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Torrannor posted:I really miss botany. Botany is a very good dude.
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Wait, botany got removed for posting in diesem Faden, or postend in QCS? Bitte klärt diese Butter für mich
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Wait, botany got removed for posting in diesem Faden, or postend in QCS? Bitte klärt diese Butter für mich 
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Okay, I guess the thread'll live on. I also need to figure out how to come down from my first visit to the Hackerzelt in like 15 years. Holy poo poo, Münichem esse delendaniem (sponsored by Carls Jr.)
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Monacum delenda est
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If there's one thing that reinforced my Glaube in das Gute im Menschen, it was the fact that the Bierschubsen and Security personnel actively stopped folks from constantly cheering on people chugging Maßkrüge....
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Der letzte Freistoß im BVB-FCA-Spiel hat so weh getan 
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FAZ hat vor Kurzem einen Schrieb von Gauland ohne Kontext oder sogar Warnung (Autor erst am Ende erwähnt) als scheinbar vollwertigen Artikel veröffentlicht. Waren die schon immer Nazis oder wie ist das?
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Mithaldu posted:FAZ hat vor Kurzem einen Schrieb von Gauland ohne Kontext oder sogar Warnung (Autor erst am Ende erwähnt) als scheinbar vollwertigen Artikel veröffentlicht. Waren die schon immer Nazis oder wie ist das? Die Mitte ist eben keine eigene politische Strömung, sondern das, was lang genug im eigenen Saft fermentiert ist, um salonfähig zu werden.
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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Imagine being so starved for icons that you look at a childish, drunken, probable rapist from the other side of the globe and go "Yeah, that's our guy!".
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Perestroika posted:Imagine being so starved for icons that you look at a childish, drunken, probable rapist from the other side of the globe and go "Yeah, that's our guy!". I call it The Atlantikbrücke.
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If it's any consolation, in case the AfD wins Pazderski will still go to the wall instead of celebrating with his nazi buddies, because he is not 100% ~bio-deutsch~.
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Ich bin das linke Meinungskartell aus Politikern & wichtigen gesellschaftl. Multiplikatoren.
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https://www.zeit.de/arbeit/2018-07/sb-kassen-supermarkt-automatisierung-arbeitsplaetze-kassierer Here, let me summarise the article: Die ZEIT posted:gently caress human interaction! (◕‿◕✿) Seriously, I've got nothing against SB-Kassen as is (except that they're in no way faster than a human cashier, at least not yet) but when the main argument seems to be that having to interact with the cashier is so annoying then just lmao
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Randler posted:If it's any consolation, in case the AfD wins Pazderski will still go to the wall instead of celebrating with his nazi buddies, because he is not 100% ~bio-deutsch~. You mean like anyone from east of the Elbe? Pretty bold of the AfD to kill of half their base.
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https://www.zeit.de/arbeit/2018-07/sb-kassen-supermarkt-automatisierung-arbeitsplaetze-kassierer posted:Denke ich an Kassiererinnen, denke ich nicht an Augenkontakt oder Smalltalk, sondern an die Nervosität, die mich, drei Kunden bevor ich an der Reihe bin, befällt. Es ist der Zeitpunkt, an dem ich mich bereit mache: Die Musik aus den Ohren nehme, das Portemonnaie suche, die EC-Karte bereithalte. Im Kopf noch mal schnell den Pin durchgehe. Den Jutebeutel ausschüttele; alte Kassenzettel fliegen auf den Boden. Egal, alles muss raus. Denn gleich muss ganz schnell ganz viel rein. Gleich muss ich funktionieren.
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Why wouldn't you just get a cart and do the actual packing after you pay? If your Einkauf feels too small for a cart it's small enough not to have to stress yourself out like that. Jeez Luisa
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Every Supermarket I went to in Munich had at least one cashier who was so ethereally beautiful that I would go shopping just to look at them. Can't do that with a self service station. Also if you don't want to talk to them you don't have to hth
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My regular supermarket has someone like that but she's usually supervising the self service stations. Win-win 
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Also just being nice and smiling at cashiers and getting a smile back is great. I’m also not always in the mood for human interaction but what’s so hard about being nice to people. Some cashiers will still be grumpy but most of em are happy for a change after hundreds or thousands of customers being hectic grumpy and/or just plain assholes to them. I don’t even know what the point of my post is anymore, I guess be nice and people will be nice to you or something.
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imo there's exactly two scenarios where getting nervous at a supermarket checkout is warranted: 1. when you're like ten years old, went shopping with your mum and she lets you wait at the checkout while she's off looking at one last scarf or w/e, while the queue in front of you gets smaller and smaller and you're sweating bullets because you don't have any money with you and even if you did you only get an allowance of ten DM a month and blew it all on chewing gun and what if the cashier wants you to pay oh god 2. when you're buying condoms for the first time (but only then) e: hold on, I thought of a third 3. when you're a broke rear end student and are not sure if there is enough money left on your account to cover everything you wanted to buy System Metternich fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Oct 7, 2018 |
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Checkouts at Aldi and Lidl can be quite stressful when you don't use a cart and the shop refuses to provide baskets for some inexplicable reasons. You gotta finish cramming your poo poo into a bag/rucksack, paying and getting out of the line of fire in <10 sec or you start getting the stares and then groans, htbh. Edeka, Rewe, Real, etc. are very chill thoughPand posted:Ich bin das linke Meinungskartell aus Politikern & wichtigen gesellschaftl. Multiplikatoren. Hi, ich bin der Schlüsselmeister. Wir sollten uns treffen.
