childhood wall poster, racing stripe kinda décor! Also, Hazard Cones. As many Hazard Cones as we can fit in; make it a Hazard Cones maze. Make it like a practical exam course for a weekend motorcycle class. Pharohman777 posted:Lets go and turn this into a full on Top Gear restaurant. Pics of some of the custom 'cars' they made and drove for challenges, like the multi-story camper, and of the presenters. Please, please, please, someone who knows how to mess with the image files, please do this. I need portraits of Jezzer, May, Hamster, classic Stig, and the Top Gear Test Track on the walls.
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 21:17 |
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Sorry no. (feel free to ignore it in favor of something better, or rather please do)
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# ? Oct 8, 2018 22:45 |
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Enchanted Hat posted:
Oddly enough, the gravy for Sauerbraten is generally thickened with crushed gingerbread, so the game did manage to get this one random detail correct.
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 00:11 |
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Poil posted:Sorry no. Too late, I just added the most challenging course and obstacles in the world. (Also feel free to edit mine if you have a funnier idea)
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# ? Oct 9, 2018 01:55 |
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Michele's dialogue really implied she didn't know at first Armand was married, and only found out through other sources. But yeah, there's a real lack of reflection there, just Armand whining about how bad things are without acknowledging that any of it was his fault. ...actually, did Armand actually tell anyone he was taking a work vacation? Is Delia at their house worried sick - or preparing to file divorce in absentia (assuming he just ran off with his mistress) because Armand hasn't come home in weeks?
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 06:13 |
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I'm surprised the cheating plotline didn't really go anywhere more dramatic, but I suppose they felt some small need to avoid giving Delia a reason to completely drop Armand, what with the definitely baby hint earlier.Robindaybird posted:...actually, did Armand actually tell anyone he was taking a work vacation? Is Delia at their house worried sick - or preparing to file divorce in absentia (assuming he just ran off with his mistress) because Armand hasn't come home in weeks? "Armand, I went to Treize to find you and there was this German man in charge who said you'd done a restaurant swap? Is this a new TV show thing you didn't mention? Half the reason I knew you were actually alive at all is because Rebecca at the research kitchen told me you'd put in the money for a bunch of German recipes."
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 14:36 |
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Zagglezig posted:"Armand, I went to Treize to find you and there was this German man in charge who said you'd done a restaurant swap? Is this a new TV show thing you didn't mention? Half the reason I knew you were actually alive at all is because Rebecca at the research kitchen told me you'd put in the money for a bunch of German recipes." OMG, this is brilliant! We need to fill in the rest of the story with vignettes from the rest of the LeBoeuf Empire!! Test Kitchen, Finance Folks, the Decorators, Truck Drivers, etc.!!
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 21:25 |
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I'm imaginging the Test Kitchen has their own reality show, wherein they prank Armand with recipes, and he never catches on.
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# ? Oct 10, 2018 21:52 |
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bunnyofdoom posted:I'm imaginging the Test Kitchen has their own reality show, wherein they prank Armand with recipes, and he never catches on.
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