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Setting up massive Amazon warehouse to allow same day shipping across the globe. New Amazon Apollo Prime allows you to wait one rotation of the moon to have a rocket touch down to sell your flat Earth conspiracy mugs. At first the internet raged at this coinciding with firing 95% of it's human workforce and replacing them with robots. But soon replaced the rage with actively interacting with the brand and it's viral marketing strategy by sharing images of the giant facility. The giant mega faciliy, three main buildings are shaped in the letters CHA
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Oct 5, 2018 15:51
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Houle posted:
 We couldn't be so lucky.
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Oct 5, 2018 15:57
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clearly bezos is going to build a cargo delivery mechanism up there that he'll then use to bring the world under his heel via threat of rod-from-god annihilation
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Oct 5, 2018 17:08
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this prime delivery levelled a city 
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Oct 5, 2018 17:09
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Food Boner posted:clearly bezos is going to build a cargo delivery mechanism up there that he'll then use to bring the world under his heel via threat of rod-from-god annihilation the shittiest possible version of the moon is a harsh mistress
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Oct 5, 2018 17:10
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yr mom’s dildo lol
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Oct 5, 2018 17:10
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its worth noting that amazon cannot oppress the world if its destroyed maybe bezos will fuse with bernie and become immortal god emperor of the luna confederacy
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Oct 5, 2018 17:15
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Shear Modulus posted:the fact that the dude had to sell his nobel prize to afford end-of-life care instead of his family being able to keep it sounds kind of bad imo yeah that was my intent, of course it's just a dumb statue and he's old as gently caress. what kind of greedy oval office do you have to be to still take the statue?
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Oct 5, 2018 18:33
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Nothus posted:Literally Elysium Elysium is a near orbit habitat 
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Oct 5, 2018 18:35
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"see that trophy over there? 96 yearold nobel prize winner. the economic system i benefit from got that, clean 3/4 millions right between the eyes. good hunting."
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Oct 5, 2018 18:36
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http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/the-program
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Oct 7, 2018 18:39
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remember how a bunch of houses in MA caught fire or exploded a couple weeks ago because the gas company overpressurized the lines? guess what just happened somewhere else in MA https://twitter.com/JulieLoncich/status/1049367934173417472 the decay of our infrastructure and incompetence of our private utilities are a beauty to behold. for bonus points, this time the culprit is National Grid, which locked out their union employees in July and has been using scabs ever since
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Oct 8, 2018 20:13
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ya get what ya pay for.
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Oct 8, 2018 21:09
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succ posted:lol they want off this planet so bad Nah man the moon blows. It’s more likely that it’s a feasibility study to ship the poors up.
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Oct 8, 2018 22:38
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Oct 8, 2018 22:46
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Oct 9, 2018 00:11
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I tried to search for that stream and jesus fuckme christ
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Oct 9, 2018 00:30
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Up until about a year and a half ago I watched a lot of youtube, but these day I check my feed, check my subscriptions and then close the app without watching anything. It's all just vomitgarbage. (although that goon who does the city building series while talking about real world politics and how it affects city planning and growth is pretty good)
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Oct 9, 2018 00:32
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youtube has democratized and monetized a path to celebrity this is the end result, and as long as there are desperate people out there looking to escape their bleak lives, well, it's a hard path to ignore
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Oct 9, 2018 01:17
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i just use it to play classical performances and nature docs 
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Oct 9, 2018 01:19
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Morphix posted:youtube has democratized and monetized a path to celebrity jokes on them, YouTube stars are miserable too once they have a fan base it’s nonstop demand for new content and they’re all burning out
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Oct 9, 2018 01:32
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Rhesus Pieces posted:jokes on them, YouTube stars are miserable too exactly, it’s no difference than multi-day dancing contests or any of the other 30s era poo poo
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Oct 9, 2018 01:34
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https://twitter.com/cflav/status/1049270902762995712
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Oct 9, 2018 01:37
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people give facebook and twitter an unending amount of well deserved poo poo but youtube is at another level it’s a nexus of narcissistic fame culture, algorithmically generated gibberish videos for babies and the world’s one stop shop to turn all adolescent boys into nazi stormtroopers
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Oct 9, 2018 01:44
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Rhesus Pieces posted:people give facebook and twitter an unending amount of well deserved poo poo but youtube is at another level this is because Facebook and Twitter basically don't show you anything besides what your friends and follows are doing since the average YouTube user doesn't make videos, YT shows you everyone's videos, so you're exposed to a public algorithmic hell
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Oct 9, 2018 02:46
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Phrosphor posted:Up until about a year and a half ago I watched a lot of youtube, but these day I check my feed, check my subscriptions and then close the app without watching anything. It's all just vomitgarbage. link?
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Oct 9, 2018 03:07
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Socks4Hands posted:link? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lvUByM-fZk
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Oct 9, 2018 03:11
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Oct 9, 2018 03:19
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Main Paineframe posted:this is because Facebook and Twitter basically don't show you anything besides what your friends and follows are doing ruled by robots bent on our extinction The algo-whisperers and click-farmers that ask for youtube money to "help drive traffic and engagement" are successful for a reason,- Botting is so prominent that I am no longer able to influence people's recommendations and then appear in a glorious shared realm of good comments and better music.
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Oct 9, 2018 03:23
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Rhesus Pieces posted:people give facebook and twitter an unending amount of well deserved poo poo but youtube is at another level it's insanely hosed up that they let Prager University do ad buys which are basically just their full videos.
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Oct 9, 2018 03:24
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 they're called cybershoes
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Oct 9, 2018 03:37
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Taintrunner posted:
forget the shoes, what the hell shirt/jacket is that guy wearing 
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Oct 9, 2018 03:46
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Youtbe is in a bad place between wikipedia and twitter where its got great informative videos about machinery from the 1900's and also 500,000 videos about anita sarkeesian
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Oct 9, 2018 03:52
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Thats the guy, but I was referring to this series specifically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vln5Ri4Zpgo
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Oct 9, 2018 04:08
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pushpins posted:Youtbe is in a bad place between wikipedia and twitter where its got great informative videos about machinery from the 1900's and also 500,000 videos about anita sarkeesian yeah twitter is good for following journalists and activists and youtube is indispensable for finding diy repair videos and such but holy poo poo the toxic content on both platforms is actively ruining the world as we speak facebook is total garbage though, I can’t believe they actually went forward with their stupid tablet camera spy device today that’s what everyone needs, yet another alexa enabled device pushed by loving facebook of all companies
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Oct 9, 2018 04:09
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remember Google's failed social network attempt, G+? after letting it coast for years, they found a bug that leaked users' personal info...and covered it up for fear of bad PR they only just now revealed it now, because they're finally shutting G+ down and needed an excuse
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Oct 9, 2018 04:48
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Main Paineframe posted:remember Google's failed social network attempt, G+? I had honestly forgotten that it existed. When I saw this earlier, I had assumed it shut down years ago.
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Oct 9, 2018 05:10
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Ommin posted:I had honestly forgotten that it existed. When I saw this earlier, I had assumed it shut down years ago. Remember Google Video?
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Oct 9, 2018 05:21
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Phrosphor posted:Remember Google Video? google video was actually superior to youtube for a very significant chunk of time
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Oct 9, 2018 05:27
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remember google wave?
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