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Venom Snake posted:One of our legendary skilled miners has died after falling into lava from deciding the best place to channel our lava chute was on top of it, at least we know it works now! He will be memorialized within the Temple of Labor I accelerated my own death and will live forever
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i hereby demand recognition of the Jewelers Union Local 42069 from the perfidious BOSS of the fortress
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Arioch posted:You know what this fortress really needs? A cult. As trader, I'd like to start buying up arms to supply to anyone willing to join the new sect. Agreed, but only if we continue to oppose Druj
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The Jewelers Union also pledges their support to the new cult
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I'll build a new temple for the cult right away then. I'm also working on a THUNDERDOME so everyone can watch the militia beat the poo poo out of the creatures we have captured
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Oct 8, 2018 15:13
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Venom Snake posted:Another huge wave of migrants, updated list that's a lot of fuckin poets
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Oct 8, 2018 16:08
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bards are only allowed if they can play ride the lightning
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Oct 8, 2018 16:22
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We need to thin out this poet and bard population.
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Bert Roberge posted:We need to thin out this poet and bard population. freckle posted:turn the militia on that loving carnival IMO 
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Oct 8, 2018 16:28
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Venom Snake posted:
"im not owned. im not owned."
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Bert Roberge posted:We need to thin out this poet and bard population. The minute i can they are all being drafted
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this is the future the libs want
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the more time listening to poetry, the less time participating in a gloabl techno-mercantile system of environmental degradation and colonization. so, as an anprim, i say listen to the poems.
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Bullfrog posted:the more time listening to poetry, the less time participating in a gloabl techno-mercantile system of environmental degradation and colonization. so, as an anprim, i say listen to the poems. Roses are red Violets are blue You just got drafted binch here's ur sword, gently caress you
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Oct 8, 2018 16:53
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Send all poets and bard into the THUNDERDOME
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Oct 8, 2018 17:12
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bear retrieval unit getting shown up p strongly
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press these zhivago rear end dwarves into the partisans
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Submitting this as a plan for a future defensive strategy.
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Squizzle posted:bear retrieval unit getting shown up p strongly Since Yinlock and I pretty much share the same ideology, I congratulate him on his victory. It's his turn. btw is wood burner literal or do I do other stuff as well? Bear Retrieval Unit has issued a correction as of 19:00 on Oct 8, 2018 |
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Oct 8, 2018 18:58
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we should create a path to dwarfenship for elves, perhaps through service in the militia.
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Prav posted:we're letting in elves? I'm sorry but I, Hillary Clintonist, must stop you there. Fact is we need some dirty jobs done, and common respectable Dwarves simply cannot be expected to do them. To this problem, I propose a solution - loosely formalize a class of underpersons with no rights or protections, infinitely vulnerable to the machinations of Dwarf-owned capital, working for pennies on the dollar. Elves are perfect for this - they are a simple folk with no concept of money, and can be easily terrorized by regional mobs into total submission with no more cost than that of a few saws
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That is the final insult. The futurist party calls upon all right-minded and loyal Dwarves to rise up and overthrow the traitorous elf-loving government in a righteous putsch. The days of this rotting, backwards-looking administration must end, and the Dwarven State must look towards the future; vital, nimble, and healthy. All true Dwarves will heed the clarion call to battle: Drive out the foreign invaders and their sympathizers! Execute the traitors, drive the elves back beyond whence they came! Their silly tree-houses will provide charcoal for our forges, that our smiths can create the war-materiel that will fuel further victory!
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Bear Retrieval Unit posted:we should create a path to dwarfenship for elves, perhaps through service in the militia. their bones would serve better
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We're already too overpopulated to support our local biosphere. Kill all the non-dwarves, eat their meat, and carve their bones into arrows to fire on others.
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Flavius Aetass posted:what are the metallic properties of the elves' currency? The elves use as their currency acorns, and not acorns that they pick, but acorns that they ask politely to fall from their branches. They think it is cruel to pick anything from a tree. And some cowards believe that we could not crush these tree-huggers without the least effort? I tell you all, if we kick in the door the whole structure will come tumbling down. Here in the desolate tundra, we have no trees to duel our fires or to craft with, while the elf indolently lies about in his treefort, asking the branches to grow into his crafts. We shall have wood and charcoal the likes of which shall fuel our fires and keep our carpenters occupied for years! Rally to the flag, true Dwarves! !Viva la Muerte!
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Prav posted:we're letting in elves? smooth, hairless elves you say?
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i fully support this acorn currency, provided the free flow of goods results in enough acorns to hold their value at 1/16th that of a silver coin my plan to fully revitalize this fortress is as follows: step 1: tremendous influx of 1/16th silver coin acorns step 2: [still working on this] step 3: full revitalization of the fortress
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Flavius Aetass posted:i fully support this acorn currency, provided the free flow of goods results in enough acorns to hold their value at 1/16th that of a silver coin I'm not sure about step 2, but perhaps if we kept ledger on something solid and permanent, some sort of large block bounded in as many chains are as necessary for inscriptions, then that will give it the legitimacy and grounding it needs
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Epic High Five posted:I'm not sure about step 2, but perhaps if we kept ledger on something solid and permanent, some sort of large block bounded in as many chains are as necessary for inscriptions, then that will give it the legitimacy and grounding it needs yes, this sounds like just the thing to keep these eastern bankers' power in check, a goal i'm sure you share.
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Epic High Five posted:I'm not sure about step 2, but perhaps if we kept ledger on something solid and permanent, some sort of large block bounded in as many chains are as necessary for inscriptions, then that will give it the legitimacy and grounding it needs But surely this will require an ever increasing number of miner dwarf, as more blocks will be needed as our economy grows. Why, at some point we may even run out of stones to mine for the blocks.
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jobs! jobs! jobs!
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Bear Retrieval Unit posted:But surely this will require an ever increasing number of miner dwarf, as more blocks will be needed as our economy grows. Why, at some point we may even run out of stones to mine for the blocks. spoken just like a disgusting poet dwarf ur just mad that you're on the way out and that a new wave of forward thinking dwarfonomics is about to take the mines by storm Flavius Aetass posted:jobs! jobs! jobs!
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Bear Retrieval Unit posted:we should create a path to dwarfenship for elves, perhaps through service in the militia. iv done the math and from the combination of ideologies we have "rehabilitation through service/labor" seems to be the prevailing theme. This is good though! Elves have very high innate stats to make up for the fact their civs only use wooden armor and weapons, so if you recruit them and give them metal weapons they become really loving OP. Bert Roberge posted:We're already too overpopulated to support our local biosphere. Unfortunately we have too many anarchists and they keep voting down the "Death camps for minorities" thing
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Venom Snake posted:iv done the math and from the combination of ideologies we have "rehabilitation through service/labor" seems to be the prevailing theme. This is good though! Elves have very high innate stats to make up for the fact their civs only use wooden armor and weapons, so if you recruit them and give them metal weapons they become really loving OP. change me into a national bolshevik
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You guys know I'm a Nazi, so if we can't get the votes for these necessary death camps for elves we're going to have to look to more basic institutional reform.
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