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There's this goth cashier at my local Kaufland, and one time instead of asking me "War alles in Ordnung?" or "Ist alles in Ordnung gewesen?", she just asked "Ist alles in Ordnung?" and I thought damb that's too real, at least buy me some clove cigarettes first before you go all existentialist on me. Ever since then I've been avoiding her because she makes me feel scawed. Submit Reply
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:Checkouts at Aldi and Lidl can be quite stressful when you don't use a cart and the shop refuses to provide baskets for some inexplicable reasons. You gotta finish cramming your poo poo into a bag/rucksack, paying and getting out of the line of fire in <10 sec or you start getting the stares and then groans, htbh. Edeka, Rewe, Real, etc. are very chill though lmao why stress over a couple of seconds, just take your time and laugh at the people behind you in queue
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:Checkouts at Aldi and Lidl can be quite stressful when you don't use a cart and the shop refuses to provide baskets for some inexplicable reasons. You gotta finish cramming your poo poo into a bag/rucksack, paying and getting out of the line of fire in <10 sec or you start getting the stares and then groans, htbh. Edeka, Rewe, Real, etc. are very chill though I solve this conundrum by not shopping somewhere I don't even get a basket. I'm also utterly shameless, so when I see the possibility to reduce the amount of Kleingeld I'm carrying around by paying as close to the real price as possible, I will spend a lot of time taking out tiny coins one by one If looks could set things on fire, half of Germany would have been burned down by all the fires I've started Smirr posted:There's this goth cashier at my local Kaufland, and one time instead of asking me "War alles in Ordnung?" or "Ist alles in Ordnung gewesen?", she just asked "Ist alles in Ordnung?" and I thought damb that's too real, at least buy me some clove cigarettes first before you go all existentialist on me. Ever since then I've been avoiding her because she makes me feel scawed. Submit Reply I've met a Goth cashier once. He immediately attacked me, and I had to take his sword in self defense. Now it's hanging as a trophy in my apartment.
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Mithaldu posted:FAZ hat vor Kurzem einen Schrieb von Gauland ohne Kontext oder sogar Warnung (Autor erst am Ende erwähnt) als scheinbar vollwertigen Artikel veröffentlicht. Waren die schon immer Nazis oder wie ist das? Unterdessen bei der BILD http://twitter.com/jreichelt/status/1049025147150249987
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cebrail posted:Unterdessen bei der BILD Ich geb denen keinen Klick, aber so wie's ausschaut haben die bei einem random Typen in den USA geklingelt der das Pech hat entfernt mit Hitler verwandt zu sein und sein "gently caress off!" als Kommentar zur US-Innenpolitik verkauft, richtig?
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Unrelated, aber schau mal einer an was im BStU-Archiv so alles liegt  
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System Metternich posted:Ich geb denen keinen Klick, aber so wie's ausschaut haben die bei einem random Typen in den USA geklingelt der das Pech hat entfernt mit Hitler verwandt zu sein und sein "gently caress off!" als Kommentar zur US-Innenpolitik verkauft, richtig? Keine Ahnung, ist hinter einer Paywall. Aber da weder Hitler noch seine Schwester Kinder hatten, kann dieser Typ maximal ein Enkel von Adolfs Halbbruder sein.
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cebrail posted:Keine Ahnung, ist hinter einer Paywall. Aber da weder Hitler noch seine Schwester Kinder hatten, kann dieser Typ maximal ein Enkel von Adolfs Halbbruder sein. Also meine Stimme hat er
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cebrail posted:Enkel von Adolfs Halbbruder mods etc.
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cebrail posted:Unterdessen bei der BILD https://twitter.com/realdandyknorke/status/1049038797621669888
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Incidentally I got my Hessian voting papers now, and it turns out they're going to abolish the death penalty (if the electorate permits it). So get your Hessian death penalty jokes in while they're still accurate! Also, Hessian ultramontanism confirmed
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Cool, can't wait for Allerheiligen and Dreikönig to be holidays in *checks calendar* 69 years
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:Checkouts at Aldi and Lidl can be quite stressful when you don't use a cart and the shop refuses to provide baskets for some inexplicable reasons. You gotta finish cramming your poo poo into a bag/rucksack, paying and getting out of the line of fire in <10 sec or you start getting the stares and then groans, htbh. Edeka, Rewe, Real, etc. are very chill though Who the gently caress cares what the other peons behind you in the line think and do? Or the cashier? You are a customer, take the time you need - every Rentner does too and takes ten times as long to count all the coins thrice.
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