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pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


Bees, roll 1d20

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Everytime the Cowboys are 4th and less than a yard I still expect Garrett to punt it and am pleasantly surprised when he doesn't.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Don't land on QBs but do slap them around after the play is over. Its funny

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


CLOWN

BALL

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



haha, all that work for a tipped int on the next play.

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Sometimes, both the QB and the receiver suck

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Ha ha yes

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Wow, how shocking

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Dak :negative:

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Why is seeing bad things happen to the Cowboys so enjoyable?

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Wooooo!

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
more like dak presc-int

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
remember when Romeo Cromell watched one of his players commit suicide.


:smith:

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Did Romo leave his funk all over the Cowboys or what?

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




The Cowboys' chance to do anything was Year 1 of Dak and Elliott. It's been downhill since.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
lol Kareem gets scorched on the route and gets a pick out of it

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Barudak posted:

Did Romo leave his funk all over the Cowboys or what?

uh..................


jerry jones is the owner dude

Barudak
May 7, 2007

fishing with the fam posted:

Why is seeing bad things happen to the Cowboys so enjoyable?

Messing with Texas is your kink

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Chinatown posted:

remember when Romeo Cromell watched one of his players commit suicide.


:smith:

i didnt want to, god dammit :mad:

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Well it's like the 4th time Dak bounced the ball off a receiver's hands, was bound to happen eventually.

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


I wonder if Garrett will be first coach fired

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
The Cowboys are currently the only defense without an interception

The Juggernaut
Nov 29, 2005

Now thats... what I'm talking about

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Chinatown posted:

uh..................


jerry jones is the owner dude

Jerruh is trash but I dont see him getting unlucky ints

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
A drunk Jerry Jones once slurred "Romo...was a miracle."



Every single year since he quit, I'm agreeing more and more.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

fishing with the fam posted:

Why is seeing bad things happen to the Cowboys so enjoyable?

If I wasn't born & raised in Dallas itself I'd probably hate them too solely because of Jerry Jones, who deserves every bit of spite he gets.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Barudak posted:

Did Romo leave his funk all over the Cowboys or what?

I will fight you.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Barudak posted:

Jerruh is trash but I dont see him getting unlucky ints

his stench trickles down to everyone


the cowboys will be trash until jerry is rotting in the ground

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


Call a timeout dummies

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

YER MY BOY BLUE!

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
loving abysmal

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I like these Texans.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

two bad teams.txt

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Zyla posted:

two bad teams.txt

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Barudak posted:

Did Romo leave his funk all over the Cowboys or what?

Tony Romo is literally the only thing likable about the entire franchise.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
O'Brien again thinks you can carry your timeouts to the second half

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


fishing with the fam posted:

Tony Romo is literally the only thing likable about the entire franchise.

Neon Deion

The Juggernaut
Nov 29, 2005

A team in the 2 minute drill with all three timeouts? What is this magic?

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



fishing with the fam posted:

Tony Romo is literally the only thing likable about the entire franchise.

Tony, Deion and Hank Hill.

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