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High art is and always has been basically trading cards for the ultra-wealthy.
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https://www.independent.ie/life/the-irish-woman-who-shot-mussolini-34588698.html I can't help but suspect Mussolini dying from this and remaining neutral during WWII would have been better for Germany, but I may be wrong.
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From a different article: "China has said the missing president of Interpol is under investigation for unspecified violations of Chinese law...The announcement came on Sunday shortly after the wife of Meng Hongwei said her husband sent her an image of a knife before he disappeared during a trip to their native China." It's loving weird.
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https://twitter.com/belfastgiantstv/status/1048666218297790464 Edit: Welp! https://twitter.com/comradewong/status/1049001852296159232 Absurd Alhazred has a new favorite as of 03:25 on Oct 8, 2018 |
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Knormal posted:
As much as I am against drug tests, sounds like a money making opportunity for the store to sell that info to the drug testing place.
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Zil posted:As much as I am against drug tests, sounds like a money making opportunity for the store to sell that info to the drug testing place. You would think that would be solved with a "we share our security video with the testing facility next door" sign.
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broke: snitch on people for money woke: get a dedicated piss warming microwave and charge extra
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bloom posted:broke: snitch on people for money 
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Capitalism: do both.
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Platystemon posted:Capitalism: do both.
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Platystemon posted:Capitalism: do both.
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The Kins posted:But is the extra profit worth more than the money lost from having your store smell even more like stale piss and broken dreams than most gas stations? Details to ponder, sleep on, and perhaps write a paper about. The fees would pay for a special ventilation system.
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Platystemon posted:Capitalism: do both.
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I'll probably get laughed at for not being in the know but why are they microwaving their piss
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Phlegmish posted:I'll probably get laughed at for not being in the know but why are they microwaving their piss To heat it up.
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Phlegmish posted:I'll probably get laughed at for not being in the know but why are they microwaving their piss quote:Warming urine from someone who hasn't taken drugs is seen by some as a way to help pass a drug test.
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Phlegmish posted:I'll probably get laughed at for not being in the know but why are they microwaving their piss Because handing in a specimen jar with room temperature piss instead of near body temp piss tends to raise eyebrows at the drug testing place next door. e: fb 
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Phlegmish posted:I'll probably get laughed at for not being in the know but why are they microwaving their piss "Piss in this cup, bathroom's there" "Certainly, here's a cup of room temperature piss" "You're fired" vs "Piss in this cup, bathroom's there" "Certainly, here's a cup of boiling piss" "I'd fire you but I'm worried you'll piss lava on me"
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I think the pro strat is to have a baggie of clean piss in your drawers so your own body heats it up. Microwaving it seems like it would do... detectable things to the test results but I guess not.
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The cup you pee in has a sensor on it that changes color when it's the proper temperature.
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The Bloop posted:I think the pro strat is to have a baggie of clean piss in your drawers so your own body heats it up. Microwaving it seems like it would do... detectable things to the test results but I guess not. I've heard that some athletes have gone so far as to have other people's urine injected down the tube before they test so it'll come out first when they have to give a sample. The lengths athletes will go to when trying to keep doping is terrifying.
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Reminds me of that doctor who was sexually assaulting patients when they were under, and inserted a tube into his vein so they would draw somebody else's blood.
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Why microwave when your own body produces heat? A friend of mine, let's call her T, needed to piss clean for her probation officer. So, she calls, drives over, hands me a condom. Okey dokey, one piss filled balloon coming right up! I mean, most people bring a little jar but whatever. She comes back two hours later cackling like an idiot. The probation office is up three flights of stairs at the courthouse and by the first landing the condom started to slip out. Luckily T was wearing skinny jeans but still had to clandestinely adjust herself all the way up. She arrives at the office red-faced and sweating profusely... where they tell her that her mom can just go into the bathroom with her to watch the deed. All that for nothing.
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From the "well, duh" files: 'Higher levels of PTSD among veterans', says study The study actually says that the incidence of PTSD among veterans has increased in the last 10 years.
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In a strange way, that's actually good news, since it almost certainly means more vets are getting diagnosed, as opposed to an increase in actual cases.
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Randaconda posted:The cup you pee in has a sensor on it that changes color when it's the proper temperature. I have been piss tested at a few different places, one weekly for a few months and I am not aware of these color changing cups you speak of
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Aesop Poprock posted:I have been piss tested at a few different places, one weekly for a few months and I am not aware of these color changing cups you speak of I've been tested regularly at work for years and never seen one that didn't have the sensor.
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Aesop Poprock posted:I have been piss tested at a few different places, one weekly for a few months and I am not aware of these color changing cups you speak of
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Phlegmish posted:I'll probably get laughed at for not being in the know but why are they microwaving their piss
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I’ve never had to do one where someone watched me pee so maybe that’s the difference
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Aesop Poprock posted:I’ve never had to do one where someone watched me pee so maybe that’s the difference I have, but only because they paid extra
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Bertrand Hustle posted:
Is it bad that I seem to be able to parse this? Follow-up question: who is burning toast?
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Bertrand Hustle posted:
“He was trying to make it look like I left the stove on but who gets up 2 a.m. and fixes sketti,” the victim said.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:
Read Burn as Bum but that wasn't why it didn't make sense
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:“He was trying to make it look like I left the stove on but who gets up 2 a.m. and fixes sketti,” the victim said.
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