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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

hooah posted:

Isn't it possible to embed more than one tweet per post?

there's no way to know for sure

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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Trabant posted:

That only holds up as a theory until you consider that any secret police worth its salt wouldn't be stopped by a bolt or door of any kind. It's not like they'll go "Well, poo poo. Time to pack it in, comrade, there's nothing we can do -- this is solid wood. We'll get them in the morning, on their way to work at the People's Home Appliances and Ammunition Factory." They'll just use a bigger ram/gun/bomb to wreck your door and any surrounding walls.

Source: a :tito: youth.

No poo poo, but if they aren't expecting it it gives you a chance to bail out a window and hope they don't have someone watching it.

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

My brain immediately played back a sound I can only describe as "au! au! AUUU! au! AOOOOU?!"

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Hell yeah.

https://twitter.com/tokugifs/status/1047141907384520705

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

I want to see Ultraman fighting those giant stagehand monsters

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Trabant posted:

That only holds up as a theory until you consider that any secret police worth its salt wouldn't be stopped by a bolt or door of any kind. It's not like they'll go "Well, poo poo. Time to pack it in, comrade, there's nothing we can do -- this is solid wood. We'll get them in the morning, on their way to work at the People's Home Appliances and Ammunition Factory." They'll just use a bigger ram/gun/bomb to wreck your door and any surrounding walls.

Source: a :tito: youth.

It's not motivated by logic though, it's motivated by fear and PTSD.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

C.M. Kruger posted:

It's not motivated by logic though, it's motivated by fear and PTSD.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Dannywilson posted:

Article is misleading, current favorite is 409 Beadnose, and she is a hefty girl:



I'm pretty sure 747 is going to take the win

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

OH LAWD SHE COMIN

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Forget the bed let's talk about that hosed up staircase with no balusters.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


I have that same bed. My cat won't touch it. :(

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

C.M. Kruger posted:

Forget the bed let's talk about that hosed up staircase with no balusters.

The cat probably stole all of those as well.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




C.M. Kruger posted:

Forget the bed let's talk about that hosed up staircase with no balusters.

As long as the stairs are insulated it should be fine.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Solice Kirsk posted:

90% of a home is usually made of cardboard and paint. As soon as they figure out a way to make cheap 2x4s out of cardboard we will reach 100% cardboard living.

There is a big problem right now in Australia where builders are making the upper story of two-story houses and apartments out of expanded polystyrene sheets. They render over the top of it and paint it and Bob's your mother's brother... until you realise that each square meter of EPS is the fire fuel load equivalent of something like 3 liters of petrol. Insurance companies have responded by tripling and quadrupling premiums and loading them with tens of thousands of dollars in fire excesses. Builders and developers are a protected species here because we suck real estate's dick so hard as the main pillar of our economy so the onus on dealing with it has been passed to the owner. Same thing with aluminium cladding, which was the thing that made the Grenfell Tower fire so bad - if your building has that, and you've been given a notice from the city council to remove it, the cost of doing so will be borne by the owners of the apartments.



Quote from LobsterMobster in the UFC thread "You'll do: Fuckin', Nuttin'"

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

bike tory posted:

I'm pretty sure 747 is going to take the win



All the other bears are like "Boeingoinoing"

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
pack it up boys, we're done. That's the funniest picture.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.


Ma'am your son is gay as gently caress.

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Guy Goodbody posted:

pack it up boys, we're done. That's the funniest picture.

I know someone who knows that guy and the picture was used without his knowledge or consent, and definitely does not believe those things.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

fool_of_sound posted:

I know someone who knows that guy and the picture was used without his knowledge or consent, and definitely does not believe those things.

He tells his mom he's too afraid to have sex

and now the world knows

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://i.imgur.com/n2ZSD6i.mp4

Pimblor
Sep 13, 2003
bob
Grimey Drawer
is the navy still giving out left turn signals nearly 30 years after the first gulf war?

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

This had a long buildup, but it was so worth it.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010


https://twitter.com/ZeroBlog30/status/1049517694733684736?s=19

https://twitter.com/Thatwasmymom/status/1049518834972020737?s=19

Tim Whatley has a new favorite as of 05:52 on Oct 9, 2018

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Ah, the rare inverse milkshake duck.

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer
Quick some one capture it for posterity and then post it as an actual image

Val Helmethead
Apr 24, 2009

Pittsburgh is stored in the balls.


I know we have more of the story now, but I figured it went something like this:

Sailor - on phone: "Yeah, Enrique, I'll be right there!"
Mom - evesdropping: "I thought you were going on a date. Who is Enrique?"
Sailor: "He's my... uh... my date buddy. We go on dates together because... uh..."
*sees FOX News on*
"So feminists don't falsely accuse us of molesting them?"

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
lol if you don't have enrique as a supportive and nurturing lover to be there for you and care for you in your darkest hours

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
I think about this guy's business card at least once a week

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Phy posted:

I think about this guy's business card at least once a week



I'd LOVE to hear the story of what happened to Rob that made him add that bottom line of text.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I would never attempt to rob a man who can craft a guard dog within seconds

TeamJesus
Sep 21, 2006

He died for your sins...
Now he's back for your
BRAINS!

Phy posted:

I think about this guy's business card at least once a week



Easy excuse to post this again:


Link to said website with the amazing jingle:
https://babalooney.com/

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/XJB7tev.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/r20TdVm.gifv

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

I was waiting for the second one to pop like a giant cyst.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

That lady from Total Recall looks different from what I remember.

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Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Did...did he just put on a replacement head after the other guy literally kicked his face off?!

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